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In Thai this is known as 'fleeing the scene' and is, possibly, an indication of liability......😀

Are you suggesting that the responses six-year olds to the survey are flawed.....😋

That's nothing. Keir Starmer's father was a toolmaker......😀

The subject radios are for Ground to Air communication.

I was raught never to breathe in when underwater......😋

Sand tyres?

Thank you OJAS.

.......the suspects were intercepted while loading their luggage onto a conveyor belt. ....... Surely they knew this is a job reserved for Thai nationals. Throw the book at 'em. 😋

I did not fall for it. My Nigerian prince will take care of me.....🤗

Thank you all for your comments. Just to be clear, I would need to use the Thai SIMM set to Roaming to recieve the OTP? The steps would be: 1. Open the NEXT app on phone and log in. 2. Expect OTP via Thai SIMM and enter into the app. 3. Access the account. So, in fact, transactions are Internet based not via phone signal?

When Khrung Thai bank had internet access to personal accounts accessi was easy from almost anywhere in the world. Now, it appears, they and most other Thai banks have switched to 'mobile banking' via a application which, for KTB, is named NEXT. I need to enable access a personal KTB account from the UK and assume that I will need to do this when in Thailand. I shall be arriving next week for a month so will be able to visit my user Branch. Just how customers with imperfect vision are supposed to manage an account from a tiny phone screen is beyond me but I guess I am stuck with it. I should be grateful if someone would lay out the steps required to 'set up' the Next access using an Android device. I understand that a basic requirement is to have a SIMM registered in my name. Presumably that would require Contract post-paid account with the provider. That would provide a Thailand telephone number. Once obtained, registered with the bank, and NEXT set-up how would one access the account from outside Thailand assuming OTP is required? Since it is Telephone connected 5G/4G and not Internet it's all a mystery to me.

Are these the same people who sprayed Donald Trump?

It was the yellow number plate that marked him.....😋

Are there any vacancies for 'dressers' to assist the 'petties' into their skintight leathers? Asking for a friend......😋

Does the Chief get a special allowance for dry cleaning his tunic?

DP has not 'bid' for the project since it is only at the 'dream' stage and not open to contractor bidding. 🙄

It even has three laughs on the registration plate......555...

I'm concerned about seawater having a 'salty odour'......

Explanation please.

Which any normal person would have done in the first place. 🙄

Cunning Customs, using a weighing scale disguised as an X-ray machine......😋

I think they will find it to be a millstone....

Perhaps the thief had an identical bike and took the wrong one?

Gentlemen should adjust their dress before entering places of worship. 😀

Standing in the aisle of a church covering your face with an A4 document gets my vote.