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You mean in the ladyboy world? I see lots of Thais every day who have had plastic surgery. Many of them are ordinary people who work in shops and offices. I wouldn't call them models.

This story goes perfectly with the post in The Pub right now talking about what do you do when you reach down and get a tranny surprise. TBH, these incidents have been going on with foreigners and stealth ladyboys in Thailand for at least 40 years already.

There, I did it for you. Put you on my ignore list.

One GG protecting the other GG. Insanity X2 on steroids. 🤣

Well then, I'll leave you and Globs to it then. The two of you can bro-hump each other to eternity. I beg you though not to post any photos of the event. They would be too painful to look at. 😊

This is “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” level absurdity—you can’t make this up. Three weeks ago, he made a useless post that, unsurprisingly, went unanswered. Now, he’s writing long replies to himself. He’s clearly exhibiting signs of loneliness and social isolation, combined with insecurity and a need for validation. At the same time, he seems depressed and caught in a cycle of overthinking, likely fueled by low self-esteem and social anxiety stemming from a lack of any real human contact.

Off topic. The OP doesn't ask about your gender assignment. Plus, nobody cares about your underwhelming unit.

Perfectly summarized. I've seen a lot of garbage on forums over the years, but nothing reaches his level of mindless drivel. He must think if he posts a mega pile of it each day that he will get more attention from others somehow. A pity he has no shame or feels no guilt about how useless his content is.

FFS, babbling incoherently and it wasn't even midnight when you just posted that. Normally you wait to spam the forum with 4-5 useless topics once into the wee hours of the morning, post w*nk insomnia I assume. I'll be the first to admit though that I didn't read a single word of your entire post.

Check out the video of the young Ukrainian guy interviewing this pair on his Instagram. He also has another ladyboy as his full-time girlfriend who he features often and claims is a model. Generally I've found that "model" is a synonym in Thailand for being unemployed.

Always check under the hood before you leave the pumping station.

Very nice. Spoken like a true veteran. 👍🏼

Duct tape and chill bro.

Sadly, over the years, I've seen quite a few blokes that look like that, even some much worse than that in fact, cruising around Sukhumvit Road late at night looking very drugged out and desperate. They can also become very aggressive and unpredictable. And some of them look as if they wouldn't have a chance of scoring a punter and might be sleeping on the streets at night. Despite all the laughs about this subject, unfortunately, there is a very dark side to it all. A lot of these guys can be dangerous and end up trying to hurt and rob people on the street, the more desperate that they become to feed their needs and drug problems.

Oh, here we go again, the usual old "I was so drunk" excuse again. Just admit you had some balls across the nose and loved every bit of it. bob smith will be proud!

It probably doesn't happen too much in Thailand though where the locals aren't particularly known for their magnitude in this category. In fact, Thailand is ranked 81 out of 87 countries, thus ranked quite low, along with practically all the other SE Asian countries. That's probably also why it's so easy for Thai ladyboys to cover things up with a bit of duct tape. At least they outdo the Philippines, Myanmar, and Cambodia: https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php

Agree. I can't speak from experience yet, but if one maintains good health and everything is still working, then I can't see why one needs to ever stop. I think a lot of that also requires ignoring any dumb advice given to you along the way that suggests that you should slow down. All that is absolute garbage as long as you have a strong heart. You always need to simply dance like nobody is watching.

They say once you go black you never go back.

Often they are both.

The correct connotation is that your paying to say goodbye.

Post op accounts for less than 20% I think. I think for many guys, though, once the beer goggles are strapped on, the ability to tell the difference probably drops about 50%

Hub of road deaths. Be good or be good at it.

The now defunct bob smith would tell you that it's the best thing that could ever happen to you in Thailand. In fact, he used to say that three a year doesn't make you queer!

Why, can't you find any younger ones?

It's probably just your imagination since you said you believe in ghosts, superstition, and wives tales. So just wrap another 15 protective amulets around your neck. In a moment, you'll feel right as rain.