scottiejohn

Can you get a signed letter or statement from an ATM?

Being busy is not the same as being good or anywhere near his best as he was in FT! With the odd exception most of that list is him in cr@p productions!

Is that because you are fast asleep while someone is either driving or piloting you? What are Grab drivers, for just one instance, doing all the time? Answer; looking at their phones!

How did you make it to adulthood (physically) if you routinely made and still make such asinine comments about people you do not know?

Yangon is NOT the Capital of Myanmar, as Burma is now called, it is a new city called Naypyidaw and has been since 2006!

Do feminists "screw" at all?

What did the Irishman say to his doctor when he saw his X-ray: ‘I don’t remember eating all those bones.’

I’ve never wronged an onion so why do they make me cry?

Our farmers, working hard to grow fresh British food. Much better than that frozen stuff from Iceland. PS; For non Brits "Iceland) is also the name of a UK high street frozen food outlet!

How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a torch in her earhole.

A laugh is a noise that comes out of your face — anywhere else and you’re in big trouble.

What a beautiful day for dashing out to Trafalgar Square, chucking a bucket of whitewash over the pigeons and saying, ‘There you are, how do you like it?’ (Ken Dodd)

I know where a Chickens wings are but where’s a chicken’s nuggets?

HOW REARRANGED LETTERS MAY LOOK! DORMITORY DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER MOON STARER DESPERATION A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS LIES LET'S RECOUNT (Trump that one!) MOTHER IN LAW WOMAN HITLER SNOOZE ALARMS ALAS NO MORE Z'S A DECIMAL POINT IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO TWELVE PLUS ONE

Blame the missus! Instead you should have asked her if the earth had moved for her too!

According to many sources it is actually much higher! Although some countries are 100% lactose intolerant some are very much lower! "Lactose malabsorption is widespread in most of the world, with wide variation between different regions and an overall frequency of around two-thirds of the world's population. Acknowledging regional patterns of lactose malabsorption is important to guide management of gastrointestinal symptoms." Country, regional, and global estimates for lactose malabsorption in adults: a systematic review and meta-analysis - The Lancet Gastroenterology & Hepatology Asian American, or Hispanic/Latino are more likely to have lactose malabsorption. Lactose intolerance is generally most common in Asian countries, especially in East Asian, where about 70-100% of people show lactose intolerance; it is least prevent in Northern and Central Europe, where only about 5% of the population has lactose intolerance. The ten countries with the highest prevalence of lactose intolerance are: Ghana - 100% Malawi - 100% South Korea - 100% Yemen - 100% Solomon Islands - 99% Armenia - 98% Vietnam - 98% Zambia - 98% Azerbaijan - 96% Oman - 96% Thailand is 84% (Lactose Intolerance by Country - Milk - ProCon.org) The ten countries with the lowest prevalence of lactose intolerance are: Denmark - 4% Ireland - 4% Sweden - 7% United Kingdom - 8% New Zealand - 10% Netherlands - 12% Norway - 12% Niger - 13% Belgium - 15% Cyprus - 16% Lactose Intolerance by Country 2023 (worldpopulationreview.com)

That is one way to post an advert without calling it one!

That's a screech!

That sentence makes no sense! I assume you mean something along the lines of "Yes parents can be allowed to opt out of ALLOWING basic education for their children if they so wish." Even if that is your intended meaning - what education would you allow them to be given?

I hope and pray that what you meant to say was "This is why it’s so important for the schools to NOT divide the children from the parents.

Why p!ss about with nature. Just eat the eggs as mother nature intended!

Thank whichever God/Religion etc you believe in!

To a fruit case! Why do people follow unproven fad diets. Just eat naturally within reason!

LEAKED!

Which means of course they are totally unprotected from any contaminants etc that they will more than likely encounter in transit!