PETERTHEEATER

How many seals did you dispatch?

.........concluded that Prawit has looked more agile,.... I must admit I haven't seen the Zimmer frame this week.....

Are You a Sheep? Neigh, I am a horse. 'Dig dirt Diablo!'

A seafish, scaly with fins.

I have cautioned my wife that next time she votes in an election NOT to mark an X next to the photograph of any contender.

His visa was cancelled on entry. He must be here on an extension.

Promotion.

I think that refers to the foot bridges. The kerb to kerb black and white road markings are targets,

Do you remember how many 'pomelos' she had?

The Teletubby must be wedged directly behind the driver to avoid him rolling out on a sharp turn. As to there being 'trams' following....I see no rails.....????

According to the caption they were there to watch a dead body being thrown into the river........

I believe it too.In fact, I would bet that if a survey of workers was carried out it would be found to be common......????

Spray a number on them before release and sell tickets. Winner is the ticket holder of the first dog back to its home Soi.....????

Available in Khao San Road, Bangkok for a modest fee.......

Now suffering PTSD.

So, the Lt Colonel's rush to get there was in vain.........

Metallic

The article states 'Aviation fuel' it does not mention 'jet' fuel for aviation turbine engines. Most commercial passenger aircraft have engines which run on Aviation Turbine Fuel often referred to as AVTUR the commercial grade being JET A1, Cooking oil can certainly be converted into a fuel for diesel engines. Many newer build light aircraft are fitted with diesel engines which run on JET A1 because it is cheaper than Aviation Gasoline 100 octate LL (Low Lead). I think that it is practicable to blend a percentage of 'cooking oil fuel' with AVTUR to make a safe acceptable mix for commercial use.

The report describes it as 'metal scaffolding' .I assume that would be tubular steel certainly not iron. Perhaps it was the weight of the large green and white 'SAFETY FIRST' sign which caused an overload.....????

None of the players had balls.....

The stemmed crystal glasses for their water might be a clue.........

She probably filed an assault charge for being kicked.

He's pointing at tile number 957. I'm off to buy lottery tickets.....

I think he's giggling that anyone would believe narcotics are actually being burned......????

Camel jockeying.....