sipi

Deep....

Thai women are so loose, unlike our wonderful chaste Western ladies.

Ultrasonic cleaners are dirt cheap and work ok. I would be avoiding chemicals at all cost.

OP, why don't you trust the stores to do it for you? They have been successfully cleaning jewelry for millennium.

With the wife she always gets studied & heads turn to get a better look/stares....I've kind of gotten used to that over the years.....

What bothers me more is the salivating Thai a$$wipe men of all ages just drooling over our 15 year old daughter literally spinning around looking & letting her know their looking.....Very unnerving for her.....

we just had a baby son. I initially wanted a little girl but thought of the attention a Leuk Krung girl (daddy's got money) would bring from these parasites. So glad we had a boy

Don't be so sure about that.

Congratulations, by the way.

Be careful with Potassium cyanide, it's quite toxic, a lethal dose in humans being about 250mg, roughly a quarter of a tsp.

And death is prolonged and agonizing.

A chemistry professor and Manchester University many years ago told an anecdote about a time he was a young researcher in a lab where there was an accident with a cyanide reaction. Of the three people in the lab, one died, one went mad, and the third became Professor of Chemistry at Manchester University.

Or the same person eventually did all three.

Okay this fits into this thread somehow. Did anybody here move to Cambodia lately? Hilarious video if you have a bit of attention span.

I have the attention span of a bowling ball, but I found that very entertaining.

Be careful with Potassium cyanide, it's quite toxic, a lethal dose in humans being about 250mg, roughly a quarter of a tsp.

And death is prolonged and agonizing.

My Father witnessed one of his chemistry students commit suicide in front of the class by downing some potassium cyanide. Unlike the movies where the victims of cyanide poisoning slip quietly into a deep sleep, this student thrashed violently for ages before it finally took effect.

Blokes looking at a ladies arse? I have never heard of that before.

I wouldn't have potassium cyanide in the house. If someone mistakes it for sugar they are dead.

I would assume this is for an insurance claim. You are probably too late. If Police reports could be claimed after you left the country every pikey would be doing it.

You need a 10 year visa so your wife can go roller skating?

As for pushing a loaded pram on and off Sydney trains, the number of women that shoved their way past. I damaged a few of their ankles.

Unfortunately the concept of giving up a seat for a lady or whoever seems to have disappeared worldwide.

I don't think is right for a man to give up his seat for a women....

These days is equal rights...

But I do believe in giving up a seat to some in real need of it.. like the elderly, disabled etc.. just not to a perfectly healthy female.

Also hold the door open for anyone behind you regardless of age, sex or whatever.

Unfortunately the concept of giving up a seat for a lady or whoever seems to have disappeared worldwide.

Drill a 4mm hole in the top corner and tie a piece of string to it.

No doubt he has crawled into some crevice somewhere. I hope he returns unscathed.

I was lying in a hammock reading a book out the front of the in-laws house when I heard a motorbike pull up. I didn't take any notice as they chatted just a few metres away.

My wife said "Hey Sipi, do you want to buy another hammock?". Without looking up I said "No". She said "Are you sure?".

So I looked up to see the hammocks that were being sold by the person on the motorbike, and she was the most gorgeous thing I have ever seen.

"I'll take the lot" I yelled through a mountain of dribble as I jumped to my feet.

My wife and her Mum burst out laughing.

When I lived in Nong-Phai about 10 years ago I drove by Wongchumpu at least once a week on my way to Phetchabun, which was only 10 minutes drive further on via Highway 21. Wongchumpoo isn't a quiet backwater village, and the Sunday market is usually busy, like the farm/produce stop on the highway, which gets very busy on national holidays and in high season. BTW, which noodle shop are you referring to? I'm probably visiting Phetchabun again in the next couple of months.

I had to google Nong Phai and Pretchabun as I don't get out much. There must be more than one Wonchumpu, you are approx 511km South. We are up near Phon Cheroen, it is the backwaters. Actually we are 7km from there, but that is the nearest village as such.

The noodle shop overlooking the Songkram River. There is only one as far as I know.

In Australia I tried to give our certified car baby seats to a certified charity for some dear mum to use for her children.

Couldn't do, not allowed by law: so they went to the dump instead.

I should have taken them to Thailand.

The last line made me chuckle.

Strangely enough, after taking them to the dump in Australia I then find myself in Thailand with my son in an unrestrained seat.

In Australia I tried to give our certified car baby seats to a certified charity for some dear mum to use for her children.

Couldn't do, not allowed by law: so they went to the dump instead.

I should have taken them to Thailand.

Trying to open the front door and sneak in at 3am after a visit to the temple.

Dropping your teeth into a glass of water.