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fondue zoo

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  1. It gets noticed, but not a lot they can do. There's a lot of "urging" going on but that's about it. I wouldn't be surprised if 'they' want to call another election soon, depending on the Srettha/MFP outcome. The Good Ol' Boys are working on coming home!
  2. It's like in the movie Idiocracy, where every time they say "Brought to you by Carl's Jnr" they get a dollar. Also, Modi is on the phone, he sounds pissed.
  3. It is what it is, it blows but the fares are still cheap compared to where most of us come from. Just be up front. Bangkok Taxis App Please choose your preferred scam. (Please note we are an equal opportunity scammer, we scam everyone - Farang 10% surcharge) ⬜ No change, No QR code, No bank account, No phone. ⬜ No Meter - I forgot to turn the meter on, the tasseled magic mat with all figurines covered it, too late now 200 baht. ⬜ FU Tour Time - You know <insert street>? No?, this best way, very good, no traffic, toll very fast.. You can see building over there? in the opposite direction? no this is other building. this best way. ⬜ Turbo Meter - No, meter is okay, you have a lot of luggage, makes the car heavy, meter <shakes hand at meter> knows. The rain too. What's that clicking sound every few minutes? This old car. Bless em' the rascals, plus if it actually requires some technical ingenuity, and considering the education most get here, hacking a taxi meter albeit crudely get some points.
  4. Russia has not deployed their Su-27/30/33/35 fighters near Ukrainian air defenses? They've stayed well within Russian borders. If that continues, these aircraft pose a limited threat to F-16s. Russia has long-range anti-air missiles, but the F-16s have strong radar warning systems and plenty of time to respond. Also these are not original '70/80's spec F-16's, they are the modified '91 variants.
  5. If the LM issue back in 2015 was known why was he granted a pardon in the first place. Or did "they" keep it up their sleeve just in case he started to forget his true place in the world.
  6. It protects the family jewels from all sorts of calamity.
  7. allegedly, they all wore masks resembling former high ranking politicians whilst gettin' it on, some sort of Eyes Wide Shut Somchai thing I guess.
  8. The healing power of the penis amazes me. It truly is a solution to so many problems.
  9. Come on, don't be bashful, we've all heard the stories.
  10. That's a nice little earner for someone's friend or relative.
  11. Because humans in larger groups are mostly stupid and allow it, everywhere.
  12. The penis wants what the penis wants...
  13. It will be okay, she will be your owner.
  14. Nice, all set up to be kicked over if the result is not as expected.
  15. If they could they would convert it into a 7/11 dining car.
  16. yeah, what is it with that. The other place I noticed was Bangkok Bank, the branches in and around our area all have at least 2 or 3 smoke shows. Not a single one with a "tan" which I thought odd at first until the "desirability scale" was explained to me.
  17. Walking the earth, having adventures and healing peoples suffering with the power of dietary fiber.
  18. If I start a rumor about seeing ghosts at night and hearing spooky noises I can probably get them to 9. Perfect spot for a wizards tower.
  19. I suspect everyone gets a little taste.
  20. This is why I don't switch on pool lights. But then I live in a condo where the juristic head man had a brainstorm, put solar panels atop the building and connect 3 elevators to them. They managed to do this, no checks, permits, nothing. An owner/electrical engineer in the building notices the lifts would stop between floors, jolting stops, people getting stuck, doors not opening etc. He asks the building staff why, they tell him, he calls everyone a fkcin idiot, it takes them a week to reconnect the lifts to the mains. Reason: Looking for ways to cut condo running costs.
  21. once again, WTF Wow big surprise, you allow the average person here to be paid 2 potatoes a day.
  22. All I'm saying is that if there was anyone on the planet with anything close to those abilities they would never reveal themselves.
  23. The Men Kids Who Stare at Goats
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