PETERTHEEATER

Yes, but the fish hasn't finished frying yet,

It's run by midgets?

He will be in a bar explainng to a confused girl that "Cuddies is fasta then gizzies"

According to the reflection he's watching a programme calle nrop.

He was transporting a customer's vehicle from his garage (repair shop?) In Surat Thani to Bangkok. Said vehicle was on a trailer towed by the complainant in his own unidentified vehicle. Thats a long journey. Likely, the police stopped him knowing that the trailer would not not meet traffic regulation (lights, registration etc) and was ripe for a 'ticket' All his documents were in order.......this I doubt. He set himself up. If the Chumphon checkpoint had not stopped him the later Hua Hin Highway 4 checkpoint would have.

She missed the wedding yet was in time to meet a deadline to present the dowry?

His epitaph will read 'Do you know who I was?'

If the victim had been wearing a gold necklace it might have deflected the knife blade.

WGAS?

The ninth tourist was holding the camera?

A bald chick magnet.

Did the twins in the OP photograph vote twice?

It's taken ten years to chase this down? And why would a Thai 'state official' be working as a domestic servant in a foreign country. Why would there be an Embassy of China in Beijing? ????

He has a UK company pension. This is not frozen.

Passersby would have been scared shirtless too.

You should buy lottery 069

She's a 'political artist' she doesn't do self portraits

Watch the sand wash away ........Import pony droppings from Hua Hin. Plenty of fun activities if you put your mind to it.

'This is what tourists to Hua Hin will look like in 2033' I expected a photograph of a geriatric male wearing a Singha teeshirt and sandals with socks.

Unbelievable. Next thing will be a story telling us that the taxi driver refused to use the meter.

Do i detect a hint of disblief in your precise response?

Yes, enough time in the political arena. He is a military man, a gladiator and should now move to the public arena a.k.a The Coliseum (with lions).

Sad but he will have to move out of his military owned, taxpayer funded, house into a miserable mansion downtown.

A sympethetic design. Those who don't want to get wet when it rains can stand under cover whilst hardier folks can stand in the open.......To support that weight the pier will need reinforcement

Seems this man did not follow the rule that, when married, you're only permitted to put your tick in one box.