EmptyHead

Just don't tell her anything and wait and see what happens. For heavens sakes...I should named a saint for this type of stuff...

And my missus stuck by me when i was a "worthless backpacker" and then a poor student....now she is worth more than 2 million baht. I am now worth nothing by the way, but i don't mind.

I met her in a bar too. On Sukhumvit. Her friends said she was crazy to stay with me. They wanted the rich 50 something.

She paid for our taxis often, and bought me t-shirts and other presents, and food most days too.

Her friends all laughed. They ain't laughing now. They are still trawling the 50-somethings. My wifey got a much younger guy, and a house and 2 cars, the lot...and a cute baby.

She never asked me how much i was worth. I never told.

I like chunky girls....

But too many chunky girls gets boring. Then you want a skinny girl.

Novelty and difference is what we find beautiful, gentlemen.

We may close the thread now.

I certanly would not have bought that Thai red wine i am drinking now. Duped by the French sounding name they gave it (crafty buggers) i am now drinking something which isn't even made entirely from grape. "...and fruits," it says. And fruits...what does that mean?

So what would i have done differently eh?.... Well, apart from read the smallprint on wine bottles, I would probably try not to become a sex addict and maybe i would marry a woman with a bigger chest than me. Am i contradicting myself agan?

Anyway, back to the wine. Things will get better.

I would have went to Wild Country Bar before it closed.

Your child has dengue fever? Highly unlikely.

I am starting to think you are trolling. Either that or she is ridiculously dumb at playing the long game. I suppose with you she doesn't need to.

The best thing here for all parties (i think) is, take the child and raise him/her yourself. Needless to say, get as far away from your so-called girlfriend as possible. Paid help will be cheaper and probably more competent. Hell, your girlfriend probably isn't even raising your kid, it'll be her grandmother or someone else.

Your child should not be in the middle of this.

Try this, offer your ex a huge sum of money to give you the child and stay away. By the sounds of her, there is a price for everything.

Its your only way out of this problem.

I am the same age as you girlfriend. My policy with Bupa costs 12k per year. It ain't the top policy, but its not far off.

Unbelievable what goes on in Thailand! People back in the real world wouldn't believe it!

I give my girlfriend 3k a month (to buy things for our daughter mostly). She has her own job and buys things with her salary. She even buys me things for time to time.

Its a pity a child is involved in this for several reasons. But for one, it stops you from just running away as fast as you can.

Obviously because you're a dick.

Frankly, too much information and I don't believe you anyway.............dick.

I think someone needs a hug.

The root of the problem is the sex trade. Get rid of that and the unsavoury tourists will go somewhere else.

You're joking, right? You really cannot be that uninformed and empty-headed..........despite your name.

I am not joking and thank you for the compliment.

"I don't look like a sex tourist"....quote of the day, me thinks. And what's wrong with backpackers? People loved me when i was a backpacker!

Oh no, there was another brilliant one, "When we arrived he only managed to mutter a forced "thank you" when I gave him a 20 baht tip."

And another, "She speaks about three words of English......."

So your blaming her for not speaking English. (LOL)

You blame the taxi driver for being quiet and he even said thank you wrongly (LOL).

And then there's the kid who is racist and was looking at you funny (LOL)

Bottom line here mate: You have a very bad attitude and i would not be surprised if someone was rude to you, but none of these three cases amount to rudeness.

What does a sex tourist look like anyway? I would love to hear your description.

You don't wanna know!

The problem with their efforts is that they are focusing on the tourists and not the tourist areas. LOL

The root of the problem is the sex trade. Get rid of that and the unsavoury tourists will go somewhere else.

They are trying to clean up tourist areas by random searching and drug tests. Why not focus on the Thais hmmm??

They just can't admit the problem is with themselves.

I would buy land for my daughter. Lots of it. Start a few plantations maybe. Build another house or two while its still cheap.

I would try to get some decent interest on the savings.

