scottiejohn

They are not in a true profit at this time unless they have sold at an actual profit! It is only a paper asset (if that) until when they actually sell it for more than they paid for it!

Did they lose money? A single word answer please of either Yes or no!

The OP must remember that it needs to be a SOLE account if he only intends to hold 800,000 in it. He must set up a Thai will as soon as he opens the account to make sure the wife can get it. Do not let her try and depend on illegally using the ATM to withdraw after hubby dies. I would also not trust any promises by the branch bank manager who says that he will make sure he will allow the wife access to the funds on the partner's death. Having ATM or internet access on the retirement fund bank account is a bad security risk anyway. Always have one account (fixed) no internet or ATM access, only passport and in person. Separate a/c for daily expenses etc!

Pay me 500Baht now or 5000Baht in court!

What about the two friends you quoted less than 4 hours ago? Do hey not count as losing as they only got 72% back?

Some more since you (haven't) asked for them; ● Taming Wild Cats by Claude Face.● Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day.● All Aboard! by Abel Seamann.● One Hundred Metres to the Bus Stop, by Willy Makit, ● The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told by Watts E. Dunn. ● Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr Completely. ● Monster-making as a Hobby by Frank N. Stine. ● The Worst Journey in the World by Helen Back. ● Discipline in the Home by Wilma Child-Begood. ● How to Diet Successfully by M. T. Cupboard. ● My Years in a Lunatic Asylum by I. M. Nutty. ● Grow Your Own Vegetables by Rosa Carrotts. ● Tape Recording for Beginners by Cass Ette.

A camel and his son are watching the world go by. The younger camel looks up to his father and says: “Dad, why have we got these great big humps on our backs?” The father camel looks down on the son and says: “Well, son, it is so that we can travel for miles in the desert without stopping for water.” The young camel listens intently and says, “Wow, I never knew that!” A few minutes later, the younger camel says: “Dad, why do we have really thick eyelids?” The father answers, “To protect our eyes so that our pupils are not scratched by sand storms.” “Wow!” the young camel says. A couple of minutes later the younger camel says: “Dad, why have we got such huge feet?” “Well, son,” the father camel replies, “ Sand can get very hot and If we have to walk over any we can travel much more easily and painlessly.” “Wow,” says the son. “Dad, all that is very well but what good is any of it to us since we were born and bred in this Zoo in Scotland?”

What do you call an abortion in Prague? A cancelled Czech!

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AH! At last a jelly I can get my teeth into!

You have heard of Google maps/Tuk Tuks/Grab etc?

How long have these works been ongoing, over 6 months at least!

A Chihuahua, a German shepherd, and a bulldog are sitting in a park when an attractive collie comes along. The collie tells them that the one who constructs the best sentence using the words “liver” and “cheese” can take her out. “I love liver and cheese,” says the German shepherd. The collie is not impressed. “I hate liver and cheese,” says the bulldog. The collie doesn’t think this is very good either. Finally, the Chihuahua says, “Liver alone. Cheese mine.”

A German jumps into a river to save a dog from drowning. “Are you a vet?” asks a passerby. “A-vet!” says the German. “I’m bloody zoaking!”

A man buys a parakeet, but is disappointed when it doesn’t speak. He goes back to the pet shop, where the owner suggests getting the parakeet a mirror to play with. This doesn’t make the parakeet any more talkative, so the pet shop owner next suggests buying it a cuttlefish bone. The bone has no effect either, so the owner suggests the man buys the parakeet a bell and a ladder. Finally, the man returns to the pet shop and announces he’s had success. “The parakeet looked in the mirror,” says the man. “It pecked at the cuttlefish, climbed the ladder, rang the bell, then said a few words, and fell dead off its perch.” “Oh dear,” said the pet shop owner, “What did it say?” The man replies, “It said, ‘Hasn’t that shop got any damn bird seed?’”

Do you want to hear the joke about the bed in the university dormitory? Well you can’t, it hasn’t been made yet.

A young man professed a desire to become a great writer. When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!” He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

There’s a terrible accident at a railway crossing when a train smashes into a car. No one is killed, but the car’s driver takes the train company to court. At the trial, the railway engineer insists that he’d given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute. The court believes his story and the suit is dismissed. “Congratulations,” says the defense lawyer to the engineer. “You did superbly under cross-examination.” “Thanks,” replies the engineer. “But the prosecuting attorney sure had me worried.” “How’s that?” asks the lawyer. The engineer replies, “At one point I was afraid he was going to ask if that damned lantern was lit!”

“Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.” George Burns

A doctor in an old people’s home is discussing an elderly resident with one of the orderlies. “I’m worried about Mr. Jones,” says the doctor. “He claims that when he goes to the bathroom God switches on the light for him, then switches it off again when he’s finished. Do you think he’s going senile?” “Nah,” says the orderly. “He’s just been peeing in the fridge again.”

Have you actually read what the SNP want a so called "independent Scotland" to be? It does not seem like you have as they say (at varying times) that they want a Scotland that would not be in NATO, no nuclear weapons or bases, no oil or gas industry, still have HM as king and the Pound but would would ditch it after they rejoined the EU? As to why you brought the disgusting original "Wee Burney" back into this I have no idea!

Thanks for your very interesting response. I can now ignore the misleading post I referred to and to which you have now clarified. Well done Sir!!

Please name this person and a specific link to the actual statement.

No! You posted what the rules state. As I have said before I suggest you use words like "some" rather than "most" or "majority" etc when you do not have facts to back up your statements.

Which bit of a document marked/stamped "contain classified markings" don't you understand? It means they contain classified material!