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I know a bare breasted woman on the beach is supposed to be offensive to the ave Thai. What i don't understand is when you go in to a "mom and pops" grocery store and many other businesses in Thailand, you will see bare breasted women on posters and calenders on the walls.

Subject: FW: Cow Breeding

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they

stopped at was the breeding bulls.

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that

said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He

mated 50 times last year."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

"This bull mated 120 times last year."

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than

twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in

capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs,

said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was

with the same cow?"

Why is Erg pushing the AA-team?? He is definitely not a member, and if his customers join, than he looses business. Doesn't make any sense

One day after arriving

It used to be open every week-tue i think, but long time ago. A nice hot water water fall close to.

The top is to big for the hot season

I am also sory that I won`t be in the country to witness it. 

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Chang, i was sorry to see you change your avatar. Liked the old one, and the new one looks like a couple of Brits celebrating the new marriage law of last week.

Surprize everyone... I'm the wife half of the neighbors referred to.  And guess what... I'll be back in 5 weeks!  I would have posted my photo, but I can't compete with the lovelies of your fantasies previously posted, so I shall remain a mystery...And oh, JIM, you know I don't wear panties

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Why 5 weeks?? I think i shot a photo of you the other day.

You can be a pisshead, maintenance man, gardener, cable tv watcher, internet explorer, animal raiser, type of guy, only if you don't live in your wifes 's village. Village must be fairly close to medium+ sized town. Best to find a wife who is an orphan.

UBC- doesn't his wife or gardner own it??

What is this fetish thing you have against noise?? Noise is good. A barking dog tells you there is something in the area that shouldn't be there. Fireworks tells you there is a holiday in progress. If you want to live in "the City" you have to put up with it. If you can't handle it, don't live in the city. I suppose you could live on the 23rd floor of some condo and escape it, but what if you have bad niebors, they can be noisy too. Mie lue.

You Pats are a bunch of wimps, in Chiangrai, we been dealing with 9-15 every night for the last 15 days. It is nice to have a short season of cool. Breaks the monopoly of hot.

need to know which are the good bars and which ones to steer clear of

as this will be my first visit and i want to make it a good one?

Any other tips you can give would much be appreciated.

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Since there is 10,573 bars in Pattaya, do you want us to give you info on everyone??

Any other tips=take care of your feet, and use ATM's when needed-no big cash.

Here are the quakes for the last 1-1/2 days GMT. Don't see anything close.

Looks like Alaska if very active lately.

map 3.1 2005/12/15 10:57:04 59.275 -153.164 80.0 SOUTHERN ALASKA

map 3.4 2005/12/15 08:51:26 62.219 -147.974 50.0 CENTRAL ALASKA

map 2.5 2005/12/15 08:16:26 63.483 -147.762 1.0 CENTRAL ALASKA

map 3.0 2005/12/15 06:28:44 61.171 -150.443 50.0 SOUTHERN ALASKA

map 2.5 2005/12/15 05:50:28 32.787 -115.576 17.6 SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA

MAP 5.0 2005/12/15 04:45:35 -15.994 -70.722 137.0 SOUTHERN PERU

map 2.9 2005/12/15 01:26:22 46.195 -122.202 0.0 MOUNT ST. HELENS AREA,

map 3.3 2005/12/14 22:50:19 38.788 -122.771 0.7 NORTHERN CALIFORNIA

map 3.0 2005/12/14 22:40:24 62.766 -151.175 100.0 CENTRAL ALASKA

MAP 4.9 2005/12/14 21:22:42 18.774 -100.861 115.8 MICHOACAN, MEXICO

map 2.8 2005/12/14 15:51:22 59.550 -151.794 41.3 KENAI PENINSULA, ALASKA map 3.9 2005/12/14 14:56:44 58.390 -151.622 1.0 KODIAK ISLAND REGION, AK map 3.2 2005/12/14 12:23:01 54.753 -160.029 4.1 ALASKA PENINSULA

