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Humans love being concerned about how other humans are using their genitals.

aww man, I remember when you used to be cool. But you're right, I was already composing my email to the Thai labor commission. 🙏

yeah they told me the same thing about dill pickles. I'm too lazy but I want beans, can we buy them from you? Discernible ingredients are best.

ummm yeah, not sure if favorite beverage or favorite sex act, either way it sounds messy and I'm in 100%

Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs

5 grams is enough to kill an adult.

It's okay, Thaksin has now stated Srettha is a transitional leader (nice) and the Disney daughter princess will lead Siam into a golden age of prosperity for all.

They've tasked Microsoft to create a cloud-based app to track the mountains of paper documents they generate every day. It's just logical.

Yeah I hope the Microsoft guy doesn't use an older BB atm, running pirated XP, I saw another one in the wild, stuck on the reboot. Awwwkwaard.

one boat and a ship All their masts are at half chub right now.

And this guy is definitely a professional ahole wherever he goes. I was told once when I was younger, 'some people just suck, remember that and you'll have an easier time'.

Nobody here gets paid "war path" wages to do more. It will amount to extra checks, extra paperwork and some photo ops to show more is being done.

You take your clothes off under the Siam sun and you're going to burn your tallywacker.

I'm betting you're all the same person using a vpn

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Because 'Meth Pandemic Across Nation, Generational Alcoholism on the Rise' makes for very bad copy.

I've read that Tomorrowland is not committed to anything happening in Thailand yet, is this like the LaLisa concert announcement thing again?

I wasn't having a go or anything, I think it's hilarious.

ououuo, only five pages this time until it morphed from "How did you start your fine day today?" to "you're stupid", which means we're only a few posts away from the "your penis is probably small too" comments. foruming is fun

It's still as good as you remember right...right??, overflowin' with witty wordplay and light-hearted banter?

Ah, this lifestyle is detailed in the book "Sh🙊t, Pump, Pray" It was a bestseller.

I was 'volunteered' to help the river house aunt's clear some some of their property of what I would straight up describe as machete swinging mutherfkn jungle. Taking a break, having a heart attack, not sure which yet.

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