EmptyHead

Farting will be next.....

I always do a perimeter check before expelling gas which at 77 I get a lot of. My g/f constantly complains about the smell but I tell her it a natural reflex and when it smells its a sign your healthy (Hers do not smell but are loud. Mine are strung out sneakers putt putt putt). Its like when you gotta go you gotta go. It will be Depends time soooon I guess.

You'll be in a diaper soon. That'll get her in the mood.

Jaundice could be Hepatitis B. I was just diagnosed with Hep C type 3, no jaundice, scan showed fatty liver. Common in many parts of the world not Thailand as such. How did I get it, from a woman? the doctor told me it is communicable. Waiting for final blood results and treatment if any.

Went for a routine blood test/HIV test etc. to see if everything down there was ok...

What a shock!!! How long have I had it??

You got it from direct blood to blood contact.

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I am having one of these right now. I think they are a little too sweet.

Everything in this country is a little too sweet.

I don't know how to respond to this.

Frankly the video is much to ado about nothing, other than how it effects the relationship with the club owners. Silly to have posted it..nothing else.

"The video is much to ado about nothing". No. This is about a man who is having his bootom hole licked, this is something that is certainly not natural or normal.

Also, how many people do things like get together with two friends, and then meet up with three women, and then have sex together on one bed, all three couples at the same time and in the same place ? Get real, this kind of depraved and perverted activity is very rare, almost non-existent. The presence of this video, yes, three men actually did this, it makes such depraved and perverted behaviour look normal. And also, if any one of those three men has got a girlfriend or wife in England, well, can you imagine the absurdity of trying to explain this action ?

What ? "Yes love, that's me in the video, I didn't mean to do it, I was very drunk, I didn't actually know what I was doing, the other two pushed me into it, those Thai women encouraged us, I'm really sorry, it won't happen again, ever, please forgive me, I'm actually a good and decent man". How ridiculous would it be to say that to your own girlfriend or wife ??

I will agree that orgy is not a particularly common behavior outside of sex industry places, but licking the rude parts of your lover is.

And aside from that, what is natural or normal for a human anyway? We are redefining that on a regular basis. We have changed in many ways since we were apes. We now have gay marriage in Ireland which is wonderful.

What is interesting about this video is the people we know (football stars) having their naughty lives exposed and hearing them say racist things brings shame to their club. It is just gossip.

What is interesting on a scientific level about this video is their attitude to the women and the things they are saying. It's like they are in a modern porn movie. Most porn nowadays treats it actresses very badly, verbally abusing them (and more), like these guys are doing. Scientists have been studying the affects of porn on the brain and whatnot for a while now. It's too much to go into here; you can look it up. But what's clear is these guys are, despite being football stars, are hardcore porn users.

I know nothing about this. It all sounds pretty scary. Why don't you just go to the darkside of Pattaya?

I shudder to imagine what is in the dark internet, cos in the regular net there is plenty of sick crap just right off Google.

Yes, sounds like the OP has bad electricity problems. I would recommend having the grounding checked in his home, and all the outlets and breaker box checked.

I can't imagine that being the problem. What would checking the breakers and earthing do?

It just sounds like poor quality crap. I have had the same problems with laptops, phones, socket outlets fans, lamps, remote controls for TV and A/C, cars, clothes, water pipes, water tanks, water taps (faucets), bum-guns (the bum cleaner things), roof tiles etc etc.

There is no quality control in Thailand - that's the problem.

At least it wasn't considered a suicide.

Thailand is the last place on Earth I would bungee jump. I was dumb enough to try a crazy sofa and almost died.

Drinking milk is wrong on so many levels.

The guys in the video are idiots, but I don't know what the Thai people have a problem with. They don't have a problem being racist to others. It is a normal part of Thai culture to discriminate and talk about aspects of another race in a derogatory way.

I don't screw any of my friends. I would imagine the OP doesn't either. I think what you are trying to ask is: how many Thai prostitutes don't you have sex with?

And my answer is one.

"Let me guess... I make more money than you, I have a better job, a better quality of life than you??"

Coming from a person who worries about sundries, this is rich, LOL.

You are taking the piss a little bit, mate. Pizza, one topping....seriously?

You forgot the price for a happy ending. And I ain't telling, you can just bargain like the rest of us.

