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bob, if you go to the girly bars where the locals go, there are no tanned bar girls. Anyway, this whole discussion is really pretty pathetic at its core. One type of skin color isn't better than the other, nor is one any worse than the other. It all comes down to what somebody finds attractive. And to each his own. I barely find any Asian women physically attractive anymore, unless they are of a certain minimum height, weight, and physical fitness. But at this point, we're just talking about superficiality. A lot of the times the women that I end up being most attracted to are not necessarily ones that I'm physically attracted to because it eventually comes down to other things. Personality, integrity, character, compatibility, sexuality, etc.

Anyone who limits himself to one color means he's getting half as much (or even less) than those of us who love them all. It's like a box of mixed chocolates, why choose one when you can try so many different kinds?

Naah, too sweet. It's gotta be dark and creamy.

Ah, ringing in the holidays with some big Christmas ding dong cheer. Oh, probably nothing big in Thailand in that department though. So maybe we should move back to our discussion about chocolate? Personally, I prefer Lindt 85%.

Just to make sure I don't misinterpret you again, is that like one ladyboy on each side of you and you in the middle?

Of course, silly me, how could I have ever made that mistake when we were discussing the subject of your love for ladyboys at the time?

I'm puzzled now. The other day you mentioned, enjoying a bit of sausage between your buns. Anyway, the lyrics to this song should help you out:

So are you ethnocentric now about your ladyboys too? Or are you still fine with some dark sausage plowing into your pasty white English keyster?

That's true too. But in Thailand, I learned a long time ago to always be nice to everyone you meet, especially until you know who they are and who they know. And even then it's still not a bad idea to stay on their good side if you can. Although that's not always possible.

I don't know any Scott's other than Sean Connery, and he's dead. Any good though?

In Thailand he will be called "Re-Chart" by the locals. I can never figure out if they're referring to a dead battery in their smartphone or not.

And this is the land of fragile egos. So you also have to be really careful who you insult.

Well, I don't drink so I won't be too fussed. But you'll still have to teach me how you got rich mining nickels out of a dead Scott's arse.

all 500 of them are on the same type of visa, but if you really wanna know, you'll have to meet me on Soi Wherever and buy me a beer.

So then who was the schoolyard bully who always gave you a wedgie and left you hanging by your grundies on the schoolyard fence? Was that bob smith?

Not quite. They import them now. Makes it much easier.

Or it never happened.

bob, why did you choose that name for your new moniker? was he the schoolyard bully who always stole your shoes and sent you home barefoot?

Don't insult the chocolate. I've gone completely the other way. I haven't befoonked an Asian in many months. I've moved over to the darkest continent. Once you do, then it's hard to go back. Those lighter colors are so boring and pedestrian now. It's that high contrast monochrome framing that you are looking for. Ole!

Sure, they can turn down his 2,000 Baht.

What would that be like?

Way to go bob. Don't you stand for any of that local patronizing rubbish. And if he doesn't like it, then show him your wallet, your bait and tackle, and that everything else of yours is bigger, better, faster and stronger than his. You are now an ethnocentric modern man in the hub of hubs with only the most refined tastes. Been there, done that, seen and tried it all. So you stay away from those darker ones FFS. You now deserve only the best quality that the Land of Vertical Smiles has to offer matey!

I'm a bit of a troll at times, but I try and keep it humorous at least. I try and see the irony in things. Sometimes I go a bit too far in my sarcasm, but that's what the mods are for. To reel us back in when we go a bit over the edge.

It still amazes me that somebody would try and steal somebody else's electricity by getting them to unknowingly foot the bill. I wonder in how many other countries that's even a problem? It seems so small minded. Well, I guess anything is possible in the hub of petty scams.

at least yourself?