Do your balls hang low,
Can you swing 'em to and fro,
Can you tie them in a knot,
Can you tie 'em in a bow,
Do you get a funny feeling,
When they're hanging from the ceiling,
Oh you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low.
Jeff, best you explain to our American colleagues what a "fag" is, so they don't think you bat for the other side...
Unless of course you do...🤣
Cup of Yorkshire Tea for me every morning, wakes me up perfectly.