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sammieuk1

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  1. Whilst once looking for a Dachshund breeder near me up popped sausage surprise ladyboy site, but I can assure you Mlud I didn't go looking for it 🤔
  2. The tentacles Xi can't sell snow to the Eskimo but can flog you fools some engineless subs for starters 🤔
  3. On one of the expat shops in Pattaya I think but when I looked at the price I fainted then couldn't find the ad 🤔
  4. I have just seen a 24 can slab of guinness advertised for the equivalent price of £95 so maybe a way to go 🤔
  5. I prefer grenades these days as my trigger finger gets enough of a workout elsewhere 🤔
  6. The oar holes were not sealed is my theory🤔
  7. Cyclist's remember these fools can't even see the road in front of them in broad daylight! and unless your tossed onto the bonnet then through windscreen they are not stopping ever 🤔
  8. It's not the app that you want to suck here is it 🤔
  9. Poleaxed by a pole at 4.06am is the cause of death by the look of it 🤔
  10. Never listen to anyone other than Dr Google Yong he knows it all 🤔
  11. Wonder if it was a Chinese power bank by any chance 🤔
  12. The bus just found its default position like all busses here do 🤔
  13. Whatever they are doing keep doing it the £ is at an 8 year high 🤔
  14. Sounds like a sausage fest to me 🤔
  15. The land where BJ's BJJ's abound 🤔
  16. Even more concerning if your child is half farang and looks different I suspect 🤔
  17. Land of litigation for the most trivial nonsense whilst the country sinks in a swamp of corruption said one anonymous poster🤔
  18. More holes in a Lexus coming! odds of 3-1, even money he has time to put his trousers on for the next dawn raid, and 100-1 he is innocent 🤔
  19. The last time I went to Hua Hin beach the place was alive with these oversize rats, who the hell would want to buy one?🤔
  20. But the Chinese masters are knocking mosques down get Xi on speed dial we have an infidel problem 🤔
  21. The concrete looks very jungle eco friendly, well done! who needs all those pesky trees anyway 🤔
  22. The moral compass of a soi dog as normal 🤔
  23. Land of cum-convicts and bandits 🤔
  24. Minnie should have been called Mickey surely🤔
  25. Sure a sledgehammer will be used to crack this walnut 🤔
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