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Limbo,

You must be maew-you answered your own post 3 times

The urinal nuns.

TOP TEN REASONS TO HAVE A GUN INSTEAD OF A WOMAN

#10.) You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9.) You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on

the road.

#8.) If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let

you try it out a few times.

#7.) Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a

backup.

#6.) Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5.) A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4.) Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3.) A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2.) A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1.) YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN..

I have gotten official Thai-English translations from the YMCA. It has a blue stamp on it saying it is a certified translation-100-200 bt. i think For notary, US embassy charged me $55 for, but heard it is down some. If it is for official gov. business, can get free.

Mobile aquariums and cell phone guns

What`s happening in the Chiang Rai bowling league? Which team is at the top of the league table?

Please tell me that you guys have started the Chiang Rai Inaugaral trophy. I`m eager to read a DR Limbo style breakdown/post mortem of how the first league meeting went.

Waiting with baited breath.

Yours faithfully,

Overseas air bowling representative

Chang,

Sorry for the slow reponse, but as you know everything is slow here in CR. The bowling leaque was defunked before it even got started. Some said the atmosphere was plastic. Some said the balls were too heavy. Some said the Noon start time was too early. Many were looking for a lawn bowling green. But most of them said they gave it up for sex-a lot easier, and you don't have to change shoes.

Why buy them in Burma, when you can buy them on this side, and don't have to pay $5to go. There is one shop just right of the bridge, overlooking the river if there was a window. Good DVD movies, vids, watever- kind of a garentee, if you live close and can return bad sh%t.

Remember-Never spend more than you can afford to lose.

Check with Claose (sp) at the Funny Bar. He will know.

I liked his line in Caddy Shack when he sees Ted Baxter's wife for the first time.

"Last time i saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it"

Chiang Rai police shoot motorcycle thief

Chiangmai Mail Report. March 4

The officers lay in ambush behind the Valentine Hotel where the thieves were expected to appear. Three men eventually arrived pushing a Honda motorbike without a license plate from a grove of trees behind the hotel. The officers stopped the men and asked to check the motorbike.

Valentine Hotel-never heard of- whats the rates. Sure this hotel isn't in Chingmai??

www.adventure1.com

Diet the answer-no booze, sea food, animal innards, and find chinese herbalists.

Have you ever seen the Chinese acrobats? They can get about a dozen people on a bicycle!

They came to CR about 4-5 years ago, and i have it on video. hel_l of a show. I thought it was more like 16 I will dig it up and give you the count-maybe

There is a third place. It is located on the super highway. You go towards the airport. I cant remember whether it is before or after, but just around there. Look for a yellow sign saying index. It is on the same side as the airport and on the super highway.

That must be Makro.

It is not makro I refered to.

They have got probably the best madresses and high quality furnitures for offices. It is a small index shop. It has been some years since I have been there and my memory is not clear at all.

Kind Regards

Potter

It is before the airport on the right side almost opposite a big ESSO station that opens and closes. gotta do a U. They have Sealy mattresses. Go south a little next to the little ESSO and their is a shop that sells basically cheap stuff, but can order you anything, and usually gives frarang good discounts, and has good english.

Best place for both is Yemaswat i think. About 3 kilos south from Little Duck light.

I have seen 6 school girls on a dream.

Babies and todlers can add to the count.

This guy has no chance of winning

This guy doesn't have a chance of setting the record:whistling:

Meet the Folkers- cat flushing dog down the pot

Drove two kilometers with eight thai passangers once... On a Honda Dream 110cc .

Physically impossible unless they were all babies and todlers

Haven't checked for a couple days and couldn't believe the last post back 3 days= is Limbo sick or something?

Sign in Pattaya i think

This is life

Who cares? Listen to anything you want. End this thread.

PS. I'm listening to "Don't bogart this joint my friend" by Commander Cody.