Unfortunately I won't be eligible for a pension....... because I worked unlike some who didn't save their money and still live in rented accommodation in a one horse town
I was smart and found a partner and sent her out to work cleaning old peoples bedpans whilst I lazed on my big fat bum all day,that's a real man that does that isn't it
I brought out to a country town in Australia rent a two bedroom fibro house and they even pay me rent assistance
You go out to work love I said to her ,I bludged all my life , you can live with me here in Australia I said to her ,and I know everyday your wishing to buggery I would cark it so you can get the widows pension sent back to Thailand I said to her .
I will just sit at home like I done the last 50 years and bludge off the government
I mean this is Australia,the lucky country, never done a day's work in me life
No I got my head screwed on right sending the Mrs from a 3rd world country out to work