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  1. Very gullible I think!

    Just few personal experiences..in 2 years of single life in Chiang Mai..

    1) On my first date ever in Thailand, a 42yo hair salon owner took me to a shopping mall for me to buy for her a 6000THB/cellular ...

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    2) On a first date a 43yo police officer shows me a brochure of new houses for sale in Chiang Mai..over 3 million bath.... saying "if you buy for me today we get married tomorrow"

    3) On a first date with a 60yo active school principal, she said that she was looking for an older guy to get married, and to take care...if its will paid the 1 million debt she had....

    4) On my first date with a 32yo, she asked for a 25000THB "loan" to buy merchandise for the opening of a restaurant she supposedly was opening that week...

    5) On my first date, a 41yo told me that she will be my "exclusive" gik if I give her 20000THB/month.....I called her later to see if I can have another date. She responded that she already got a farang willing to pay her...and do not have time for me...that week.

    6) On my first date with a 60yo retired government employee, she said that nothing was left of her retirement money and she was broke, and need a husband to pay her debts, her home mortgage, and her car loan....

    My list for "favors" requests in second an third dates is too long to post here.

    In compensation..I have a long list of nice dates too....and I am a "Cheap Charlie". Some still good friends, just friends.

    I am married with a wonderful woman now.

    By the way...I love Thailand!

    What you should have done,

    Date younger women, they generally seem to want less than your collection of old boilers.

    Younger than 32??? I am 70.....By the way, after my 47yo wife, the most beautiful Thai woman I dated was that 60yo retired, and the ugliest the 32yo restaurant owner...The most beautiful Thai woman I met...is a doctor, 46 yo. I didn't dated her. She is looking for a rich farang, and we just become good friends. She is stunning, I just was out of qualifications... Nothing better than get beauty, intelligence and experience together....I tried..I told her that I am not just perfect...I am Brazilian too!...but...she didn't believed...

    My wife did...

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  2. I am an architect, and I love Thailand traditional architecture...but..I have to say that the "modern" Thai architecture is very bad. Worst than that, Thai people and government shows no care for traditional or historical architecture. I will like to believe that it is because the country have so much of it, so much to take care...or not control, but my heart hurts when I see beautiful temples and sites in "restoration". Restoration for Thai people means replacing the old for the new...or replacing the full building for a modern copy....Very sad.. Will take more hundred of years probably to destroy so much beauty.

    I glad I will be not here to see the "restored" Thailand.....

  3. A while ago I got a bite on a finger cleaning my garden and was looking like yours. The following day my finger and part of my had was blow like a balloon, green, cold, and very itchy. A snake???...I rush to a clinic close to my home and I got medication. In just 2 days was gone. Doctor said that probably was a bee or a spider....

  4. For short time stays the best deals are the "service apartments " from 5000 to 8000 THB/month, or some guesthouses that offers monthly rentals....When I was looking...2 years ago..the best deal was a room in a small hotel around the block of the Miami Hotel, soi 9 and Moon Luang... On Soi 9 is a Guesthouse called SK1House. Nice place with English speaking attendants. Look for the sexy girl on the tours service and ask for advise. She is very helpful and can recommend monthly rental places in town. If you look by yourself, or with a RE agency, prices may be a lot higher.

    If will be you first time in Chiang Mai and you decide to stay in this place for few days, call them and ask for a ride when you are arriving in Chiang Mai. www.theskhouse.com Rooms from 300 to 700THB/night Good location, safe place, nice environment..and a swimming pool.

    Welcome to Chiang Mai.

  5. I looked on your post and responses. I am 70 and retired. Do no pay attention to negatives responses. You are in a lot better shape than me when I move here.....My advise.....

    I do not know about bringing and using your "stuff" here, may be complicated and expensive. But..if you need it so bad...

    I am from the US and I do not know how Thai visa is obtained in the UK. I just came 3 years ago, got a 30 days visa in Thai customs here, and days later I show up at the Thai Immigration office to start my NO visa......Now, since few months, I am happily married.

