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Gawd. Not another one demanding silk sheets.

I often have wondered what the shiny chrome letters SS on the boot (trunk) lid of a car indicated. Now I know it is an abbreviation for 'SUSPICIOUS SEDAN'.

Malaysian police asked/will be asked? Which is it?

I hope they survived the acceleration.

I've laughed this one out. Time to change channels to the Trump and Joe Show. "Pass the popcorn Somchai."

Cricket? Marginally less exciting than baseball.

Picky picky. ????

They used an abacus. I was sliding bead Number 3.

Oh gawd! Can't let my wife see this or I will get another lecture on "Thailand number one in the world" ????

Your dog was lucky. Next time put a mask on it, ????

David's son.

Ah! Soul.????

Prawit can run?

Greggs have large baps.

In Komkrit’s view, the new product array will foster diversification and reduce the dependence on Kuma’s tissue paper-based products. Er....building a new factory to increase tissue production to meet diminishing demand. What could possibly go wrong?

Five metre waves. Looks like five waves each of one metre.

The article does not explain what the medical application of the device is. There are 54000 patients each requiring five sets, so which internal fistula does it replace?

From the linked article: .....If there is no grounded wire, this might have caused an electrical short circuit, a house fire or electrocution.”....... But there was a grounded wire and it was doing its job. The main electrical input was touching the ground wire. You cant get a a better short circuit than that! ????

"I've got <deleted> food. Hand over the gold or I'll hand over the food"

I will wait for the result of the autopsy.

On what date did the theft take place? Where did he buy 'confiscated clothing'? His face paint suggests he supports the Move Forward Party. Which red packet contains the 5 baht bracelet? What is the contraption on which the suspect is seated? So many questions, so few answers.......????

But it is. If the Japanese had not donated this train it would not have been photographed at all. ????

Six million from Europe. One million from the Americas and and estmated five hundred thousand from the Middle East. Does this mean the predicted Golden Horde will definitely not materialise?

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Easy now. On a Thailand forum, the expression 'flying a kite' has a different interpretation.????