MAP 5.2 2005/12/14 10:52:09 -30.999 -71.443 56.7 COQUIMBO, CHILE

map 3.1 2005/12/14 08:43:55 53.700 -163.805 1.0 UNIMAK ISLAND REGION, AK MAP 5.0 2005/12/14 07:09:54 30.420 79.225 49.3 UTTARANCHAL, INDIA

map 2.8 2005/12/14 07:06:22 33.929 -116.318 2.7 SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA

map 2.7 2005/12/14 07:02:29 63.444 -144.407 1.0 CENTRAL ALASKA

map 2.6 2005/12/14 06:57:10 60.744 -152.172 90.0 SOUTHERN ALASKA

map 5.6 2005/12/14 06:45:42 -14.658 167.954 10.0 VANUATU

MAP 4.9 2005/12/14 06:01:27 52.156 -176.674 93.2 ANDREANOF ISLANDS, ALEUTIAN IS., ALASKA

map 3.3 2005/12/14 03:22:35 60.132 -152.209 45.0 SOUTHERN ALASKA

You cannot argue with "brainwashed" christians". Some christs are ok because they keep it to themselves. If Dookey Williams would have accepted JC on the night of his execution, he is in heaven now. I never hurt no one, and me and over half the world are going to hel_l-just makes no sence.

I myself have been a frisbyterian since i was a young boy. My only belief is, that when i die, my soul will go up on the roof and i can't get it down.

SOURCE

Seventh United Nations Survey of Crime Trends and Operations of Criminal Justice Systems, covering the period 1998 - 2000 (United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime, Centre for International Crime Prevention)DEFINITION

Total recorded intentional homicides, completed. Crime statistics are often better indicators of prevalence of law enforcement and willingness to report crime, than actual prevalence.Stats > Crime > Murders

VIEW DATA:    Totals    Per capita 

Definition    Source      Printable version   

    Bar Graph    Pie Chart    Map    Correlations 

Rank  Country  Amount  (top to bottom)   

#1  India 37,170   

#2  Russia 28,904   

#3  Colombia 26,539   

#4  South Africa 21,995   

#5  Mexico 13,829   

#6  United States 12,658   

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Total: 180,304 

Weighted average: 2,908.1   

DEFINITION: Total recorded intentional homicides, completed. Crime statistics are often better indicators of prevalence of law enforcement and willingness to report crime, than actual prevalence.

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If i am reading this properly, then #63Qatar had one intentional homicide,completed. There are over 200 countries in the world, so 140+ countries didn't have any. What is even more amaizing is that China isn't even on the list. You would think with over a billion in population, they would at least be equal to Qatar.

Somehow this fits.

I thought the frarang had a better looking wife than the ave. thai male, unless they were excessivly rich. Granted 75.5 frarang wifes are bar girls (estimate, no facts to back it up), but what the hay. The poor villages send there best lookers to the sex industry. Not necessarily the best, but lookers for sure. Ugly is in the eye of the beholder. One of my best freinds has a very ugly wife, but is honest and has a heart of gold, and they honestly love each other. Not a gold digger. Ugly people need love too you know.

What DSL providers are recommended for TT&T telephone numbers?  What experiences have you had?  Are you satisfied with the service provided?  What is the cost of the service?

All responses are welcome.  Recently 'purchased' a TT&T phone number and want to get connected via DSL network but haven't the foggiest idea as to who provides what and the reliability of their service.

Thanks.

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Maxnet is 590+VATa mo. (256in/128out)

790+VATmo. (512in/256out)

Sometimes they have promotion to get modem free, if not got to buy.

You have to go TTT and tell them your house location, cuz you have to be within 4K of some kind of box to work properly.

Mine is deteriating some-not max speed all the time, and more out/in occurances.

Here is another good gift for him.

Thanks to you both....

Perhpas I should ask this question then.

Does anyone know a software developer in BKK who I can contact

to help me locate the software?

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There is a computer, software, etc. forum on the board. I think you would have better luck there.

thier seems to be a lot more crimes commited in countries now and yet years before the cimes were a lot lower.

Having a good economy, low unemployment rate, free access to an excellent educational system, access to health care, entitlements, etc. probably have little to do with a low crime rate.

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And say hello to Dorothy while you are there

Sounds like another case of "Money talks and OJ walks" It happens in other places too.