And by the way:

sun·dry

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noun

plural noun: sundries

various items not important enough to be mentioned individually. SO DON'T MENTION THEM INDIVIDUALLY!!!!!!

This is your first post in this thread, and this is the best advice you have got? Jeez, what utter loser you are. Go jack off in the back yard, and see if a snake bites you in the rear. Then you can post something worthwhile on TVF.

Priceless

She grew own consuming?

There is 35 years difference between my gf and I and her family has accepted me from the beginning. We have been living together just over a year but dated for a few months prior. My gf works and makes 20k + a month in a respectable job, goes to school on Sundaysto further her education, studies reading, writing and speaking English at home and helps take care of the house. She is a beautiful young lady and says I look very smart. I look much younger than my age and in great shape. By living with me her standard of living has increased but other than a few gifts, Birthday, college graduation, Christmas she pays for her own things with her earned money.

So yes, it can work and the family can accept the relationship.

Haha. Why is it that everyone on thaivisa whose wife is old enough to be their daughter, always handsome, younger then they look, fit, not fat or bald

While their wife is hot, have a hot body, not a bar girl, speaks 17 languages and has 15 degrees and is upper level management ?????

Delusion at its finest

There are a lot of late 30 / early 40's good women with degrees and/or successful legitimate business women that think they are old now and wanting to settle down.....And it seems like the successful long relationships have the same common traits (just like the the high failure relationships have their own pattern/traits)......

A LOT of guys just can't seem to get their heads out of their @$$ or bar scene or take the time to seek out a good women.....Chances are they also have histories in their home countries with the same kind of women - and are comfortable in that environment/groove = until - they are not......

Funny how the disgruntled posters feel compelled to make themselves known - adding nothing more than a window look into their sad little world......

Yes, you are perhaps right, but isn't it also funny how guys with much younger girlfriends are often posting about how amazing they are. Clearly, you enjoy the novelty of it, which I would like to hear you bluntly admit.

You are taking the piss a little bit, mate. Pizza, one topping....seriously?

You forgot the price for a happy ending. And I ain't telling, you can just bargain like the rest of us.

And by the way:

"She sounded so happy"

There you go, mate!

You gotta let it go! Can't cling forever.

Reminds me of one of my fav Buddha quotes, "In craving pleasure and in nursing pain, there is only sorrow"

If I were you, I'd put my feet up and have a cold beer - it makes the suffering easier.

Aside from that, the independence will be good for her. She will grow more in these 2 years than she would with you looking after her. A colleague of mine was telling me about one of his students, I think M5 or something, who went to Australia for a year, and when she came back he said she was completely different, so grown up (especially compared to the rest of her peers).

anyway ive just had liver and onions with my home made lincolnshire sausage cooked in gravy, mashed potatoes, carrots, cabage, coliflower and yorkshire puding,,

i cooked it and my 29year old wife and 2 children loved it,

am i in the right thread,?

must be my age,,,

Something feels odd about this post. Ah... its the cabbage! What's wrong with you man? Cabbage doesn't go with all that. And I hope it was cauliflower cheese. Otherwise, shame on you.

So if you look at a womans bottom,that means you want to be with her does it?

Yes, if I look at a woman's bottom, I'm considering it.

Why else would I (or any other man) be looking?

True dat!

My stepdaughter will be 18 soon. She hates her mother, and lives in another province...............Perfect!

But if she's anything like her mother (which she is) she won't have a bottom to look at

I am 77 years-old with a 6-pack stomach and a full head of hair and I got an 18 year-old GF. She loves my 6-pack and distinguished look......oh no wait, sorry....I was living my dream there for a moment.

I shall try that one day, perhaps.

Lots of inspiration for this year. Great! Looking forward to getting into it and post some pics!

Unbelievable.

What is it with people wanting to have sex with children?

20 baht does it.

This is hardly Thailand related and nobody cares.

Its a funny currency. You may have been better off changing Baht in Indo.

Go to Pattaya, Phuket, or Koh Samui

Leave the village during Songkran

Marry a women less than 55kg....its all about estrogen

Assume there is any sense here

Do watersports (the kind that doesn't involve bodily fluids)...i am lucky to be alive

Scream at my students, "Shut up!!", not expecting they know what that means, nor expecting a long silence and a few gasps

Attend a village thing

Eat chocolate in bed