I've only read the OPs chat title and nearly fell off my chair laughing.
I don't. You can't.
Change your principals and beliefs or find another nationality to date... anywhere outside SE Asia.
Of Thailand wants to become a country more than it is... then it should act according... in a democratic and ethical way.
At the moments it's bullies and thugs once again. Jealously is Thailands one strong point. Oh dear...
.. and even more evidence that life in Thailand is cheap.
Maintenance costs a lot more than a few thousand Baht "sorry money"... hence little to no maintenance is done here.
Tread carefully.
It makes one wonder... When we step onto any escalator in Thailand... Or elevator from the 20th floor... Or lean on a high balcony railing... or touch the WALK button to cross the street.
Thailand is a can of worms when it comes to "ways to die in Thailand".
I really enjoy Thailands serene atmospheric. Such calm and caring people. I'm sure Buddhism has taught them well. Those monks too, such peaceful men.
TIT
A wannabe poet wrote this article
"genesis of the fire"
"subdued the fiery tongues,l"
"it voraciously expanded, swallowing the sermon hall, an antiquated wooden structure"
Classy stuff.