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Never give a sucker an even break.......W. C. Fields.

The brown envelope has to be larger than normal.

Be thankful, we are still better off than being in Europe at the moment and the UK is in a right mess. I read that a top notch German restaurant near the Black Forest has had to take its traditional Christmas dinner, a top favourate, of goose off the menu because it has become unaffordable even for the well heeled. The reports there of electric bills doubling and people being afraid to heat their homes makes our situation look easy.

and booze

When you are carrying a gun and think the others aren't.

How nice of them, Islam has its nice side after all.

I had my second visit around two years ago. A van turned up with 5, FIVE, officers, they were apologetic and pi**ed off that they had to drive around the countryside in the heat instead of staying in their air-con office, big boss had ordered a check on all falangs in his area. What surprised me was what they knew about me. I have been here 17 years and raised two stepdaughters, the oldest is married to a car repair man who has his workshop on the edge of our village, they drove there first in order to get my stepdaughter to guide them to my house (house numbers are not in numerical order) She is rather feisty and told them to line up first so she could take a picture of them and then photographed the vans number plate before guiding them to me. One officer said to me, "I wouldn't like to annoy her" to which I replied, "Tell me about it, she's been that way since she was 5 years old." Where they knew about my stepdaughter eludes me.

It was suicide........what!.....oh....no wait we'll get to the bottom of it.

I saw an evil spirit once but I had made the mistake of saying my ex= wife's name out loud in the dark.

The BMW was in for a 5 year service.

Obviously a Mercedes design flaw not taking a Thai driver and power poles into consideration.

The British people got through it all with binge drinking and street drugs, they haven't stopped since then. No British government has ever been keen to do anything for its citizens, why start now, the EU regulations must have been a thorn in their sides.

I thought my life was complicated.......no it's not, not really, not like this.

My 15 year old son British/Thai born in Thailand with all the accompanying documents is on the chanod of two houses with his mothers name as co-owner.

Nothing........the truth will never get out.

Without her teeth I doubt if he fancies her now anyway.

Apart from that though he had a good night out.

I couldn't help laughing, adding insult to injury by stealing his watch, maybe he could get fined as well for 'procurement.' No doubt he won't see the funny side of it while weeping on his curry, as far as he is concerned Pattaya is a pain in the rrrrrs

I don't know if it still exists but some years ago a German citizen who commits a crime abroad and is charged for it in that country will face the same charges in a German court of law once they return home.

Ah, but it is only an apparent whiskey drunk by a manifestation from nothing.....so you'll definitely need the whiskey.

No

There is no me or you, no seeker, no enlightenment, no disciple and no guru. There is no better or worse, no path or purpose, and nothing that has to be achieved. All appearance is source. All that apparently manifests in the hypnotic dream of separation – the world, the life story, the search for home, is one appearing as two, the nothing appearing as everything, the absolute appearing as the particular. There is no separate intelligence weaving a destiny and no choice functioning at any level. Nothing is happening but this, as it is, invites the apparent seeker to rediscover that which is . . . the abiding, uncaused, unchanging, impersonal silence from which unconditional love overflows and celebrates. It is the wonderful mystery. An excerpt from 'The open Secret' by Tony Parsons who had a spontaneous revelation while walking through a London Park, he sat down in shock realizing that not only did he not really exist but that he never had done.

The DOJ does the prosecuting not a political party, unless we are talking about NK or China.

What woke you?

He seemed like a nice boy.