sipi

You have flu symptoms?

It's new years eve. Get drunk, go to bed and wake up healthy tomorrow.

Now this is a nice Thai drop, at 157baht per bottle.

I'm swinging the other way. I have been a gent all year, now for the dark side.....

Life is a charade, no matter where you are. There are volumes of books written about the white millionaire that wandered down the street in the appearance of a vagabond, or the homeless dude that went to the poshest places in a suit and tie; and were treated respectively according to their appearance or actions.

As for me, I just don't give a <deleted>!

Why fly straight to Thailand from Northern Europe?

Look at going overland. I have done that twice: once through the Middle East, Nepal, India; and another time on the Trans Siberian railway, and then down through Mongolia, China.

Check out organised tours for part (or all) of the journey if you are concerned about travelling alone by back-pack.

No way I would stare out an airplane window over country like that when you can be down there amongst the action.

And don't forget. You have been to Thailand twice already but not for extended periods of time......Thailand isn't pleasant for 12 months, especially coming from Nth Europe. It is bloody hot and sticky and wet and possibly miserable for a Nthrn European for maybe 4 months.

My Thai brother in law in Phuket has asked me about 4 times.. "why farang come thailand?" he knows..he just likes to rub it in

You said yesterday that you were going to stop posting ... personally, I hope you don't.

"why farang come thailand?" he knows..he just likes to rub it in

That was funny ...

Hey Redandyellow.

Don't listen to David. He is just chasing desperate votes in the "Thaivisa poster of the year" thread.

Listen to your inner voice. You are funny, you are intelligent, you have experience, you have a personallity...

You don't belong here. There are far better forums out there......

If you stay here too long; you will lose your humour, your intellect, your personallity......

"Chosing 'Poster of the year' is like putting lipstck on a pig".

Courtesy of "Stadivarius37". Brilliant..

Baggage can kill a relationship. My exwife was loaded with it. Her family ignored me, spoke about me behind my back. She was blowing money.

Then I married a Thai. Everything changed for the best.

Unfortunately I find the paradigm of TVF petty. It is a place for cheap fun.

For serious questions requiring straight answers, I go to

http://www.tripadvisor.com.au/ShowForum-g293915-i3686-Thailand.html

All you Aussies out there. You have one representative in this poll, David48.

Come on, guys n gals vote for him, he is one of you and deserves your vote.

Vote David48 - the sensible way to vote.

Are you telling me Costas isn't an Aussie.........

With a sense of humour like his?

I am heart-broken.

I warned my wife before she saw me naked for the first time.

"Darling, I am hung like a little baby"

"What, is it that small?"

"Yes Dear, 14 inches long and weighs 7 pounds"

Possum and ------------.

Hanna?

= "Hansum"

None of the above! None of the above! None of the above!!

Have you got a stuttering, Sir?

Don't worry, it can be fixed

IF you

Vote for Costas

better yet, why dont you shut your gob for awhile.

Why?

Don't you like my music?

I'll put something else for you

Vote for Costas

And what support did you give me in "Knob of the year" Sir Costas?

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/786889-we-should-of-had/

None, but I won anyway.

"Where is the bus stop?"

"On the corner"

Every time.

sipi ... is 'Tulip' her real Christian name, or her nickname in Thailand?

Real name, on her birth certificate (and death cert. No need to go there)

A very interesting topic for me.

We have discussed it with my wife and we think it will be proper for us to have a child in about 20 years from now.

So we have already started thinking of the name.

Me Costas, her Et.......what about Etco or Coet.

Ahhhh mai ben rai......we call her Maria.....even if it is a boy.

What's wrong with Ettas?

Who said that winning ThaiVisa Forum poster of the year was like putting lipstick on a pig?

As you know, My wife's name is Tuk and I am Phillip.

When our daughter was born we decided to call her Tulip, half Tuk and half Phillip.

I was determined to call our son Phuk, half Phillip and half Tuk; but the wife objected in-case it was mispronounced. So we ended up with Morgan.

So what would you call your child?

I am guessing that JingThing and NeverDie would be NeverThing? What about David48 and NancyL? Costas and...?

I am the youngest of 4 kids.My much older brother told me when I was 4 or 5 that Santa didn't exist. I half believed him, because he was my older brother.

So I went to school, and it was time to talk about Santa during my class lesson.

I whispered to a friend that "maybe Santa isn't true" within hearing distance of out teacher.

She grabbed my by the ears and pushed me into the corner and said :"Don't you tell anyone that Santa isn't true"..

So folks. It was actually my <deleted> kindergarten teacher that told me that santa didn't exist whan I was 4. <deleted> bitck....

Otherwise I would still believe...

Hey OP.

I was worried you are angry at me...

Hope you and the family had a great XMas together.

Yes, trust Crossy on this one. He seems on the pulse.

Mate,, please message me anytime. I am a loner on this forum too. I am near Phon Cheroen in the North east. Married with a 4 year old boy.

Phil, Tuk and Morgan

Hey Gents. Steve has been totally misenterpretted..

This is the pub section..

Back to those 5 words...

"My money is your money"

"Are you really really pregnant?"

"Your sister is a what?"

"I love you, and your..."

Have some fun............

Hey Steve buddy.

You might be best off (as I am) forgetting ThaiVisaForum as a source of information, and using is best as a source of cheap entertainment.

I use

http://www.tripadvisor.com.au/ShowForum-g293915-i3686-Thailand.html

for practical information.

For example: If you ask the question about traveling from Nong Khai to Bueng Kan along the Mekong River..

Tripsdvisor will let you know in 3 posts how to do it...

TVForum will let you know in 367 posts you are a complete idiot, and so is your wife.

Actually, buoyed by the fortitude of a few beers (we had some good news today), I can say that I understand the OP 100%

Mai Mee Tongue is a great expression to learn ...

Hey David.

I understand what Steve is saying also, although his OP was possibly poorly written, or at least poorly interpretted.

Jesus, haven't I done that a few dozen times, and been subjected to the ThaiVisa Forum "detectives"? (I can think of better words)

Obviously what Steve is saying is, ......Don't flaunt your wealth.

I have spoken to Steve personally, and he is a real Gent. I'll say one thing, possibly to his annoyance. His lovely wife "balances the books" as they say.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

A message about ThaiVisa Forum from Peter Gabriel.

Lyrics...........................................

"Not One Of Us"