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  1. Homburg
    Is there ever anything other than nonsense on this forum?
  2. Homburg
    An American Jewish Princess was on her way out to lunch and was standing outside her apartment building waiting for the doorman to find a cab. A schnorrer comes up and says "Hey lady, I haven't eaten in 3 days!" "So force yourself!"
  3. Homburg
    An elderly Jewish gentleman was crossing the road (after finishing his soup from the earlier joke) and was unfortunately hit by a cab and was lying injured in the road. Someone calls 911 and an ambulance is on its way. Whilst waiting a lady takes off her jacket, folds it, and puts under the mans head. "How is that?" she asks him, "Are you comfortable?" his reply "I make a living..."
  4. Homburg
    Hollywood beckons for this lady!
  5. Homburg
    I suspect that a brown envelope may not have contained as much as the recipient desired.
  6. Homburg
    I seriously doubt that!
  7. Homburg
    She thought that she had found a real mug willing to pay such an absurd sum, but I expect that the police would agree to whatever price she asked for as they had no intention to pay. There's a lesson there for any other foreign ladies in the same line of business: anything that seems too good to be true, usually is.
  8. Homburg
    (Un)Amazing Thailand!
  9. Homburg
    HEATHROW #2??? - Seriously? Anyone who knows LHR would be astonished by that ranking. How much were these guys paid to come up with that?
  10. Homburg
    What is it with the Swiss committing crimes in LOS recently? They seem to be on a roll....
  11. Homburg
    Clearly NOT unskilled then as proficiency in English, certainly in a tourist town, is a valuable skill that perhaps the Thais should themselves develop?
  12. Homburg
    Protected occupation?
  13. Homburg
    Any chance of apprehensions of Thais engaging in illegal activities in Thailand? No, thought not.
  14. Homburg
    Less than before methinks!
  15. Homburg
    Yes, only one dead per week is abnormal for Pattaya. Low season?
  16. Homburg
    Little?
  17. Homburg
    A very public exit. Unlike his rumoured previous excursions.
  18. Homburg
    Just when we thought that pantomime season was over!
  19. Homburg
    Thailand: The Hub of Nonsense.
  20. Homburg
    Protected occupation?
  21. Homburg
    Anything that looks too good to be true.....
  22. Homburg
    Visa?
  23. Homburg
    I recall when I was at school it was common for children to make up stories about teachers that they did not like.
  24. Homburg
    That sounds like one way to keep a necklace safe from the ladyboys on Beach Road!
  25. Homburg
    I wonder what percentage actually believe that Thaksin is in that hospital?

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