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fondue zoo

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  1. Don't you tell us who to give the money to! We're not going to waste it on the pooours! Soft Power!
  2. Buckle up, bald tyres and rally van style driving, some actually achieve air, and being a one foot away from the vehicle in front, at night doing 90km an hour. S. A. F. E Try and get a seat in the middle of everyone, their bodies will act as airbags should the need arise.
  3. I hope he remained on deck to watch the well oiled machine in action, stopwatch in hand.
  4. 15 minutes is just not enough time for me to beckon you forward, slowly flick through the pages of your passport, stop halfway through and look at you, judge you, pull out the tm6 and read that, both sides. Ask "why you come here, again, again?". Look down shaking head, flick through remaining pages, ask the person behind me a question completely unrelated to you. Choose one of many stamps, stamp passport on single page right in the middle, Thailand needs full page for stamp, you whoreson foreigner!. Check random pages in passport again, audibly sigh. I grant you entry to Siam this one time, but never again, take yourself from my sight. IM officer probably - To be fair I've only had this experience once, most have been quite pleasant.
  5. The career path here is obvious. Policeman > Stuff > Billionaire
  6. ouuu boy, you're going to have field day in here then, none of us wear comment diapers.
  7. Firstly, my condolences for your loss. Don't say that LL, we all rely on you in here.
  8. They have to grubby him up a bit before releasing him, all part of the show. You can't just let him skip out the hospital, into his Benz and on his way home all shiny and new. A display of fake accountability is where it's at. Remember he's smarter, craftier and more hair dyed than all us.
  9. They are in the media more than I thought after a quick googling. Infamous across Southeast Asia, so-called elephant pants made of thin baggy cotton were once synonymous with grubby backpackers in search of themselves -- and the nearest Chang beer, a popular local lager. source: https://www.taipeitimes.com/News/feat/archives/2023/11/09/2003808901
  10. More trees on Earth is always good news.
  11. ouou, the power of Mikes. Need that trifecta. Mike Lister = Forum Numbers Guy aka "the Quant" Mike Bell = Forum Words Guy aka "the Corrector"
  12. Who is getting the net supply/service contract for 23 regions?
  13. Did they use an actual electrician or someone's uncle Jimmy?
  14. Fisk has been good so far, two seasons on Netflix. Barry is also worth a watch
  15. yea, I've been on taken on "tours" before. "you know this road" "No" "This is best road to home" "oookkaay" At this point I know I'm being reamed so I just start asking non stop questions about the landmarks we're passing. ouou they get so annoyed. It's a few extra bucks for some cheap fun.
  16. Can anyone hazard a guess as to how they derive an income to keep the lights on?
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