Jim Blue

Seems she ate him for lunch !

Off you go then .....

I miss those green screens !

Does that Notting Hill Sunday street Market still exit? I forget the name .

My ten quid annual bet on the winner of the Grand National is enough for me!

Looks like that good old US made Amish furniture will be coming back into fashion again!

Do I detect a slight note of envy in the tone of your post ?

Yes my father used to say that to me - about sixty years ago !

Deported to where ? Since they already destroyed all documents on arrival by boat ...... to where ?

Whose going to clean my car on a freezing Sunday morning ?

Because they are too busy chasing their next accident !

Do people really need AI to write Just one simple short paragraph ?

Didn't, know a stone could ache ?

Ah yes the famous Mr Gupta . Camerons best mate .

Just carrying on a tradition started by Oliver North who secretly sold TOM missiles to the ayatollahs to fund Nicaraguan death squads . Obama 's deal was , was of course open and above board.

Second time around for tiny Grenada then !

Captain why don't you tell us what you really think?

Like a never ending theatre play , the actors change but the curtain never falls !

I have some personal experience as to how Nigerian scammers operate . Expensive suit , polite, Rolex etc as you describe . No blonde though , otherwise things might have turned out differently !

Perhaps we could follow the Aussie system which actually worked. Slight problem ....which UK island will accept them ?

I lived with depression for years. It drives my Thai wife insane !

Did it have his bank account details on it and something about taking the shirt off your back ?

Seems they have the urge to purge Strange to choose this moment to start this ?

Pity , over the years I got used to the long lines and confusion !

Apart from the (hefty) annual agent's fee !