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What is the difference between a "real" Australian prostitute and a Thai bargirl ?
6,000 Baht
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It may be some guys only chance of owning a ferrari though.
Or could end up with an old Banger !
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My usual go to move here is suggest a threesome during dinner conversation. You find out where you are at really quickly this way. It also helps to break up that awkward moment.
I look at it this way... if they agree you win. You have to assume they both want your money so if they don't agree at least you can maybe find out which of the two wants your money the most. Pro tip: ask for pictures and verify whoever she is bringing is also smoking hot.
Hilarious lol
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You say you are in your early 30,s yet you clearly show a lack of maturity in dealing with women,especially decent Thai women who Dmaxdan very accurately refers to in the above post.
Most thai,s will flirt online with you but it is a totally different matter when in public,give her one more opportunity of meeting you AND invite her friend along also as she will be expected to give her opinion of you also,don,t expect any kissing or holding hands initially,let her dictate the pace of the relationship if you are really keen on her,given time it may well pan out in the way you would like.....if not let her down gently and look for another...........there,s thousands of them in Thailand.
If at first you don,t succeed move on and try another
I agree
It's too difficult trying to keep them both amused if you can't speak Thai although paying for two as opposed to one ain't no big deal unless your doing this 2-3 times a week it does become a pain in the arse lol
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Einstein wasnt handsome, didnt stop him any
I agree
You don't have to look at the fireplace when your poking the fire ....
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Some Chinese bloke divorced his missus when he found out she had ugly genes. The court in China thought it was a good enough reason for divorce.
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Ugly missus
I recall reading that story their offspring were all hideous and the father had to feed the kids with a catapult.
In this day and age one should require proof of previous school pictures and ensure you did an identity parade of her family.
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Yes I understand
That every life must end, uh huh
As we sit alone
I know someday we must go, uh huhOh I'm a lucky man
To count on both hands
The ones I love
Some folks just have one
Yeah others they got none, uh huhStay with me
Let's just breathePracticed on our sins
Never gonna let me win, uh huh
Under everything
Just another human being, uh huhYeah, I don't want to hurt
There's so much in this world
To make me bleedStay with me
You're all I seeDid I say that I need you?
Did I say that I want you?
Oh if I didn't, I'm a fool you see
No one knows this more than me
As I come cleanI wonder everyday
As I look upon your face, uh huh
Everything you gave
And nothing you would take, uh huh
Nothing you would take
Every thing you gaveDid I say that I need you?
Did I say that I want you?
Oh if I didn't, I'm a fool you see
No one knows this more than me
I come cleanNothing you would take
Every thing you gave
Hold me 'till I die
Meet you on the other side- Pearl Jam/ Willie Nelson
Read more: Pearl Jam - Just Breathe Lyrics | MetroLyrics
Took my breath away
What gear are you tooting mate I think you've got to the tickly bit !!!
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In spite of the current situation, one is still allowed to start new threads as long as it is not related to current Thai-Issues.
Saying this, because new threads have dwindled down to a trickle. Surely, one can still open a thread asking "where can I buy the cheapest razor blades" or " my Thai-wife of 249 years has left me yesterday".
By opening such threads, you will NOT be arrested by nobody.
Courage boys, courage.
Cheers.
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If she belongs in the kitchen how does his beer get from the fridge to his hand in the living room?
Her indoors
A whore in the bedroom, barefoot pregnant and in the kitchen, on call for your every wish - isn't that normal ?
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Clowning around
I heard a very angry family caught and ate him and invited unsuspecting friends and relatives round for dinner.
The police pulled in a suspected diner asking how he knew the food was a clown.
He said he knew immediately because the meat tasted Funny !!!
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I had my implants done at Phyathai in Sri Racha by a specialist. 40,000B each. I'm still alive and my implants are still attached to me and doing what they are supposed to. Cant quite see what extra I would have got by paying three or four times as much.
How long ago did you get your implants done please ?
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It could be changed - with the right money and sufficient will. The military has already made some progress in Phuket and Hua Hin although there is still a long way to go to deal permanently with the vested interests.
But the potential of Pattaya for high-end tourists, with its proximity to Bangkok, is irresistible. The new motorway infrastructure and proposed high-speed train service etc could make this little corner a gold mine to the establishment mega-billionaires which is 90 mins or less, door to door from Bangkok.
Clean up the beach, take a bulldozer to Walking Street and most of the riff-raff beer bars on Beach, Second and Third road, and start over.
With 30 million tourists a year coming to Thailand - and rising - it's a win-win business venture if they ever get all their ducks in a row.
There is already a number of high-end hotels here - Hilton, Holiday Inn etc. and It's only a matter of time - be it five years or twenty years, one day it will happen.
Maybe the alleged implosion of Walking Street will speed up the process....
You sound like a marketer for Real Estate !!!
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I have absolutely no idea.
Sorry, you can't possibly please everyone, and trying to is the kiss of death. I don't really care about such demographics
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I find it funny that people post on facebook telling the world they were glad they spent their childhoods riding bikes and climbing trees.
Irony is a wonderful thing.
It also makes me smile to think of people bashing the keys on their computers harder than they would normally do because they don't like a post that has been made.
The internet is a strange and wonderful creature as long as you don't take it to seriously. A bit like life in general.
Did that have anything to do with the OP ?
OP
If I came up with the said concept, idea through my own volition, it's just a way of expressing my view as how I see it. Another reason, I'm looking for valid opinions from others like yourself. Does that answer your question?
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I hate to get philosophical here but can you really be a PURE stalker if you tell people you are one?
Surely you must hide in the shadows and not let anyone know you are there just by the true nature of stalking?
Let's not have a virtual breakdown. about this topic. We don't really need look to much into the definition. It's merrily to determine why a certain minority tend to take umbrage at mere opinions of others then feel the need to demoralise a fellow member rather than rationalise to causes that superficially seem reasonable enough to everyone else.
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I am on the Thai Elite visa. The fact that I married a goat doesn't apply.
Kids as in - goat lol
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You have a goat ? Did he come in on Visa exempt or multi-entry ?
Yes he came with the kids ....,.,
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Haha' cheers
It’s not stalking if you don't follow them home, right?
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<deleted> I am trying to stalk you!
Lucky I'm thick skinned or would be s51tting myself to reply by now lol
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Bring the war to the terrorists right?
I'm pissing myself laughing good banter today
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Is this some sort of pre-emptive stalking technique? Let's attack would be stalkers before they even get here?
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That was comical
That made my day hahaha
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But how many guys who marry a bargirl will admit what his wife worked at before she met him?
I think you missed the point !!
I was talking hypothetically
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There certainly are some that exist just to expose any weakness or perceived shortcoming in other posters. But then again, publish your opinions and voila you will have critics. In some ways it is good for your character to learn how to either ignore them or reduce them to ashes.
Yes
A flamethrower comes to mind !!!
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I wholly suspect a minority of these Victor Meldrew types come over to Thailand and set up shop in their little remote village shack with their little savings, little pension, little wife, little dick, little phone then join thaivisa with a BIG EGO !!!
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Brothers murdered Kanchanaburi man over 3,000 baht debt
in Central Thailand
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I agree
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