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keysersoze276

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  1. haha! I wasn't sure, but Rodney Dangerfield immediately popped into my mind. I was guessing Caddy Shack.
  2. Donbob, just crawl back under your rock and stay quiet.
  3. How much are raincoats here and where can I buy one or two?
  4. Full DEVCOM 1? WTF is that? Public shame? Have you ever been in a major city in Thailand during Songkran? There is no shame!
  5. Are you illiterate? What did you do? Overhear some people briefly mentioning the incident then looked at the picture then posted here to ask us what happened with seven question marks???????
  6. I used to sell weed in high school in the 90’s, buying by the pound. I’d save the stems and sticks then use wood distillation to harvest the resin. Note that this was just from the bigger stems than no one would want in their bag. Add to that the smaller stems left behind from people smoking me out and my own personal stems. Keep in mind this weed was Mexican schwag weed. The stuff people are now used to would have knocked my head off. So, that’s not a lot, but taking about an ounce of that and putting it in a beaker under a bunson burner with a tube connected to a test tube in ice water, we’d get a few grams of what we called “hash”, but it was just concentrated resin. Drizzle some of that on a joint before it’s rolled or a bowl before it’s lit, and we’d get lit for real. And the stuff nowadays is probably 5-10x stronger. I don’t even smoke cannabis anymore, but I tried 2-3 hits last year was almost too high. No tolerance + the strength of today’s product would have knocked me on my ass if I had taken 1-2 more hits.
  7. Welcome to the danger zone. If our ladyboys or motorbike taxi drivers don’t bash your head in on a 10:1 street brawl, our drunken motorists will mow you down. If you manage to escape that, you run the immigration gauntlet. We’ll pick your pocket, and bones clean. Then zip you up in a body bag so fast that you’ll think you went blind!
  8. No one….. cares….. We will be happy to not see… YOUR SERIAL RIDICULOUS POSTS … in the event of your((())()()()()(Death)))))) ((especially the ones that you talk to yourself on and start arguing with yourself)) We know… What YouTube is and we know who… (Tina?Turner? Is…)
  9. In the event of you crashing and burning so hard that you moved back to Oz, George, is it really necessary for you to check back in here and obsessively post? You said goodbye, but never left. We were relieved, now we’re stressed.
  10. I got a blind date with Bob, Don, Colin and his other six alieses. I throw Harris in there, too to clean up the mess and cook my breakfast. Don’s next name will be Chicken Little.
  11. So why don’t you marry him then? Isn’t gay marriage legal in Thailand now? Neither of you can get a girlfriend, so get a hobby with each other that keeps your hands busy and your mouths full. Then everyone else doesn’t have to be annoyed by you both.
  12. It’s my two cents. Not 50 cent. Too much rap got you confused?
  13. Some people only read half when it becomes clear that you leave out the details. When was your second retirement visa done? 2001? Let’s play hot/cold and see if we can get the full story. Pin the tail on the donkey? btw- I didn’t read half. I read two sentences. That was enough. Do better next time.
  14. Didn’t you say that you struggled in Pattaya and went back to Australia because you had no friends and random people avoided you? You were seeking recommendations for deep sea fishing but didn’t want to go on a trip with others because humans don’t understand you or enjoy your company. Or was that your alter ego, georgegeorgia, gammaglobuin? Where is the rimming queen when you need him?
  15. You mean the part where I said to stop and smell the roses? Damn. Ok. I would tell you to have a nice day, maybe even with a little happy face emoji, but I don’t want to further offend you, nor do I think you have nice days very often anyway. So do what you want. You’re right. It’s not my business if you stop to smell the roses. You can have a horrible day and a miserable life if that’s your thing.
  16. The headline and the first sentence of the article says it was a falling tree. The second sentence says it was a falling branch. 🧐
  17. As others have said, this definitely sounds like the person got their visa and walked past the booths to get the entry stamp. The confusing part is this “apparently “ happened. I’d imagine it happened to the OP, although he/she could have heard a story of someone else not getting their stamp and then the OP posted it here thinking it was a scam. Sounds quite lenient for illegal entry. Yes. There have been a few reports in the past of people getting their LAOS visa at the border and crossing without getting stamped in. It happens. Be sure to take a moment to check the date of the visa AND the stamp. Mistakes also happen from immigration officers.
  18. Somebody stole his Lucky Charms and he had too many pints of Guiness for breakfast. Then he ransacked the local dwellings in search for a pot of gold.
  19. I feel bad for people that move to Thailand, but remain addicted to politics. I came here to escape all that. No need for me to worry about it here and no benefit for me to get upset about it. Some people can never fully enjoy life in Thailand because they are too focused on American politics. Stop and smell the roses.
  20. Yes! If someone in Thailand wants to have a beer in an establishment, they should have enough common sense to know that the best way is to book a flight, hotel, get a visa and pack their bags for Hong Kong. If I’m too busy, sometimes I just show up at the airport and fly to Hong Kong and book the next flight back to Thailand on arrival and have a beer of two in one of the airport restaurants/pubs before takeoff. I don’t even have to get a taxi. Just hang out at the airport for a couple hours. 🤪
  21. No one cares what you would do, Bob. You know you shouldn’t even be allowed outside. Next up, Bob’s new alias goes to the casino and pisses everyone off until they drop a slot machine on his foot.
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