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  1. DOWN ON THE FARM

    Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, before he

    goes

    out to the fields, the farmer says to her, "The Artificial Insemination

    man

    is coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the

    two-by-four above the cow's stall. You show him where it is, okay?"

    So the farmer leaves for the fields, and a while later, The Artificial

    Insemination man arrives. Amy takes him down the long row of cows until

    she

    sees the nail, and tells him, "This is the one. This one right here!"

    AN oldie and Goodie :o:D

    Terribly impressed by what seemed to be such a dizzy blonde, the man

    asks,

    "How did you know this is the cow to be bred?"

    "By the nail over it's stall," Amy explains.

    Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"

    I guess it's to hang your pants on."

  2. My Humble opinion it isn't on the rise, just that the power that be has started to count again. Sex and gambling are two evils that has been around a lone lone times and will be here when we are dead and gone, must try to keep it check during our time. :D:o Let's give a good shot at education the young people(teens in general) about the dangers of unprotected sex and any kind of gambing.

  3. Monitors says that my gate is open, so I walk to long corridor of brand shops to finaly get to the xray counter and then proceed to walk to my gate.

    When I get to my gate, the stairs are blocked and it says on a piece of paper that the gate doesn't open for another 40 minutes. I'm left there with no chairs to sit down, and no ways to go back where I'm coming from. So... I have to wait there standing up for 40 minutes.

    Once they come and unblock the stairs, I go sit down only to realize that there are no shops period. I cannot buy a bottle of water, nothing.

    Bad...

    Let's hope it get better, however; I think the worse is yet to come. :D:D:o to Bangkok

  4. Sure for english press Nine. :D:D Those DTAC, admin type send me a msg, wishing happy birthday, free calls all day, sent in Thai, I didn't find out until two days later when I ask the wife to read the message. Darn SHAME SHAME on me. I will be ready for their BUTTS next year IF I get the change. :o:D

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