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I have a Schwab account with my mother on it and I use her US mailing address, but I have contacted Schwab and asked if they would ship the debit card to Thailand and they said it was no problem. Just contact them. Their customer service and fraud protection are top notch.

You haven’t seen Tropic Thunder, have you, Simple Jack? There is a gem of a quote in it. “Never go full retard”.

Can you even imagine people feeling safer because of all these boarding policies? Some people are terrified of flying in the first place, then are subjected to the stress of even getting through security. Airports are stressful enough as it is. Then all these ridiculous added security measures could make a paranoid person lose their marbles. It’s like taking someone to their favorite restaurant and then insisting they wear a bulletproof vest.

Dude, you're paying for a premium account on Grindr and instead of getting gay hook ups, you are on here all day everyday annoying people.

LOS was a cute catchphrase that was good while it lasted. Not sure why people don't just call it Thailand these days, unless you mean the land of scams, land of scowls, etc.

A renowned, popular, park ranger stepped down from his prestigious position? You can’t make this stuff up.

I have accidentally said hello or thank you in Thai to immigration officers, hotel staff, wait staff, and random in other Asian countries so many times over the years. Just being distracted and saying it and then realizing I just spoke Thai to people who are obviously not Thai because I just landed in a different Asian country. No one has ever showed any sign of offense. They probably are quitely thinking I’m a damn fool and that’s fair. I feel like a damn fool when I realize what I just said. Never had any hint at a backlash, though.

You're lucky she told you, even if you were insulted. You're free to roam. She'll find some wealthy idiot who will lose his money and his mind. This could have turned out much worse for you. Fly high, Freebird.

haha! I wasn't sure, but Rodney Dangerfield immediately popped into my mind. I was guessing Caddy Shack.

Donbob, just crawl back under your rock and stay quiet.

How much are raincoats here and where can I buy one or two?

Full DEVCOM 1? WTF is that? Public shame? Have you ever been in a major city in Thailand during Songkran? There is no shame!

Are you illiterate? What did you do? Overhear some people briefly mentioning the incident then looked at the picture then posted here to ask us what happened with seven question marks???????

I used to sell weed in high school in the 90’s, buying by the pound. I’d save the stems and sticks then use wood distillation to harvest the resin. Note that this was just from the bigger stems than no one would want in their bag. Add to that the smaller stems left behind from people smoking me out and my own personal stems. Keep in mind this weed was Mexican schwag weed. The stuff people are now used to would have knocked my head off. So, that’s not a lot, but taking about an ounce of that and putting it in a beaker under a bunson burner with a tube connected to a test tube in ice water, we’d get a few grams of what we called “hash”, but it was just concentrated resin. Drizzle some of that on a joint before it’s rolled or a bowl before it’s lit, and we’d get lit for real. And the stuff nowadays is probably 5-10x stronger. I don’t even smoke cannabis anymore, but I tried 2-3 hits last year was almost too high. No tolerance + the strength of today’s product would have knocked me on my ass if I had taken 1-2 more hits.

Welcome to the danger zone. If our ladyboys or motorbike taxi drivers don’t bash your head in on a 10:1 street brawl, our drunken motorists will mow you down. If you manage to escape that, you run the immigration gauntlet. We’ll pick your pocket, and bones clean. Then zip you up in a body bag so fast that you’ll think you went blind!

No one….. cares….. We will be happy to not see… YOUR SERIAL RIDICULOUS POSTS … in the event of your((())()()()()(Death)))))) ((especially the ones that you talk to yourself on and start arguing with yourself)) We know… What YouTube is and we know who… (Tina?Turner? Is…)

In the event of you crashing and burning so hard that you moved back to Oz, George, is it really necessary for you to check back in here and obsessively post? You said goodbye, but never left. We were relieved, now we’re stressed.

No.

You don’t swing anyway.

I got a blind date with Bob, Don, Colin and his other six alieses. I throw Harris in there, too to clean up the mess and cook my breakfast. Don’s next name will be Chicken Little.

So why don’t you marry him then? Isn’t gay marriage legal in Thailand now? Neither of you can get a girlfriend, so get a hobby with each other that keeps your hands busy and your mouths full. Then everyone else doesn’t have to be annoyed by you both.

It’s my two cents. Not 50 cent. Too much rap got you confused?

Some people only read half when it becomes clear that you leave out the details. When was your second retirement visa done? 2001? Let’s play hot/cold and see if we can get the full story. Pin the tail on the donkey? btw- I didn’t read half. I read two sentences. That was enough. Do better next time.

Didn’t you say that you struggled in Pattaya and went back to Australia because you had no friends and random people avoided you? You were seeking recommendations for deep sea fishing but didn’t want to go on a trip with others because humans don’t understand you or enjoy your company. Or was that your alter ego, georgegeorgia, gammaglobuin? Where is the rimming queen when you need him?

You mean the part where I said to stop and smell the roses? Damn. Ok. I would tell you to have a nice day, maybe even with a little happy face emoji, but I don’t want to further offend you, nor do I think you have nice days very often anyway. So do what you want. You’re right. It’s not my business if you stop to smell the roses. You can have a horrible day and a miserable life if that’s your thing.