Siam_superfly

Please post all congrats and praise to the Australian cricket team on retaining the Ashes and the humiliation of the English cricket team.....

We all know that this will happen, so why not get in early with some good words for a great performance.....

Also please stop Lampost throwing himself of a tall building....as it makes to much of a mess !!!

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What on Earth are .you chuntering on about now super-mouth. You're making a mockery of your esteemed colleagues that know a bit about cricket. I have also said that I would be mildly surprised if England pull it off. But just to make it interesting lets have a small wager on the outcome. I'll put ฿100,000 on England not getting a white wash. I think with your confidence you could give me 5-1. That's the odds I gave another Aussie friend of mine, God bless his soul, that passed away the week before last,on the rugby world cup result. OK it would have cost me a small fortune if the Aussies had won,but they didn't. And I wasn't half as confident as you sound.. I'm afraid I can't say 'put your money where your mouth is' even Bill Gates isn't that rich. But with all that trap you surely can't back out of this one.

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Lamp...get ur filth off this thread....

Please post all congrats and praise to the Australian cricket team on retaining the Ashes and the humiliation of the English cricket team.....

We all know that this will happen, so why not get in early with some good words for a great performance.....

Also please stop Lampost throwing himself of a tall building....as it makes to much of a mess !!!

In a land far far away...

Our mighty green and gold cricket team...

Held Lampard's and Pro Farts dreams at bay....

Lampie gloats and Pro Fart agree's...

That Australia will soon be on their knee's....

Tis the Test's that they forget...

Tis the thumping that their gonna get....

Poetry for the people by...

The Fly

although knowing my Aussie bunch that would make them root for us Poms.

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Never !!!!

][. Your sounding like awhingeing pommy immigrant

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Come off it Ozzie. Now you're slating 95% of Australians

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Ozzydom...that post with the Muppet picture about "Lampard and Pro Fart" would have my vote for the TV post of the year, if there was such a thing...

Hilarious..... and soooooo true

Good on ya you pommies you finally won a game, ya better enjoy it it won't last long just like the rugby or a card game, got a win sooner or later!!!!!!!!!

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1) Statler & Waldorf  - the old guys in the balcony seats

2) Animal

3) Fozzie

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I'm the one on the right

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Its actually Pro-fart and Lampie still waiting for the poms next Ashes victory

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Classic......classic

This poll still applies Lampie !!!

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I've just voted for the tennis player.

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Lamp'ie...if Pro Fart gets his tennis shoes on, ur a chance !! Pro Fart..England needs u !!!

This poll still applies Lampie !!!

but whatever.....

This isnt even news......

covered up a sexual harrasment charge against Warne.  He had been harrasing a waitress at Crown Casino in Melbourne for oral sex.  A deal was done, she kept quiet and Warney ducked another bouncer !

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Harrasing a waitress !! in a very public venue by a very famous person !!....must have been real bad !!!

so bad that infact "a deal was done" and she didnt worry about the great injustice that had apperently been done....she just took to money.....

well well well.......

Its vile and an affront to common decency. Some slapper sees a chance of 15 minutes of fame and goes for it with all her vaginal might.

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It is not an afront just another australian flying the flag, it will probably get covered up by australian sports powers that be!! like everything else, sexual assaults by rugby players, bribery amongst cricketers, physyical assault causing grievous bodily harm,smearing hotel rooms with faeces, by AFL players all just high jinks, but kept out ofthe public eye as much as possible here in the land downunder,for the week before the Australian UK tour , Mr Ponting was there boasting how they were coming to embarass England and give them a flogging, there has been a distinct lack of of reporting over the australian loss against Bangladesh and England, I fully expect Australia to win the Ashes because they are the best!! But like most Australian professional sportspeople they take defeat badly, and have yet to learn how to lose without malice, these are just my opinions Nignoy

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Traitor !!

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Not a traitor, everything I stated exept he cricket bribery happened in the last 18 months. australian authorities are expert at covering up scandals as far as members of their national sports teams are concerned, but scream and shout about everyone else,and australia is still one of the few modern countries who punishes pensioners moving to Thailand by cancelling their old age pension when they are out of OZ for more than 6 weeks!! But Crikey!! they do have Steve Irwin Nignoy

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Traitor !!

and ever stop to think that thats is all these issue's are....cheap check book scandals for news papers to print....and that maybe gutter press doesnt thrive in Australia as much as it does in England .....so that there isnt much to cover up....

Well I am gloating.

Australia are not a team. Schism is rife in the squad. They are beaten already. Ponting's dictatorship has collapsed on itself and discipline has gone.

Pro Fart !!!....

