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Huh, I stood in the corridor of course.... 🙂

A penis pump is for men of all sizes who have ED. It only temporary increases the blood flow into the penis - it doesn't make your member permanently bigger. Besides, as the adage goes "it's not the size but what you do with it).

It's interesting! I went to my orders received list on Lazada, clicked on the order for that penis pump and got a message saying it was no longer stocked by Lazada... very strange. Perhaps they consider it a sex toy now. But I would say that it is a medical device. It was certainly posted to me from a Thai location (2 day delivery). Aliexpress stocked them also.

He's a top bloke!!

I was stung by a box jellyfish about 3 years ago on Koh Phangan. I knew that the previous 2 victims of box jellyfish stings on the island had both died of heart failure in 10 minutes... As I lay writhing on the floor of a beach restaurant, the owner was smothering me with vinegar all over my body since we weren't sure where the sting was, I looked up at her. She had a huge knife stuck between her teeth as she shouted for more vinegar, and decapitated the head of the plastic vinegar bottle in one blow. The local Thais all gathered around me and said to each other in Thai (I speak Thai) "Look at the farang - he will be dead in 10 minutes...) The ambulance came and threw me in the back as fast as possible. 2 nurses cared me as the vehicle sped along. "Oxygen" I cried out, having difficulty breathing. One pretty nurse grabbed the oxygen cylinder, only to find that someone had forgotten to refill it!. The 2nd nurse was the campest ladyboy I've ever met, who kept on shoo-shooing me for making too much noise! God, I thought. The last thing that I see on this Earth is a camp ladyboy! I made it to the local hospital, where the young doctor gleefully announced that they had no medicine for box jellyfish stings, and that they would put me into bed and if I died, then I died, and if I lived, then I lived. Happily I lived. but I 100% thought that I was going to die 🙂

Some might laugh at my post, but for those with ED, it's useful information (I mean about the amazing effect to achieve a rock-hard and large erection in just a few minutes, not the science experiment). @bkk6060, the tube was 7 inches (18cm long), with a 'girth' of 17cm, so giving a diameter of your erection of about 5.5 cm. What was interesting was that the girth obtained was substantially more than a 'standard' erection, (so much so that I had some difficulty in extracting my inflated member from the plastic tube!!) IMHO, certainly a very useful (temporary) aid for ED. Oh, the cost was very cheap - 299 Thai baht.

But it won't be anywhere near 10 years. Cannabis is 'legal' in Thailand. Azeem is only charged under Thai law for exporting controlled herbs without permits.

Now I should stress that the reason why I bought this pump from Lazada has little to do with my 'Mr Droopy'. In fact, I wanted to do some science experiments to demonstrate that sound energy cannot travel through a vacuum!! Typically, one uses a bell jar with a motor pump attached to it, place a ringing electronic bell inside the bell jar, pump out the air and the sound of the ringing will weaken as the air is pumped out. Such a system designed for science labs is a little expensive, but it occurred to me that a cheap penis pump should enable demonstration of this effect. And indeed it does - very well! (I have to watch out for sarcastic comments from teenage students about 'Sir is that your penis pump?!") Happily, the equipment looks fairly anonymous. However, and to keep this post relevant to this health forum, I did try this pump on my own manhood. I do have ED problems for many years (trapped nerve in my lower back), but it doesn't bother me because my wedding tackle rusted up years ago. So I followed the instructions, stuck the clear plastic tube over my flaccid member and started pumping the handle that sucks out the air from the top end of the equipment. JEEZ!! I couldn't believe my eyes. My little member grew to fill the whole plastic tube, touching the end of the pipe after only a few seconds. I understand the science as to how this works (the partial vacuum draws blood up into your member). However, I was amazed at the end result. The length of Mr Droopy increased substantially, but also the width/girth doubled to completely fill the plastic tube. In a few seconds, (after removing the equipment from around my member), I had an enormous, erect manhood that completely filled my room! (Actually, that was a slight exaggeration, but I was amazed and very happy at the results of using this penis pump). Therefore, my serious comment. If you do have ED problems, then I can heartily recommend using a penis pump. (You can also do science experiments with it as well!)

