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fondue zoo

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  1. I have no problem with anyone from anywhere, dumb dumbs took on the cops, now they all get to go home. I just wanted to use this gif
  2. Hit and run got me, I'm all broken! Country song lyric? Book title abut finding and losing Lady Boy love?
  3. Whatever you do, don't agree to the "improvements" they may offer here.
  4. Did one of them keep going back and forth between desk and photocopier for almost the entire time?. copying and stapling, copying and stapling. I find it funny these days.
  5. All the liquorice it could have been. Also, liquorice not a popular taste here? Difficult to find it in shops.
  6. Fingers Crossed super powers or superfluous third nipples Useless Super Powers The ability to wear a piece of clothing and foresee the stains it will get in the future. You only see them, you don't know what they are or how they got there. The ability to know the total number of sloths in the world at any given time. The ability to detect spiral cut twice smoked ham at any distance. The ability to read peoples' minds, but only when they're thinking about squirrels.
  7. Well, it's that time again, prepare the copying and pasting of the exact same comments everyone used last year, and the year before that, and before that ad infinitum
  8. Some young TikTok staffer advised him it would make him more "fun" for the younger voters. he still reminds me of Woody
  9. yeah, but the world is always changing. "the only true constant in the universe is change"
  10. feeling like Ishmael here: Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people’s hats off Go out and hug everyone you meet, oh they will resist your efforts, but you just hug them tighter. One way or another your problem will be solved, get hugged back or a hard kick to the nutz, both outcomes will make you feel differently.
  11. Can you imagine if someone actually bugged and recorded the behind closed doors conversations that all these guys have. I mean the secret check behind the curtains before we start type discussions.
  12. It puts me in mind of this for some reason and that's all she wrote....
  13. If you see Thaksin give him a noogie from us all!
  14. That blows, good to hear you lived. On a side note now you can take the time to get that face off surgery you've always wanted... or was it bionic dong, I can't remember. just kidding, rest and heal.
  15. There will be nothing left to control or shake money out of in 20/30 years if they can't wrap their heads around that playtime is coming to an end.
  16. That is almost guaranteed, although they will probably be re-branded and re-imagined some time before their use by date.
  17. All right, listen up, ladies and gentlemen, our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground, barring injuries, is 4 miles per hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. also, why no reward offer for that grand theft auto fellow who couldn't hear a human body being torn apart under his car as he kept driving?
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