U take the cake Pro Fart, no one can dissect a team (and get it all wrong) like u, even ur wing man "Lamp'ie, although he comes close.....

Im laughing at this post ( maak maak )...really ur out there on some good drugs Pro Fart....

Lucky the Ashes arent being played in Pattaya !!

Too right. Perish the thought. You'd never see Andrew Symonds.

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Yeh maybe not.....but think of all the honeys in the crowd on the camera shots...

I hate to say this so early but I was looking forward to a challenge this Summer but its going to be too easy for England.

A prime example of u and Pro's crap.....

, half the Aussies on Thai Visa,before a ball had been bowled, agreed that the two of us were talking crap,

Thats coz u do.....

Its vile and an affront to common decency. Some slapper sees a chance of 15 minutes of fame and goes for it with all her vaginal might.

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It is not an afront just another australian flying the flag, it will probably get covered up by australian sports powers that be!! like everything else, sexual assaults by rugby players, bribery amongst cricketers, physyical assault causing grievous bodily harm,smearing hotel rooms with faeces, by AFL players all just high jinks, but kept out ofthe public eye as much as possible here in the land downunder,for the week before the Australian UK tour , Mr Ponting was there boasting how they were coming to embarass England and give them a flogging, there has been a distinct lack of of reporting over the australian loss against Bangladesh and England, I fully expect Australia to win the Ashes because they are the best!! But like most Australian professional sportspeople they take defeat badly, and have yet to learn how to lose without malice, these are just my opinions Nignoy

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Traitor !!

I would not write the poms off though.Especially if they have their tails up.

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They only have they tails up so they can take it up the back end as they usually do........

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No way Burnsy,you would have to drench em,crutch em and dip em first and you would have buckleys hope of getting them near water.

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Its vile and an affront to common decency. Some slapper sees a chance of 15 minutes of fame and goes for it with all her vaginal might.

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Lucky the Ashes arent being played in Pattaya !!

Be warned. Australia is on the verge of becoming an Indonesian Province as

witnessed by the pitiful state of their national cricket team in losing to

us, so called, "Poms" in a humiliating way during the recent 20/20 game of

cricket in Pomsville. Then they went on and did the same against bangladesh.

I assume this was not covered in that fair Indonesian Province as they

cannot stand the prospect of defeat aka 23 November, 2003, at the Rugby

World Cup.

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......well going by the past performance of the English cricket team ...England should have been a province of Greenland for the last 80 years....

C,mon all you Brits,lie back on the couch and let all that pent up emotion pour forth. We Aussies feel responsible for your frail physicological state of mind, after all those years of envy for the colonial boys who had the cheek to refuse your weak efforts to win an Ashes series.So let it all out while you can see a ray of light at the end of the tunnel of your despair because the Aussie boys are about to rain on your parade come the Test matches..So c,mon Brits enjoy your allbut brief moment of joy.

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Ur gloating way to early.....

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What are you on about. Did you forgot what you wrote last week. You gloated before you even started playing. I was completely wrong as well. I said we would have a tough time. Just remember old son, we said nothing except we think it might be closer than you think. You was the one with all the gob, what with your saying that we wouldn't win a game. Anyway Super mouth I love you and your predictions. Going just the same way as the boxing. What have you lined up for next week? Shane Warne gonna win Wimbledon?

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Wimbledon !!! Warnie !! no way...Pro fart has that one in the bag....or Pro fart has as much chance as any Englishboy has of winning Wimbledon....

Gee... one dam win and ur all pumped Lamp...go for it ....make the most of it....

one batsman !!! wow

It's amazing what a difference 2cm can make to a cricket game and a million long suffering Poms around the world. That was how close Englands current South African superstar, guest player was to being run out when Ponting threw the stumps down early in his innings. He then went on to smash 330 off the next eleven balls!

Okay we're getting serious now. All players are going to turn up sober and Ponting is going to use his bat when next he starts his shuffle across the crease!

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I bet he wishes he was now..........................

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what !! why.... so he could have bare chested, white skinned, over excited, fat English fans in the crowd sing him stupid songs.....

naaaaaaa

Why would 5 days make any difference - you have just lost over 4 days"!!    

Firstly to England

Then to the might of Somerset!!!!!

Then to the very mighty and globally respected Bangladesh!!

Then to England again.

You think 5 days would really make a difference.  

Aussie domination is officially over... and the world will rejoice.

Mcgrath is an old has been and as for your Puerto Rican drug dealing pimp (AKA Gillespie) lets all laugh

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Yes.... five days would make a difference....as ur single performing batsman might have trouble batting for 2 innings.......