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Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a torch in her earhole. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
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A laugh is a noise that comes out of your face — anywhere else and you’re in big trouble. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
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What a beautiful day for dashing out to Trafalgar Square, chucking a bucket of whitewash over the pigeons and saying, ‘There you are, how do you like it?’ (Ken Dodd) -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
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I know where a Chickens wings are but where’s a chicken’s nuggets? -
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HOW REARRANGED LETTERS MAY LOOK! DORMITORY DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER MOON STARER DESPERATION A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS LIES LET'S RECOUNT (Trump that one!) MOTHER IN LAW WOMAN HITLER SNOOZE ALARMS ALAS NO MORE Z'S A DECIMAL POINT IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO TWELVE PLUS ONE -
Thai children losing out on height due to too little milk
scottiejohn replied to webfact's topic in Thailand News Headlines
According to many sources it is actually much higher! Although some countries are 100% lactose intolerant some are very much lower! "Lactose malabsorption is widespread in most of the world, with wide variation between different regions and an overall frequency of around two-thirds of the world's population. Acknowledging regional patterns of lactose malabsorption is important to guide management of gastrointestinal symptoms." Country, regional, and global estimates for lactose malabsorption in adults: a systematic review and meta-analysis - The Lancet Gastroenterology & Hepatology Asian American, or Hispanic/Latino are more likely to have lactose malabsorption. Lactose intolerance is generally most common in Asian countries, especially in East Asian, where about 70-100% of people show lactose intolerance; it is least prevent in Northern and Central Europe, where only about 5% of the population has lactose intolerance. The ten countries with the highest prevalence of lactose intolerance are: Ghana - 100% Malawi - 100% South Korea - 100% Yemen - 100% Solomon Islands - 99% Armenia - 98% Vietnam - 98% Zambia - 98% Azerbaijan - 96% Oman - 96% Thailand is 84% (Lactose Intolerance by Country - Milk - ProCon.org) The ten countries with the lowest prevalence of lactose intolerance are: Denmark - 4% Ireland - 4% Sweden - 7% United Kingdom - 8% New Zealand - 10% Netherlands - 12% Norway - 12% Niger - 13% Belgium - 15% Cyprus - 16% Lactose Intolerance by Country 2023 (worldpopulationreview.com) -
Why p!ss about with nature. Just eat the eggs as mother nature intended!
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Are you actually hungry ? Habit or need ?
scottiejohn replied to The Cobra's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
To a fruit case! Why do people follow unproven fad diets. Just eat naturally within reason! -
Which means of course they are totally unprotected from any contaminants etc that they will more than likely encounter in transit!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
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And if it is just a little pinkie you finally find then it's an Englishman in disguise! PS's Battle of Pinkie - Wikipedia Little finger - Wikipedia -
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Man tries to open a bank account. Teller asks him, “Your name?” So he spells it “J-j-jj-hhh-on S-ss-mm-i-tthh.” “Oh, you have a bad stutter?” “No, my dad did, but the person, who made up my birth certificate, was a complete moron!” -
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Jewish Wife: “I dreamed you gave me $500 for summer clothes last night. You would not spoil that dream, would you, Dear?” Scottish Husband: “Of course not, Darling. You may keep the $500.” -
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People treat me like a god. They ignore my existence unless they want something from me. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
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Three guys are sitting around the campfire exchanging their worst experiences. The first guy says the worst thing that ever happened to him was, he was up on scaffold 7 stories high washing windows when the scaffold collapsed and he fell, breaking every bone in his body and he was hospitalized for six months. The second guy says the worst thing that ever happened to him was, he was hitch-hiking and a tour bus ran over him, breaking his back and he wound up in the hospital for nearly a year. The 3rd guy was not saying anything, so one of the others asked him about his worst experience. He said in a bit of a high squeaky voice, "Well, I'll tell you about the second worst thing that ever happened to me, I was out hunting one time and I had to take a sh!t, so I stepped behind a tree, dropped my trousers, and crouched down into *the* position." "Yeah? What happened next?" asks his friend. "I got a little too close to the ground and -- WHAM -- a bear trap snapped shut on my wedding tackle." The other guy says, "God! If that was the second worst, what in the world was the worst thing that ever happened to you?" He calmly replied, "Oh, that would be when I ran away screaming and reached the end of the chain." -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
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I was going to go greyhound racing this weekend but decided against it... They're too fast. I'd never win.