    In your particular case will be even easier...

    Already married with a Thai, you can just get a tourist visa, and apply for a NO visa here with a Retirement or Marriage extension.

    For the first one just need to show 800,000THB deposited in a bank account and prove of residence, like a lease contract, etc.

    For the second one, you only will need your marriage documentation, prove of residence, and 400,000THB in a bank account.

    The income you are getting from the UK, even only your pension, will be enough to build for you and your wife a good and simple life here, if you are not looking to live in Thailand's touristic spots...or having expensive "hobbies". Welcome to Thailand!

  6. I am retired on a very small budget. In 2012 I was living in Chiang Mai, renting a small and nice furnished small one bed house out the town for 3500THB/month....I took one month vacation in Cha Am renting there a studio/condo/hotel by the main beach for 6000THB for the month. I loved Cha Am and started thinking about moving there. I found a 3 bedrooms 2 stories furnished townhouse 1/2 block from the main beach leasing for just 5000THB/month. ....on a nice street too.

    Visiting Hua Hin, just 20 minutes away, I do not like it at all..and a similar smaller property was renting for 4 times more....I took too long in make a decision, and the townhouse was rented in few days..if not...Still in my mind...Cha Am is a wonderful coast town, close to everything, very convenient, not so much tourist or expat movement, with a very nice weather....and principally.....low cost of living.

  7. I am retired on a very small budget. In 2012 I was living in Chiang Mai, renting a small and nice furnished small one bed house out the town for 3500THB/month....I took one month vacation in Cha Am renting there a studio/condo/hotel by the main beach for 6000THB for the month. I loved Cha Am and started thinking about moving there. I found a 3 bedrooms 2 stories furnished townhouse 1/2 block from the main beach leasing for just 5000THB/month. ....on a nice street too.

    Visiting Hua Hin, just 20 minutes away, I do not like it at all..and a similar property was renting for 3 times more....I took too long in make a decision, and the townhouse was rented in few days..if not...Still in my mind...Cha Am is a wonderful coast town, close to everything, very convenient, not so much tourist or expat movement, with a very nice weather....and principally.....low cost of living.

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  8. Kwao Krua - The English name is Butea Superba. It does something specific to the male member and is very effective at that. I wouldn't take it unless I knew I was going to be in action that night.

    I make my own Lin Zhu (sp?) tincture. It's also good for the libido but I can take it every day without walking around with a boner.

    About the liver - Some naturopathic doctors claim that a sluggish liver can cause caffeine over-sensitivity. You can have a congested liver but still get high marks from the hospital tests. Liver/gall bladder flushes can do wonders.

    Meditation - I can tolerate caffeine better when I've meditated. It also decreases my desire to abuse caffeine.

    Butea Superba or Red Pueraria Mirifica or Red Kwao Krua do not work like Viagra....it is a balancing hormonal supplement and help in sexual problems because rejuvenates sexual organs after long term use, about 100 mg/day.

    The White Pueraria MIrifica acts in the same way in female's hormonal issues, and for breast enhancement...

    I am not a doctor, I am just a producer and exporter of the herbs for pharmaceutical use, but I work in partnership with a reputed US nutritionist and herbalist based in BK. Sure. I am a user too. It is a fantastic natural dietary supplement.

    It is very much information about on the Internet, but also many not authentic products for sale, from China and Japan.

    Pueraria Mirifica is a herb original from North Thailand and Burma, and exist in 14 different varieties. Only one type is effective for that use. Feel free in contacting me for more info.

    Speak for yourself. For me, and for a few friends I introduced it to, it works the same day I take it, definitely no need to take it regularly or long term for sexual performance.

