daleyboy

Billiards is proper terminology!

No its not, billiards is a completely different game, involving two white balls and a red ball i believe.

Pool like American football is for stupid americans that cant play a proper game like snooker or rugby

But i will happily take your money off you anytime. If you prefer snooker, then i normally play on Sukhumvit soi 7 with all the local cops. Normally for 20 baht a game And just round the corner thhave a great little restaurant where you sit outside and fish for prawns, before they are cooked. Not that i eat prawns but the wife loves it there.

Thats where we hang out when we are in BKK anyway. We normally stay at the ratchada cit hotel, or if thats booked up we stay in the palazzo. All the wifes friends live up round this area

Fortune Town/Tesco Lotus is directly across the street from me. Hollywood and Dance Fever are just to the north, and Soi 4 is the soi just north of us. Soi Cowboy is about 5 min. (on a Sunday early morning) due south, but I don't think that's part of your agenda.

Nice

We always used to hang out at dance fever, not this year though with a baby in tow.

We also spend alot of time at a seafood restaurant on the left if your heading out to the airport. Huge place with a inside and outside satage with live music. They also have a caberet place attached to the side, and last time we were there loads of private karaoke booths.

During the day we are normally found round by robinsons or carrefour

Ah, if I were but a promoter. The only true way to settle this would be to hold a tourney with the best rugby players playing against the best American football players in one series of rugby and one series of football. Now that would be kick a$$.

I have a funny feeling of who would go home crying.

Whats football got to do with this disccussion?

How dare you associate me with scampy. Only joking mate, just like that but BIGGER

how much of a tip do people normaly leave daleyboy...

perhaps i had better start saving right now...

or better still i will just stay and avoid all costs

Well its done on a sliding scale mate.

Boys in blue charge 2000 baht tip or 2 crates of chang or 3 bottles of wine

Boys and girls in red charge 1000 baht tip or 1 crate of chang or 1 bottle of wine

As for the rest of us plebs we just charge a sense of humour and a laugh.

Staying is always the best option, too many stalkers round these parts that will track you down if you try to leave

heres a list of places i will be

Sakaeo

Petchabun

Phuket

Bangkok

Surin

Pattaya

Korat

Look me up, i wanna see you in those hot pants

No worres fella, i will remember to pack them. I will let you know what dates we are heading that way once we get them booked up

I will be in Thailand between the 26th June and the 25th July mate, always happy to catch up, just let me know when and where. I will be all over the place

heres a list of places i will be

Sakaeo

Petchabun

Phuket

Bangkok

Surin

Pattaya

Korat

And i am going to try and make it to that funny little island that Seonai lives on

And a few places in between, so pretty much anywhere is good with me

Whoa . . . with a little urchin in tow? Oi, breaking the little tyke in quickly as a globetrotter! Good for him.

You've got a full schedule there, mate. If I get back in time (may Buddha help pave my way) might be a good chance. I'm in Huai Khwang 30 min. due south of Don Muang and you'll be exiting from there. Time will tell.

Thats where we hang out when we are in BKK anyway. We normally stay at the ratchada cit hotel, or if thats booked up we stay in the palazzo. All the wifes friends live up round this area

welcome to Thaivisa, there is lots of info here, that can easily answer all those questions you have, and i am sure the members here will happily give you a few more questions that will need answering

Prob should hit Nana, Pat Pong, and Soi Cowboy - just for a lark. (tourist attraction purposes)

Yeah sure this will do loads for promotion prospects.

Personally i would take him out for some local street grub and then judge what type of bloke he is. He might even suggest that you goto nana or patpong. But i certainly wouldnt offer to take him there without prompting

That was just sheer luck mate.

Let me explain something to you.

When a species interbreeds, initially the offspring will be stronger, but the more interbreeding that takes place, well the more flaws start to appear in both physical and mental ability.

