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C'mon don't be silly. I for one am shocked by this news, I'm totally flabbergasted. Every time I get into a taxi the tax driver tells me "Thailand No.1" and then gives me the thumbs up.

1 minute ago, Thomas Hannah said:

Freinds tell me all over thailand is dead.

That's the problem with you get a ladyboy infestation in the whole country and don't cull down those numbers.

"I've read the rather old threads on here regarding ceiling fans and was wondering if there were any significant updates?"

Not for the 2017 models but if you wait for the 2018 models they've got some unbelievable technological advancements built into them. They will blow your mind away dude!

Gangs

If you're gonna wear the bling-bling in Pattaya, either make sure you are buffed up to the max, look mean enough or are African. Tiny skinny dudes with a few grams of muscle need not apply.

Sexy

The best ROI you'll get on your money is by waiting for one of these emails about a famous price or someone famous dying and their relative is emailing you to help you get the money out of the country. They only usually ask for a few thousand dollars but they will give you millions! With 3 million baht you could do that many times and get very very rich. I've personally done it and now I'm super rich & made it into the hi-so society rubbing shoulders with the rich & famous. Before that I was just the typical bum with no money.

8 hours ago, dinsdale said:

I'm amazed more don't drown. Only way to keep the Chinese between the flags would be to set up a free all you can eat buffet.  

This pic reminds me of those grey oldie farangs in BKK who go from free buffet to free buffet lol. Just buy a drink. Or the ones in Pattaya that look for the bars where there are balloons outside becuase a bargirl has her birthday so they turn up for the free food :)

Dead

4 hours ago, Chou Anou said:

Um, if she has in fact discovered she's a lesbian, why the <deleted> would she be interested in that?  Sigh...men, always think it's about them.

So in another words the OP turned that girl from being straight to becoming a lesbian 

" so i even though i have completed an 800,000 baht rennovation to her house" - Did you have a work permit when you were renovating her house? :)

"lucky i can walk away from the money,she sure cannot,30.000 a month come on" - What were you both doing for work for your 30k salary per person?

Water

7 hours ago, janclaes47 said:

The Malee is far too sweet.

 

By the way, the Brook tomato juice is also by far the best I've ever found.

 

Makro's brand is tangerine juice, also far too sweet, and was still there last week.

Water is down by mixing half a glass of juice and half a glass of water. Problem solved. Think of the orange being the male and the water being the female and when they get together as 50/50 they are in a marriage. Everytime you poor yourself a glass you are the priest committing the marriage ceremony between the orange (groom) and the water (bride).

On 2017-6-15 at 1:21 AM, Na Lee said:

Hua-Hin is also dead now after nine it's a ghost town thanks to the tessabaan of Hua-Hin. Only soi 80 has some expats the regulars coming down for a drink and a chat. No farang tourists anymore and those Chinese which floods the kingdom according to TAT are not here at least I don't see them.

I can confirm BKK is also dead now and nearly a ghost town due to it getting taken over by ladyboys. Farang tourists have moved on and those Chinese tourists have all decided to make Pattaya their No.1 tourist destination.

Why isn't the insurance company covering the entire bill since she has insurance?

8 minutes ago, 7000gods said:

Hi DavidMavec.

 

Some nice beers to be had in the W district.

https://w-district.com/

 

Gin and tonics are good at Cielo,around the corner from  W

https://www.cieloskybar.com/index.php

 

The CoCo Walk Plaza is a lot of fun Fridays.

 

And Soi Nana in Chinatown has a few new gems...ssshhhhh

Tep Bar is expensive,but great music there on Saturday..

 

Type of company you keep is entirely optional...

*uck the begrudgers.

 

Viva Bangkok.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The OP is looking for shitholes similar to Cheap Charlie's and a similar crowd. Why are you offering him higher end bars?

These guys are cool. Way better than the recent news of that One Direction dude coming to Thailand.

To commemorate Nelly's recent concert in BKK a coupe of days ago, I'm listening to his tunes today:

4 minutes ago, rocketman777 said:

 

In no way does this condom the dangerous and irresponsible  subsequent behavior of the MB driver. 

 

The truck driver was no doubt half asleep and failed to notice the stopped cars in time.

Please keep your mind off sex and back on topic, thanks 

45 minutes ago, nasanews said:

Why do many posters fear the word elite, it is a word where certain people hang out, good place good service and nice people to talk to.

Some peeps fear the word "elite" because they would rather hang out in shitholes like Cheap Charlie's: 

I'll share a secret with you, but you can't tell anyone. What you need to do is connect your electricity directly to the street powerlines and boom, you have free electricity. Just be careful don't get electrocuted doing that.

Memorise which buttons you need to press on another ATM then when you come across that problem again, just press all the buttons by memory :)

3 hours ago, wgdanson said:

Couldn't agree more. For that money you can buy far healthier, tastier food.

 

 

Says the man with a beer in his hand of his profile pic lol

4 hours ago, Ceruhe said:

I'm sure it's more appropriate to send soldiers to do stuff that is irrelevant to the nation.

C'mon, don't be silly. That's just being absurd.

1 hour ago, RonniePickering22 said:

 

Ignorant comment.

 

The seafood restauant down there was superb.

That shawarma place at the end of the alley on Soi 5 was decent too.