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17 hours ago, ezzra said:

Die in my sleep, best outcome i can hope for...

Many years ago a very good friend of about 40 years gave up on life , I was about 2 weeks away from coming out here. His mother said as I left their house ' I wish I didn't have to wake up in the morning '.

Very sad but I know why she said that.   As for me here in 2021 ,  If dying means the same as before being born , i e knowing nothing fine , if more is yet to come , fine.    A priest asked Steven Fry who didn't believe in the hereafter ' How about meeting your parents again '  To which he replied something like ' How awful talking to them for an eternity '.

35 minutes ago, HappyGoLuckyLife said:

This just broke my heart. ????

Me too , how damn sad is that to find a note like that.

Up here sun out at last !   Yesterday , all day it looked like suitable for an undertaker's jolly day out. Grey and no movement in the trees , cats sleeping . It was awful . Could have stayed in bed all day.

What a contrast , will have to go for a ride .

1 hour ago, actonion said:

Chang is good but  became to gassy  i switched to  singha light (my beer)  after  1 year of comparing the 2  im going back to chang

I think I said before , if Chang is made from 'phant pee, Leo is made from Leopard pee and Tiger from tiger pee what is Mybeer made from ?

I was looking at something on the tube a couple of days ago and found out the difference between ale and beer.  Beer has hops in it and ale does not.  Thai lager is just filtered river water with colour and alc. added.

Andrew Brocalli is worth a look , possibly with Sarah Brightman , but surely not a Thai thing .

As for that Lisa , yep , ok for now .

20 hours ago, KannikaP said:

Just watched the LALISA video on You Tube.

I certainly would!

So would I but she is a tad busy right now , guess I will have to wait. After you sir .........................

14 minutes ago, snowgard said:

I changend last year from Leo to Leo 8 Strong Brew. 
And this is what I like really.

With you there Bro/brew .   Leo tastes like all the rest but Leo 8 HAS more taste.  Now my local off licence has put the price up and just 9 B cheaper than lotus for a box but when I get a box from the offy I always get a freebie , So far I have got a Leo T shirt , a back pack thing , a bottle opener ,and  a Leo tumbler .  Every little helps.  The nice folk there even put the box in the boot of my car.   

The headline said what's your favourite beer.   Hick's Special Draught . Only available in Cornwall so like as not will never taste again. Over here..............................Yep Beerlao Dark.

21 hours ago, PETERTHEEATER said:

He didn't die he recovered and has been sent to Italy to work on a job listed in the contract as 'Leaning tower of Pisa'. Chok dee na Kap....

 

 

Thanks, best laugh all day.

18 hours ago, jacko45k said:

That is true.... they always over-pressure tyres here. I tried to measure mine on the bike after I got a new tyre and it blew the gauge to pieces! 

When I take my Forza in for a service I say don't check the tyre pressures , I have a gauge and check the pressures every week. If I go off for a coffee and get told ' Bike done ' on getting home I re check after tyres have cooled down.

1 hour ago, jvs said:

Here you go.

Have a laugh emoji but deserves 2.

5 hours ago, keith101 said:

A new twist on taking the top off LOL .

 

I think I read that Sadam H had gone for a circumsision , no end to the <deleted>.

OK , I give up which one .

15 hours ago, Gottfrid said:

That´s the result of configuring your pickup as a rally car and drive like Niki Lauda.

In his case Niki Louder .

Someone mentioned Cardiprin , a few years ago I was told to stop taking.  I now take Amlopine 10 , 1 at night and 2 Enaril . My BP was high for a long time but on checking for my Sinovac jab my BP is normal.

Again !   Why let them in ? In about 1 week they will appear , here on aseannow.

On 10/11/2021 at 3:04 AM, RichardColeman said:

Good job she was not wearing a hairy sporran underneath then

Reminds me , years ago in CNX I was talking to a girl ( well I think it was ) , she had her legs on the bar under my chair . I said flirtingly " I like your black pants " She said she wasn't wearing any.

4 minutes ago, Gottfrid said:

Mmmmmm.... Now they know to not use a bottle opener. Wonder what the next genius tool will be for their quest for manhood?

 

Next! My friend told me to slam the hammer on it, and it will suddenly grow to enormous proportions.

To be fair to the chap he did have plums the size of grapes.

Bottle openers are for getting those tiny tin tops off of beer bottles , and those are very small openings.

3 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said:

But all of the MIa Noi's will have their drawers full now won't they.....

A Mia noi with full drawers , I will have to concentrate on that.  A big Mia Noi yes ....................................

17 hours ago, RobU said:

I wonder how the poor guys feel, having to stand behind graphic displays of sex toys as if they were selling them.

Ahh I have just had a thought

1. Confiscated Items are resold at auction

2. Thai police officers get 50% of resale value of confiscated items

THEY ARE SELLING THEM THIS IS THE ADVERT

Maybe they are being sold hole sale .

14 hours ago, Jingthing said:

Lube is illegal? Better tell Boots.

I was told many, many years ago they don't sell booze any more in Boots . It seems it runs out the lace holes.

I'll get me 'at .

20 hours ago, ripstanley said:

Vegetable markets will the next to be raided

They won't be after Fuk fruit surely.  A few years ago the 15 yo girl was visiting from next door , first time i had heard of Fuk fruit.  She leaned over the wall and said Fuk fruit. I said " Don't say that fruit is good for you '. oops.