Then just carry on as normal. More holidays though.

I have actually experienced the opposite in several parts on Thailand.

I am waiting patiently when some Thai person cuts in front of me, but the server still prompts me first and the queue skipper looks embarrassed and confused.

Hmmm...i think it was MacDonalds in BKK and KFC in Isaan.

Cute girls too, gotta love 'em.

That looks like paradise. Amazing Thailand.

In 20 years this country will be destroyed. I hope this isn't part of the Thainess campaign.

Got to feel sorry for the people living there though, but do the locals actually keep it clean or do they over-fish and throw rubbish everywhere??

Thankfully nobody wants to visit the country where i came from, so this can't happen. Nobody wants to visit the place in Thailand where i live now either, but the locals are doing a good job of littering and turning the land to desert by burning. In a few hundred years, it'll be the Isaan desert. Guaranteed!

So, where do you get Borax in Thailand?

In Bangkok, Songkran is great fun and relatively civilized and pleasant.

However, in the lawless villages of Isaan all you get is aggressive hoodlums asserting their authority over everyone and in some villages brazen child exploitation out in the open without fear of law (underage gogo dancers on podiums in the street). Horrible place for Songkran. And all the nutcases who you don't normally see "come home" for 3 days.

My family and i are taking a trip to the beach for a few days.

I just remembered, I don't miss the women, but not because of their appearance (which i think is fine, by the way).

I wouldn't say it was bad. But it is kind of silly.

Gets really funny when they 'date' them. Then lose all their money to her. Then come on TV, (or others) and cry about it.

It's kinda funny when they parade them around the mall, too.

Last time I was at Paragon to see a film I was amazed with the amount of 50+ year old guys with young Thai girls (most of which looked like they worked down Soi 4) taking them to see a movie.

Who takes a hooker to the cinema?

So

1.confirmed all guys where 50+ by checking each of their passports did you ?

2. you verified the Thai ID cards of all the "young Thai girls" to confirm they where in fact "young Thai girls" and not Thai women who where in their late 20's or 30's and just looked like "young Thai girls"

3. You confirmed the place of employment with all "young Thai girls" as Soi 4 and there stated profession was prostitution ?

and after doing all this you still had time to watch the movie ? I am impressed

or like other posters you just spouting bigoted stereotypes based on your warped perception of what you believe reality is

and before you kick off, I am not even close to 50 year, so the "old man" or "old fart" lines doesn't apply

My sexpatometer is making noises.

MISS

beer

wine

whisky

bread

potatoes

square sausage

Richmond links

black pudding

fruit pudding

Morton's rolls

chippies

Indian food

Chinese food

stew

puff pastry

snow

crisp air

not sweating all the time

competency (e.g incorrect spelling of my name on work permit which everyone thinks is a case for "mai pen rai")

brutal honesty accompanied by an insult and a sincere smile

crumpets

DON'T MISS

the different kind of crumpet

the grumpy people, like myself

the serious people, unlike myself

getting fat quickly

rain in every season

no summer at all

being too cold

toilet paper

people acting like there is about to be an apocalypse

chickens who cannae vote YES

lack of street food

rules and regs

expensive transport

people asking how much my GF cost

football

lack of 7/11s

lack of cool theme tunes everywhere

lack of sex

expensive cinema

bawbags

lack of smiley people (am i contradicting myself?)

old prudes sayin, "Ohh that's just disgraceful....cos they care too much what people think of them"

Who on Earth eats Marmite anyway?

Pakistan's in SE Asia?

Where do they find these journalists?

ABAC teaches in English? LOL...You had better brush up on your Thai.

Why not study at IIS-RU? You will only be taught in English by westerners.

http://iis.ru.ac.th/English_Program/English_Program.htm

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Out of interest, how many years would you say it took you to become stable?

"Tried to run them off the road"

They were probably taking up the whole road.

Morons.

Words aren't strong enough.