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  1. PETERTHEEATER
    To avoid offence Sir, you should refer to such establishments as Authentic Thai Massage Service and avoid the use of such descriptions as 'rub and tug' ????
  2. PETERTHEEATER
    I was thinking more of a GoFY page.
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    In order to slide the wheels must have been locked. Unfortunately, there were no obstructions for over a kilometer to stop the car. ????
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    I refuse to believe the beams are 45 metres long. I think the beams are concrete not steel The article is contradictory in that it states the beams shifted under braking and then attrubutes the cause to a broken air hose. Jeez, Have I nothing better to do with my day.? (Wanders off muttering.......)
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    Not enough legs to be millipedes.
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    Are those the locomotives for the new high-speed train system?
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    The term 'AI' occurs in daily news reports worldwide. It has nothing to do with ANPR (Automatic Number Plate Recognition) software utilising video cameras connected to a computer programmed to identify vehicle ownership. Fines issued by mail to registered owner's addresses are not paid by more than 60% of offenders according to the RTP so adding AI will improve nothing.
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    It would seem that the farang Team Thailand are less enthusiastic!
  9. PETERTHEEATER
    Disabled access by trebuchet?
  10. PETERTHEEATER
    When travelling just ask anyone "How far is the Old Cock Inn" (then duck!)
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    Old Thai proverb: "Red sky at night, shepherds delight Red sky in the morning, Somchai's villa on fire"
  12. PETERTHEEATER
    The individual is identified as 'she'.
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    In an amazing coincidence it will be 'The longest day' in England........today????
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    Did you get to fire many shots from your long gun?
  15. PETERTHEEATER
    He's Japanese. The uniforms are all female sizes for cosplay? Suggest he donates new labels for some of those clocks instead.
  16. PETERTHEEATER
    In response, the Saudi Tourist Association announced an increase in the number of Thai tourists wandering aimlessly in the Empty Quarter searching for a noodle shop.
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    Yes. The previous reporter would have written 'The kidnappers told their victim that they would cause him to pass away'
  18. PETERTHEEATER
    Yesterday the missing stock was tapioca which has transmuted into cassava hence the increase in value. ????
  19. PETERTHEEATER
    No they do not. The gears are located in a separate unit known as...wait for it.....a gearbox! ????
  20. PETERTHEEATER
    To detect men hiding inside women?
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    At least you were able to form an opinion. I shall need to see more video evidence before confirming that I am offended. As my Aussie colleague used to say "That sheila was at the end of the queue when the norks were handed out".
  22. PETERTHEEATER
    After I have observed these mites with my mobile phone camera what should I do with the video?
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    ????????
  24. PETERTHEEATER
    The restaurant has now been advised to remove 'Hot Dogs' from their menu.
  25. PETERTHEEATER
    This needs to be added to the Excuse Bank under: "It's a misunderstanding" "The brakes failed" "The road was wet" "I DIDN'T KNOW THE GUN WAS LOADED"

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