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Of course not..

But where would be the best place to take my family to visit snow from Thailand?

I am guessing Nepal for price, or New Zealand for quality?

Eastern Europe??

goodonya ringaa hopeyahavinfun.

Dontworry my inglish. I drunk....

Aliens?

Looks like that way. I was hoping we wouldn't go there, but......

Hummm, now that you mentioned it, I haven't been receiving any updates from him in some time either. Last I heard, his wife wanted to add a patio or something to his new house. I wonder how his scale model steam engine is coming along?

Yes. It's not like Alan to just vanish. Both his web-sites (retirement and steam model) are untouched. Hope they are ok....

Why are you interested?

Friend of yours?

You are tooooooooo young to retire, so mind your own business.

I have known him for years. Vanished, gone, both his websites are frozen in time, no return emails....

Weird..

Does anyone know?

It is as if they dropped off the planet last September.

http://retiringinthailand.net/

I'd be concerned if I saw someone drive past and not beep their horn. That is what they do.

What is "spatial awareness" in Thai?

"Btw she is an Aussie(white) and i am brown well toned man "

I have been there done that. She is playing a game with you whilst screwing the rest of Bangkok. Tell her to piss off....

I forgot to mention...

I am an Aussie; and why the hell someone would chose an Aussie woman over a Thai ???......

You have got rocks between your ears. Fake Kamagra will kill your friend, the genuine stuff will just get you in strife.

It is common knowledge amongst members that

http://www.tripadvisor.com.au/ShowForum-g293915-i3686-Thailand.html

is a far better source of reliable information. I have seen the link to this forum on this forum many times.

A typical example would be the recent thread by a new member about the "floating market cab scam", which attracted several hundred posts here and was eventually rightly shut down by moderation due to the nasty comments directed towards the OP.

The exact same thread on TripAdvisor was replied to respectively. I am sure that even the TVF Mods get the shits with all this stuff, as we all do.

"Shaun the sheep" in Thai. My son has taken over the remote.

I am going to die when I am 79. Also 87 and 98. I hope the last one got it right.

The majority of Thais and taxi drivers will do you a good turn. Unfortunately these mugs that try these tricks on tourists give everyone a bad name.

I should also add that the majority of TVF posters are athletic, highly intelligent and attractive; just ask them.

The market and culture aren't here. There aren't many open air stalls on Mykonos selling sticky rice and chickens feet.

If I share one with my wife will we get 50 satang change each?

9952 viewers trying to work out what gender you really are.

Our son Morgan...

Where is that man?

He hasn't been heard of since you pointed the bone at him Costas.

I put my wallet down the front of my pants. It keeps it safe and looks good at the same time.

Phuket is pronounced "Pooket".

Where can an Englishman buy a hat in Udon Thani?

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/792151-where-do-the-lower-middle-class-buy-clothes/

I'm still wondering if he got his hat ... if so did a bit of totty or even a yummy mummy bargain for him ..anyway what is the outcome ... where has he gone? He could at least come back and say thank you for all the advice

A very wise sage once told me "Never help a lower-middle class Englishman buy a hat in Udon Thani"

I should have listened.

It's not a trick question. How many of us are sober at 1.30am on a Saturday morning. Asking our name is a trick question at this hour.