    Yes Sr..I am speaking by myself, because my company sells the product, and I hope will work like you say. Don't...Not the Red type. Probably you are talking about Black Kwao Krua, that my company do not sell, and it is hard to find for sale, because do not have enough medical trials of its side effects and not have FDA approval....Some serious nutritionist doctors believes that Black Kwao Krua may be highly toxic... but.... if you do not care about is as to you.. Please..do not recommend to others dangerous products.... and please... don't believe me. It is enough "serious" material about on the Internet...Unfortunately misrepresentations too ...

  9. I think it is what you make it really... Some people might find them women over 30+ that you call ugly, attractive... So really it's all based on opinion.

    On the science side of things... Asian people's genes are different so maybe they age differently from Europeans?

    Also I think working class people are more aged looking than middle/higher class people mainly because they've had a harder life, right?

    AGREED!! Asian ladies in general age quicker than western ladies, it's a fact.... Filipino ladies, Cambodian ladies ..... And thai ladies.... It must be the Asian genes, of course may I also add that beauty is only skin deep and the real beauty comes from the heart.... And Asian ladies have and are the most caring kindest women I have ever met.

    Sent from my iPad using Thaivisa Connect Thailand

    Ohhhhh..That means I got it all! My wife is 48, 5'8", 57Kg. More beautiful than every woman I know in that age, the most beautiful of the 25 I dated here before getting married, and also is the most caring and kindest one...plus..she is playful and funny like a teenager...More than that?....I am 20 years older than her, and she is the one with money.... own house..own new car...etc..etc....and she is worried that I will cheat her. Wonderful family too! Sorry guys..I never will post her picture...but..do you know Catherine Zeta Jones?..she is her clone....In Thailand also miracles can happen!!!

  10. Kwao Krua - The English name is Butea Superba. It does something specific to the male member and is very effective at that. I wouldn't take it unless I knew I was going to be in action that night.

    I make my own Lin Zhu (sp?) tincture. It's also good for the libido but I can take it every day without walking around with a boner.

    About the liver - Some naturopathic doctors claim that a sluggish liver can cause caffeine over-sensitivity. You can have a congested liver but still get high marks from the hospital tests. Liver/gall bladder flushes can do wonders.

    Meditation - I can tolerate caffeine better when I've meditated. It also decreases my desire to abuse caffeine.

    Butea Superba or Red Pueraria Mirifica or Red Kwao Krua do not work like Viagra....it is a balancing hormonal supplement and help in sexual problems because rejuvenates sexual organs after long term use, about 100 mg/day.

    The White Pueraria MIrifica acts in the same way in female's hormonal issues, and for breast enhancement...

    I am not a doctor, I am just a producer and exporter of the herbs for pharmaceutical use, but I work in partnership with a reputed US nutritionist and herbalist based in BK. Sure. I am a user too. It is a fantastic natural dietary supplement.

    It is very much information about on the Internet, but also many not authentic products for sale, from China and Japan.

    Pueraria Mirifica is a herb original from North Thailand and Burma, and exist in 14 different varieties. Only one type is effective for that use. Feel free in contacting me for more info.

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  11. Look on the Internet..and if you are interested....e-mail me for more info.

    Red Pueraria Mirifica

    ( Thai roots "Kwao Krua" extract for hormonal balance, prostate cancer prevention, urination problems....and more )

    Genoderma Lucidum

    ( Chinese Mushroom "Linshi" extract, for allergies, depression, digestion....... and more )

    Fish oil for depression in natural capsules..

    All this available in Thailand in most herbal products stores.

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  12. A Vietnam Veteran do not deserve live on the street of Los Angeles or any city in America, and will be welcome to live here around the US expat community. I am here to hep him in anyway I can....for him to feel happy, healthy and safe, like many other Americans in his situation in Thailand.

    Good to hear that you are ready to pony up 800k THB in his bank account.

    In the absence of such financial assistance his long term outlook here in Thailand will likely include deportation.

    I have means to keep him here totally legally and without using any money...from him or from myself, but I will not discuss that with anybody, only with him...I hope he will contact me in person in Chiang Mai at soon he arrives to Thailand.....and before meeting immigration....

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