scottiejohn

With his lies that his gullible followers swallow hook line and sinker!

It has! It is you! It also has an accelerator which sane people use appropriately. This obviously does not apply to dangerous road hogs like yourself.

And if it is just a little pinkie you finally find then it's an Englishman in disguise! PS's Battle of Pinkie - Wikipedia Little finger - Wikipedia

Man tries to open a bank account. Teller asks him, “Your name?” So he spells it “J-j-jj-hhh-on S-ss-mm-i-tthh.” “Oh, you have a bad stutter?” “No, my dad did, but the person, who made up my birth certificate, was a complete moron!”

Jewish Wife: “I dreamed you gave me $500 for summer clothes last night. You would not spoil that dream, would you, Dear?” Scottish Husband: “Of course not, Darling. You may keep the $500.”

People treat me like a god. They ignore my existence unless they want something from me.

Three guys are sitting around the campfire exchanging their worst experiences. The first guy says the worst thing that ever happened to him was, he was up on scaffold 7 stories high washing windows when the scaffold collapsed and he fell, breaking every bone in his body and he was hospitalized for six months. The second guy says the worst thing that ever happened to him was, he was hitch-hiking and a tour bus ran over him, breaking his back and he wound up in the hospital for nearly a year. The 3rd guy was not saying anything, so one of the others asked him about his worst experience. He said in a bit of a high squeaky voice, "Well, I'll tell you about the second worst thing that ever happened to me, I was out hunting one time and I had to take a sh!t, so I stepped behind a tree, dropped my trousers, and crouched down into *the* position." "Yeah? What happened next?" asks his friend. "I got a little too close to the ground and -- WHAM -- a bear trap snapped shut on my wedding tackle." The other guy says, "God! If that was the second worst, what in the world was the worst thing that ever happened to you?" He calmly replied, "Oh, that would be when I ran away screaming and reached the end of the chain."

I was going to go greyhound racing this weekend but decided against it... They're too fast. I'd never win.

From the kink in the OP; “Among the participants in the Special Military Operation there are relapses of around 0.4%,” he told journalists on Tuesday." How many "participants" have been killed and therefore resulting in the low 0.4% recidivist's figure?

I do too! PS; Speed limits are there to inform you of the maximum speed you are allowed to drive at, not the speed above which you should accelerate!

Or a record of which ones he copied and kept without their knowledge!

How many bones to the mile?

On a bad day it is s%%t!

Thanks! I had forgotten about that comedy show!

Up until the end of Fawlty Towers (1979) he was great but what has he done since then that was any good? He is into his 80's now and well past his, great, then prime time! My plea to him would be; "Please don't spoil our great image of you by coming back in a flop of a production!"

Why? Do you think we look too well endowed already? Remember as I posted earlier there is nothing worn (out) under our kilts! (except possibly by over use!)

What a crass response! Are you saying you/we wear/use a mask all the time outdoors/indoors/markets etc. Where and when or are you saying we should only use/wear the rags? PS; What has anyone's "educational level and political lean" got to do with my questions/statements?

I agree with the use of masks in hospitals/clinics etc, especially if they have covid patients and also local markets and crowded places.

When, where, at what times and how often do you wear/use a (new/clean) mask?

NO! Get rid off them as standard wear, To be used (not worn) except possibly in crowded places.

If it's that cold I doubt there would be anything worth "Blowing" on!

Eve said to Adam: ‘Do you love me?’ And he replied: "Of course I do after all who else is there?’

When I was a kid nobody wanted to talk or play with me, my mother had to tie a pork chop round my neck to get the dog to play with me. When we played doctors and nurses, I was the ambulance driver.