scottiejohn

That comment should be in the Joke Section!

As a lawyer can he not defend himself?

Pie in the Sky to me!

I hope it's not me!

Yes! It seems from his posts that he only communicate with himself!

And a very large brown envelope along with a trip to the Temple to clear your "conscious" if you have one!

Anything bought from a Pawn shop is by definition at least second hand!

For being the most tasteless and sick poster in what is meant to be a comedy forum!

Are you saying you bothered to read the article and watch the video? If so did you know about her before you did so?

The whole thread is Potty!

NO!

I assume it must have been an online course in a third language! As such, If you paid for your student English course, I suggest you claim your money back!

You of course have first hand experience to back up that claim I assume!

Why Should we post unfelt and bogus RIP's for a nonentity that we know nothing about?

I hope you don't say that whilst in the Gents (WC)!

That should make a change for most of us! ???? I'm joking! Honest! ????

I thought the topic was visa on entry, not your bedroom practices!

And get a defrosted 5YO steak!

After a series of ups and downs, the "New Bangkok International Airport" company (NBIA) was formed in 1996. Due to political and economic instabilities, notably the Asian financial crisis of 1997, construction did not begin until six years later in January 2002 by the government of Thaksin Shinawatra. On 15 September 2006, the airport started limited daily operations. Thaksin was overthrown in a military coup on 19 September 2006. Suvarnabhumi Airport - Wikipedia

I'll drink to that!

Or you are as ugly as the rest of us and had a visa that did not require you to show your "assets"! ????

This is a bit long but I think it is worth it (as the Bishop said to the actress)! A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her 3rd grade class. The boy said, "Teacher, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she's in Grade 4". The Teacher had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4. Principal: What is 3+3? Boy: 6. Principal: 6+6. Boy: 12. The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Teacher to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately. The Teacher decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed. Teacher: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2? Boy: Legs. Teacher: What is in your trousers that I don't have? Boy: Pockets. Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut. Teacher: What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky? The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge Boy: Bubble gum. Teacher: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. Boy: Tent. The principal was looking restless. Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?. Boy: Wedding ring. Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good? Boy: Nose. Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver. Boy: Arrow. Principal: OH MY GOD. Teacher: What starts with 'F' and ends with a 'K' and if you don't get it, you have to use your hand? Boy: Fork. Teacher: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage? Boy: Surname. Principal: Ohooo! Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love? Boy: Heart. Principal: Eeeeeh! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Teacher, "Send this boy to the university. I myself got all the answers wrong!" PS; Own up! How many did you get correct?

Or a friend with a stiff..........?

Let everyone who is not a MEGA-MAGA idiot pray this comes true!

If only it had city/location names! I doubt if many Thais could locate their Mooban on that map!