Soph

Hopefully its okay, I sent it to mine from my mates computer at her house and she has been sending it to lots of people with no problems.

s'okay now....I hope x

Yeah, me neither dunno whats up with it, will try to find another link. boo hoo x

Just had such a laugh messing around with this, hope you do too! Have an elfing merry Christmas xx

http://www.elfyourself.com/

I 'starred' in Boon for anyone that can remeber (cos I cant)

This one?

That would be the very one!

I 'starred' in Boon for anyone that can remeber (cos I cant)

Its a shame for you to be wishing your life away, you should enjoy the short time you have back there in whatever way you can. Have a nice time anyway.

Ah go on rollergirl, tell us, we promise not to laugh!

Oh my cod that was funny (ok so that wasnt)

I was drinking champagne and eating strawberries from a chocolate fountain last night Feel like I should have been swimming for three hours today instead of staying in bed Graceless Fawn! Well done to you.

I wish I could marry one o' my childhood sweethearts

You mean the one now with 6 children, and a doodoo as big as a house?

Did they ban Chuck?? What for?

I wish i knew!

You do know, but along with that knowledge comes knowing why every other banned TV member was. The truth becomes too much to bear, along with the persistent non stop PM's from everyone here wanting to know WHY WHY WHY!

It becomes too much, so much so that you ask the mods to ban you from TV to get away from the truth and you never ever come back here again.

I wish I was back in Thailand....

I think of a nice bottle of redwine, slippers, my fireplace.

I cant offer much advice, other than the best times are not where you are, but who you are with. I plan on being somewhere I can dance till dawn surrounded by all my beautiful friends, be that in a club, pub or even a squat!

I met a guy who worked in a club in Stoke, I was pretty out of it at the time and thought this guy was cool (rubbing shoulders with some big UK dj's that I was into at the time) I got his number and we arranged to meet up in a town half way between his home and mine, so I had to drive there to meet him.

Arrived in the pub and saw the guy looking a little bit different from how he looked in the club. Dressed in full Goth getup and make up not really my style (platform boots, long leather jacket and black eye liner dont really do it for me)

Sat down for a drink (couldnt even drink because I was driving) and he proceeded to tell me about his self harming, suicidal tendancies and previous heavy drug addiction and depression.

Needless to say I soon made my excuses and left. Drove out of the town and my god ###### car broke down in the middle of no-where. Couldnt get through to any friends or family to come and help, so then was left with the only choice to ring freak boy to come and give me a hand, aaaggghhhh!!

Best thing was, he turned up to the rescue in one of those little Cinquetento cars, it was <deleted> hilarious.

Luckily he got my car sorted (it was something really simple apparently) and I burnt rubber to get out of there and home.

Was bombarded with calls and texts for a few weeks after, and luckily I then grew out of that club scene so never had to go back there again.

Oh the fun of being single

If Soph had a scouser in her house, why did she still have a sofa (tv, computer etc)?

DARK

I usually just look at myself in the mirror. If there's no mirror I look at a photo of myself that I keep in my wallet for such emergencies.

I like sex, so much so that I'm seriously considering trying it with another person soon.

your funny!

I was thinking, what was I thinking!!!!

Dunno, ive met 2 people who were shot in Samui - more than the number of people I met who won the lottery

I was a peasant in 'The Princess Bride' - a movie - any Canadians out there might know this film x

Feel for you mate, it seems a very young age to have gout.

My old boss in a dodgy bar I used to work in had it real bad, he had to cut holes in his shoes and all his fingers were taped up with blue plasters.

Obviously im sure you dont have it that bad, but he was the only person ive ever met with gout. He was however very old and a 5 star alcoholic, unfortunately he is dead now.

Bless ya Girlx, I know exactly what kind of situation your in, ive been there myself and it is so hard. I used to take in all the ugliest mangiest dogs, because I knew that these were all the ones that no-one else would ever bother with. I remember going to visit Samui Dog rescue once and being heartbroken. My Thai neighbours thought I was start raving mad!!!!

Once my ex bf, after being a <deleted>, thought it would be a good way to apologize by picking me up from the ferry with 2 fluffy puppies in the basket of the bike, hed just found them near the ferry port and took them from their mum. What was I meant to do? Couldnt just leave them, so home they went with the rest. The story of what happened to those is far too long to mention.

In the end it got too much and a friend had to take some away to the 'Wat'

Cant really offer advice, apart from try to ignore them as much as poss, but I know its hard x

Why, when I just went downstairs to make myself a cup of tea, did I find a scouser guy lay on my sofa?

On the news earlier, they were talking about the fact that there is a relatively small community of prostitutes in Ipswich, who are all obviously taking care of who they get in a car with, leading the police guys to speculate that if this guy has further urges to kill, he could just take to the streets and pick up any female out on her own.

(I'm not supposed to answer any Why questions.... )

Why do I know the answer to Soph's question?

Okay smart guy if you know the answer to my question, why havent you secretly pm/myspaced me to tell me the answer?

Me thinks the rabbits lying

Why did I just click on this thread to read and somehow end up on the Man U thread? Answer that and ill give you a prize.