Kick him out into the cold to fight with the polar bears... oh wait a minute!! My globe was upside down... 🙂

Of course it has air-con. Outside balcony, sea-side view, very clean and quiet. 300m to the 7/11 and beach etc. I'm certainly not telling you where it is or the name 🙂

I mentioned in another post that I start my reduced UK state pension in a couple of months, about 800 quid a month. I do have an online income as well, but I checked what I spend each month right now. - Rent a 35m2 studio condo in a clean building with pool, that's 300m from Jomtien Beach beach = 7,000 baht/month - rent a Thai traditional wooden house and large garden (1 rai) in the hills north of Chiang Mai = 4,000 baht/month - rent a newish Vios with full insurance provided = 8,000 baht/month - Have a $100,000 medical cover policy = 6,000 baht/month. That's 25,000 baht (2 properties, car and medical cover). My healthy food costs are minimal 🙂 I learnt from my mistakes that I made in Thailand, which were that Thai girlfriends/wives or boyfriends are a financial millstone, especially if there is family, previous kids etc. Relationships can also be very stressful. Smoking will probably kill you. Taking hard drugs will definitely shorten your life. Drinking more than 1 small bottle of beer/day is no good for your liver, smoking dope is something that hippy students do. I guess many on this forum do all of these activities, which maybe explains why there seem to be so many mentally ill people on this forum.... I have learnt to ignore most other foreigners, eat fresh Thai food/salads, socialise mostly with Thais, do charity work, enjoy my ham radio hobby, understand Thai language and culture, don't seek excessive material goods, don't be a dick. It works for me.

I missed the details. Is Peter your boyfriend?

[quote] ...Ricky was unable to confirm his insurance status due to the extent of his injuries. [/quote] Why is his insurance details not kept with his passport? I carry my passport and private medical insurance details everywhere that I go, and have dog-tags around my neck with these and NoK details in English, Thai, Lao and Burmese!

I have to say this is one of the dumbest comments that I have ever read on AN...

Excellent news for the health of girls and women . Now will those men who self-identify as a woman be clamouring for this vaccination? 🙂

Bob, why do you keep changing your avatar? Nothing in the rules to say that you can't change it, but you seem to be somewhat obsessed...

I would have thought that rough seas would put a fire out! Anyway, as others have said,the sea was as flat as a millpond!

Some people pay extra for that... 🙂

Not 'fake' but generated using AI. Having been involved in AI development some 25 years ago, I believe that use of AI should always be disclosed. Should we allow students to submit homework created by Chat GPT?

Thais have a phrase for that: "You tink too mut" and I would agree with them, judging from most of your posts. Medicine won't help IMHO. You need to change your attitude....

Pattaya is in Chonburi province. I think they are simply trying to avoid using the word 'Pattaya'. Update: Others beat me to it!

I assume that the YT algorithm notes that I open many of these videos to check if the thumbnail/front image is AI without notification of that. Then the algorithm assumes that I love watching these videos and posts similar videos! Aah!! I can't win. I'm still not sure why YT posts many videos of gimp suits, but that's another matter 🙂 As to bare-chested men, I would complain about such lack of manners in whatever country I would be living in. Bare chests belong on the beach, not in a restaurant or shopping mall. It's quite amazing how many people (of all nationalities) seemed to have missed out on learning basic good manners.

Can you suggest some? For many years I have been a radio amateur, talking with other (mostly men) on the other side of the world about my huge erection (I mean my antenna erection of course). But mid-conversation I often fall asleep from sheer boredom when they get excited about the size of their erections...

It is! I can't win at this. But it gives me something to do between my other hobby of telling men to cover their bare-chests when walking in the street or mall and not actually at the beach. As for men wearing shorts in similar locations, don't get me started 🙂

These are the 'shorts' that appear on my YT page. Videos that depict a polar bear covered in honey bees and being rescued by a fisherman, or an old man on TV changing into a muscle man before our very eyes. It's obviously created by AI, but there is no statement at the start of the video clip that this is AI, and many might assume that this really is a real polar bear covered in bees. ... and that I find unacceptable. These clips have millions of views, and are obviously making money for their creators. But IMHO it's fraud, making money by misleading the gullible. I report any videos as they appearI. I have nothing against AI, but IMHO the use of AI should be disclosed to the viewer at the start of the video. YT does take down about 10% of the videos that I report, but clearly they are making attracting millions of viewers and I guess YT considers me as "Mr Complainer of Clapham"...