So by my reckoning another 10 years and you kiwis will be so thick and slow we will kick your arse

...a sweet and innocent face to attract ladies with doesn't mean I'm not rotten to the core.

nah i think youre just like your avatar really - a pussy.... cat

My avatar symbolizes my give-a-<deleted> attitude. What, me worry???

Edit: And please don't pay any mind to the likes of chuch and Dale. They're innocent and harmless enough. Their tall tales of rugsbie remind me of the many fishing stories that you hear. A 20 lb. bass is really a 2 inch minnow.

This maybe the case - i dunno about chuch but ive been round to Dales house to meet him and his mrs.. thoroughly nice chap he is too - now im a big bloke but i wouldnt fancy playing rugby against him!

Would like to get the chance to meet Dale, but I may not be back home until July or thereabouts. It all depends on the sale of my house here. Chuch is up in CM, I believe. Never been up there but must go one of these days. Hopefully I'll get a chance to meet with a few TV members at Seonai's pissup whenever that gets firmly scheduled.

I will be in Thailand between the 26th June and the 25th July mate, always happy to catch up, just let me know when and where. I will be all over the place

heres a list of places i will be

Sakaeo

Petchabun

Phuket

Bangkok

Surin

Pattaya

Korat

And i am going to try and make it to that funny little island that Seonai lives on

And a few places in between, so pretty much anywhere is good with me

another mistake that you have made.You see, just because we speak the Queens (cough, cough) English, don't mean we come from England.

Now the story goes that Australia started out as a dumping ground for the outcasts of England. NZ started out as a dumping ground for those outcasts in Australia who took a liking to sheep. So it is written and taught in American history books. Do I err?

They werent outcasts mate, criminals is the better word for them. Kiwis are the sexual deviants from Aussie land But they do have a decent rugby team. Better than the American team anyway

Pm me as well mate, i have loads of accounts, quite happy to send an invite

I've got nothing to say

Seriously mate, i wish you wouldnt post self images on the forum. That is a pretty mighty set of man boobs you get there

Daleyboy, Do the rest of YOUR family know your posting their pics on the web

lol i didnt know we were related mate

im close to 500

Who's your daddy?

I dont think anyone would want to own up to that

No i know ole Torny aint a poof, just a wind up merchant. I miss torny, he was always funny to read especially when he had a set too with Boony.

Aparently he can read the forum but cant post, or so he told me.

Well we have a lot of sexy ladies on here now, s just for the mods, who i know like em a bit rough, here are some ugly girls and just for sbk and boo some boys as well

Tuky mate, she just aint a patch on Lana. Old age and fatherhood has squewed your judgement i think

MMMMMMMM more sexy lady

Haven't you ever seen any prison/mental asylum movies?

That is what they ALWAYS say to new arrivals!

Yeah like the film scum. When Ray Winstone goes around saying whos your daddy? Very worrying indeed.

New meat!

You really really worry me sometimes UG I dont think i want you t see any "new meat"

Now everyone knows you have a soft spot for the old scamper. But not as soft as Galuka has for kerryd

Do you reckon we will get invites to the glauka and kerry wedding?

No worries fella, i have copied bedlam rules into your thread in there for you to puruse(sp)

Please abide by them otherwise you migt have a short stay there.

Ok the rules of bedlam.

1 no naked ladies, titties or camels toes.

2 Unless you want to be labelled a sad case, alwas log in as anonymous if you are going to read any threads started by boonme or ug.

3. Dont get in the way of the kerryd glauka love/hate thing they have going.

4. Whatever anyone says about me wearing pink dresses and calling myself shirley it's all <deleted> lies.

5. Feel free to laugh hard at the american footballers are pussies thread, being an Englishman you know this is true and TBB and the other supporters are really just in denial that they dont play a mans game.

6. There are other rules like the secret handshake, but you have to earn that before you get taught, just dont listen to wolfie or jai dee, it has nothing to do with pulling your trousers down and tickling tackle

7. The real booses in here are sbk and boo, not only mods but women, so you know they are ALWAYS right just like all women.

There are other rules but this will do to get you started