scottiejohn

A little old lady went to the doctor and said: ‘Can I have some more sleeping pills for my husband?’ He said: ‘Why?’ She said: ‘He keeps waking up.’

In some parts of the world people eat little bent pieces of wire for breakfast — it’s their staple diet.

Did you know that Les Miserables was a Frenchman with no sense of humour?

Did you know that Handel donated all his organs to medical science? Mind you, he wouldn’t let them have his piano.

No but I hope you do!

No and since I looked it up I defy anyone to admit they have any idea what the hell it is on about! It is total gobbledygook and I hope in hell it does not exist! Here is a Google example; Universal mind or universal consciousness is a metaphysical concept suggesting an underlying essence of all being and becoming in the universe. It includes the being and becoming that occurred in the universe prior to the arising of the concept of Mind, a term that more appropriately refers to the organic, human aspect of universal consciousness. It addresses inorganic being and becoming and the interactions that occur in that process without specific reference to the physical and chemical laws that try to describe those interactions. Those interactions have occurred, do occur, and continue to occur. Universal consciousness is the source that underlies those interactions and the awareness and knowledge they imply.

Before or after they die?

When I do I will grab yours as well as long as you promise they won't bite!

What about the "straight" female members of the AN community? They might (re)considering their options also!

Please do so exit the thread and thank you for doing so!

Makes them stronger and bigger! Remember what they say "There is nothing worn under a Scotsman's kilt; it is all in perfect working order!

How did you know/find out which was the correct system to buy?

I agree with @Mr Derek For pity's sake, stop bulldozing the thread with multiple posts and endless argumentation. It has become so repetitive that it is alienating people, myself included, who may well have been sympathetic to your "cause" earlier but now are just blind or anti it!

They are already in their correct body! All your lot are doing is trying to get them to modify their bodies to suit your perverted view on youth and lives in general. If they eventually believe they need to look at their sexuality etc then they should be assessed that they are mature enough to make any medical/physical changes with professional help and guidance at the appropriate point in their development! It is NOT at 12 years old!

A woman is shopping for a pet as a gift for her husband, but she is concerned that the prices that the Pet Shop are charging are very high. She goes to the cashier and explains her concern. "Well, I have a frog in the back that I can let you have for £50," she says. "£50?" the woman replies. "That seems terribly expensive for a frog.” "Well, this frog is worth it. It's been trained to give blow jobs and use it's tongue on other parts of the male anatomy." The woman is stunned, but because her husband loves this sort of sex, and because she is not particularly fond of it, she decides the frog might be a good investment. She buys the frog, brings it home, presents it to her husband, and explains its special values. The husband is skeptical, but promises he'll give the frog a try that night. The woman goes to sleep happily knowing she won't be bothered by her husband that night. She is suddenly awakened by a clatter coming from the kitchen. She goes downstairs and finds the frog and her husband pulling out pots and pans and poring over cookbooks." What are you two doing down here?" she asks. Her husband responds, "If I can teach this frog to cook, you're out of here!"

I always thought the Ozzie's were bigger d!cks than the rest, now we have proof! ????

I think you mean low life drug traffickers, not all the Thai society!

Do they all work on 125KHz and if not how do you find out the frequency?

An old woman had been going to the same doctor for over 50 years and during that time had made his life a living hell by constantly complaining about one thing after another. Eventually, however, she died and was buried in the local churchyard, but it was less than a month later that the doctor also died and was buried in the next plot to her. For a few minutes after the mourners had gone all was quiet and then the doctor heard tapping on the side of his coffin. “What is it now, Mrs Mowner?” he signed. “Can you give me something for worms, doctor?”

It was cold and pouring with rain but the boy’s mother insisted he go and feed the animals on their free holding before he could have breakfast. The boy went out in a dark rage, kicked the chickens, punched the cow and threw water all over the pigs. When he got back inside his mother, who had watched through the window was furious. “How dare you!” she fumed. “For that you get no eggs because you kicked the chickens, no milk because you thumped the cow and no bacon because of the way you treated the pigs.” You can have dry toast and water instead. Just then, dad came down the stairs and nearly tripping over their female cat, he gave the animal a mighty kick. The boy turned to his mother and said, “Are you going to tell him about pussy or shall I?”

From his business ventures; Thaksin founded the mobile phone operator Advanced Info Service and the IT and telecommunications conglomerate Shin Corporation in 1987, ultimately making him one of the richest people in Thailand.

Sorry but you cannot call them that according to Gabor Lukacs, the founder of an organisation called "Air Passenger Rights". 'Being a large-size person is not a choice,' he says, 'as many people mistakenly believe.' Apparently it is in their jeans sorry genes"! There is an article in the DM on this; TOM UTLEY: Why should airlines give a free extra seat to passengers too fat to sit in one? | Daily Mail Online

They told the American he would share a cell with the Russian! PS; Not sure if they stated which country the cell would be in!

Possibly to warn people not to listen to all the hype that people like you spout forth, especially when you refuse to give straight answers to straight questions regarding some of your claims!

So did/do Tulips!