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So my wife says "Darling, can you water the vege garden?"

And I reply "But Sweetheart, I have just started a thread on ThaiVisa Forum about Thailand"

She replies "It will be off-topic within 3 replies"

Ok Gents, I am off to water the vege garden...........

I have met a few:

"General Friendship"

"General Happiness"

"General Hospitality"

And a few more.............

Thailand is pretty important to me.

All my clothes are here...................

Thanks Chris. Unfortunately some other posters left their clothes behind...

Anyway................

Well at least you're not screwing 100 year old women.

Hey! I heard that!

I can only assume you heard it through your webbed feet.

I can't decide if this is a wind up or if the OP is for real?

I don't know if I should be impressed with the clever caricature someone has created - or depressed that there's really someone like this living in Thailand?

Looking at the photo I'm leaning towards the former - nobody would choose that as an avatar - even if they looked like that.

At this very moment I look like his avatar.................

I hate to ruin a party and a good joke. Please forgive me Rang, OP. I sent him a PM and recieved an incredibly funny reply.

I look like his avatar too....

I can't decide if this is a wind up or if the OP is for real?

I don't know if I should be impressed with the clever caricature someone has created - or depressed that there's really someone like this living in Thailand?

Looking at the photo I'm leaning towards the former - nobody would choose that as an avatar - even if they looked like that.

He is playing a game, and is a lot smarter than he pretends.

A "clever charicature" words it nicely....

Come in

Where does Thailand stand on your priority list?

It is purely co-incidental that I have close ties with Thailand. I wandered through as a back-packer in the early '80s, then forgot about the place for nearly 20 odd years.

As fate would have it, I met the right lady who just happened to be Thai; and started a whole renewed journey with Thailand. If I had met the right person from Grenada, then Thailand would probably be one of the last things on my mind.

Even now, with a house, wife, son etc here, Thailand is just another interest; albeit obviously a close one.

You guys ever seen the movie Harold and Maude? It's a really beautiful love story about a young man and an older woman. I've seen this movie dozens and dozens of times, and I recommend it to everyone.

Just because I'm attracted to a 100 year old woman doesn't mean I've thrown all my aesthetic standards about female beauty out the window. I can't show you her picture out of respect for her privacy, but trust me, this woman is hot for her age.

I really can't understand why my interest in an older woman isn't getting more support. After all the stories you read on TVF about guys chasing after younger women, I would have thought my story would be a refreshing change of pace. I'm starting to feel like I have a big blind spot in the self-awareness department. What am I missing here?

I was waiting for the OP punchline. Clever.

Gecko, I'm sorry to say that I'm very disappointed in you.

You are really thinking of giving a 100 yo a roll in the hay as you put it?

What are you thinking about?

This is the lowest of the low I've ever heard.

For a BJ....may be she is OK...........no teeth, after all.............for anything else................Noooooooooooooooooo

Costas. Didn't you read the thread yesterday about TVF abbreviations.

What is a BJ?

Why do I get the feeling that you want me suspended?

No way. I'll have no-one to pick on.

Gecko, I'm sorry to say that I'm very disappointed in you.

You are really thinking of giving a 100 yo a roll in the hay as you put it?

What are you thinking about?

This is the lowest of the low I've ever heard.

For a BJ....may be she is OK...........no teeth, after all.............for anything else................Noooooooooooooooooo

Costas. Didn't you read the thread yesterday about TVF abbreviations.

What is a BJ?

Gecko shame on you. Don't go straight for the roll. Take her into town for a few drinks, loud music, and a game of billiards. Buy her a black miniskirt, white tee shirt and high heels. Negotiate a price and then jump her. Like any normal Thai/ farang courtship.

Do back-packers still go to "Grandma and Grandpa rock", like in the '80s?

English Stilton blue; (with beer and crackers)

Port Salut; (reminds me of my dear late father)

My son has Thai and Australian passports, both issued in Australia. The Thai embassy in Sydney got his birthday wrong on his 2nd Thai passport. We rang them, and they told us not to worry about it until we got back from Thailand (after several months). We left Australia on his Aust passport and entered Thailand on his Thai passport, which had a different birthday to his original Thai passport and his Australian passport.

We expected a shit-fight on arrival at Swampy; but no, in typical Thai style we told them what happened and they let us in without delay. Looking back, what else could they do? Let Mum and Dad in, and deport a Thai minor back to Australia on his own?

Don't worry about it...

I find 99% of abbreviated posts confusing. Then again I find 99% of all posts confusing.

I need the name and mobile phone number of a longtail boat pilot to take me from Nong Khai to Bueng Kan. Thank you in advance.

Does anyone remember life savers-a hole lot of life?

Oh yes. Thanks for reminding me. Am I that old?

I also remember...

Next tour of phuket ill be alone and im not gonna bother befriending boring barflies i meet .

Im just gonna befriend jack jim and jager if hes around.

It is encouraging to have an ambition.

Something to look forward to........................

...............................................alone..............

No. When it pops up, just close it. It's the "do you need a casual meeting with a Thai lady" ads that annoy me.

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Thailand or England?

What a difficult decision...

Depends what's important to you, I suppose.

If rule of law, standards of service, abundance of professional

workmen, an absence of overt corruption and women who aren't after

your money are important to you, it's a no-brainer.

There are as many obese men in England as there women - something

to bear in mind next time youhear heavy-set men whining about fat

women back home.

Finally, I don't believe the OP was born in Australia - I simply don't believe that

the educational authoritieswould have let him leave school with English

as bad as his.

Yes, I have been to the UK many times as a tourist; and have always had a much enjoyable holiday.

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