ashacat

Crystal Bar (Soi 20) (very chilled out bar/cafe)

Koi Bar (Soi 20)

Sirroco (State Tower)

Tenderloins (Soi 33)

The Barbican (Soi Thanya)

Thaitanium (Soi 22)

Daikin, Thai brand I think.

Yeah I thought about that too, not sure.

No manual unfortunatly.

The plot thickens...

Ooooh riiiiight, thanks for that.

I suppose it is sort of in the right section then, albeit inadvertently!!

If you're approached by a woman with a similar story, don't fall for it.

aah, thanks for the tip but I really didn't think there was anyone so gullible still left in the world. You're a gem. Please tell us of the next scam you fall for

What you need is your fortune told so it doesn't happen again. There's a couple of Indian fortune tellers that hang around early Suk Rd who do a good job. They're only a few thousand baht but I think for you well worth it.

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I second that.

I third that.

fourth that!

Yep, <deleted>. Fifth that!

I know this is a really stupid question, but...

My aircon has 3 settings, one is the standard cooling mode (picture of a snowflake), one is just fan (picture of a fan) and the last one has a picture of drops of water. Whats it for??!!!!

I assume that it gets rid of moisture in the air?? is this right? I always find that normal aircon makes the air uncomforably dry when it's been on for a while anyway, why would you want to make it worse?

Don't flame me, I'm feeling a bit simple today... (hungover )

....you can fit into thai-sized fashions

Hmmm, maybe I'm doing something wrong there!!

Yeah Food Loft is my fave. The pasta is lovely. I haven't been to the 5th yet tho, any good?

You'd better mention which part of 'Nam your going to.

I can see this poll being a bit of a "one horse race". So to speak.

When you talk to your parents/home based friends on the phone you express agreement with "err err nan lae" and have to fight the urge to end the call with "kap, kap, wad dee kap"

When you have friends visiting from home, you act astonished and congratulate them when they put some chilli on their food, and say things like, "Ooooh!! Farang gin pet dai!!!! Geng mak!"

It boasted huge black dildos in the window, which for some religious folk, was a bit hard to swallow.

555!!! Never fail to impress Libya!!

Thanks Doc!!

Ooooooh Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when you think the 300 metres to the local shop is faaaar too far to walk.

I've only been to HH a couple of times, but don't worry there are loads of bars and restaurants in the town. I am not familiar enought with the area to suggest specifics, but just wonder around the town and I'm sure you'll manage!

You can categorize everything into two distinctions; "suai", and "mai suai".

When guests arrive at your house you guide them into the driveway with a whistle.

haha!! Good ones!

When your missus asks you "Do you fancy going out for a beer tonight".

And you reply "Up to you".

5555

I was amazed at how many of the girls we met in LOS weren't into Maccy D's (as opposed to 99.9% of the chubby mingers over here in UK)

Stupidly took them to McD's thinking it a treat and they hardly touched the stuff, 'too mud make mu ton' they tell me

You really know how to treat your ladies. Put on ya best shell suit love, we're goin to Maccy Dees!!!

Yes, Chicken should be used as a MEAL not as something to beat!!!

Yeah the German bloke was maybe on shaky ground when he voiced his opinions in front of the TV's...

However, bearing in mind all the dodgy stories we read about on ThaiVisa concerning Pattaya TV's robbing and beating up drunk farangs, would you stand there and let your mate go off with them?

You are a GEEK for eating a leek!! I had a curry.

Perhaps you should date a female older than 5.

Yes, a little bit, would you like to take a PEEK? (at my heel )