fondue zoo

Didn't he kill a whole lot monkeys before sort of getting this to work?

okayyy, who told Bignok we were in here? heh, just kidding, it's a public forum, who cares. We sure as sh????t aren't solving world hunger in here that's for certain.

train puns.. bad ones, stand by. Let's go for a train ride, it's a freight day for it!

More power to you!

You are literally 30 minutes away from a good time almost anywhere here and you can't manage to keep the dingdong in your pants for a bus trip. <insert sad emoji>

So what's it going to be? Superfluous third nipple or some form of superpower? Sorry everyone, we accidentally activated some "junk" DNA and now you will all self rejuvenate indefinitely, and grow a third nipple.

If you type it they will come. - kevin costco

Wasn't that Thaksin's deal too? With his "squads" or whatever they were called.

It truly is the land where dreams come true. Be everything you imagine yourself to be. From now on I'm a Cowboy Astronaut Millionaire.

Life is a like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. unless it's a cocaine strawberry truffle of course.

You needed all that theatre, Photoshop banners printed, press called, for some kitchen-hands sweating it out in some back alley kitchen for 50 baht a day. Look at how puffed out your chests are, so proud, saving Thailand from the wrong people washing dishes.

We have the technology, we can rebuild him. They made him, better, faster, stronger. He is, the The Six Billion Baht Man

The puppet master is not either of these two, all serve beneath the Table.

“Take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder and sieve it through the finest sieve and then show me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy. and yet... and yet you act as if there is some ideal order in the world, as if there is some... some rightness in the universe by which it may be judged.” ― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather It's all us, crazy half apes running around being obsessive about what parts of our body to cover, man nipples good, woman nipples bad, side boob under boob good, side penis not good... it goes on and on in the same vein. Endless repetition because we live for an eye blink in the scheme of things, and can't recall last Tuesday let alone what the last bunch did a century ago. I suspect rules give some a sense of improving civilisation, a feeling of permanence in an endlessly changing universe. Whatever I don't know, it's a forum.

yeah what gives, I don't even own a car.. also, why make domestic cars that can go 200KPH, not saying we shouldn't, just asking.

I watched her when she was still allowed on TV, a news commentary show if I recall. They kept copping bans because certain people got butt hurt by their words ????. Hard to say what it is about her, but yum yum. Smart, educated, sassy and kinda hot. Nothing is forever, Thai politics needs brains like hers, no matter what side they're on.

You know how many surnames can be traced back to a profession or trade or what the family ancestor did in life...

Yes, I worded that incorrectly.

Not just any hobby, something really obscure, outlandish even. Phrenology or maybe Stilt Walking

yeah, that's not Thainess, Thainess is whatever you need or want it to be... apparently. I was in mood because said cold cheeseburger, after 12not this many calls, was still somehow delivered to similarly named building about 2km away. This happens more than it should so my picture and number are up a wall somewhere with the words f????k this guy scrawled underneath.

With no idea where to go, ask somebody, hell no, thainess, check mobile map, no, thainess. Thainess is calling 12 times to deliver a single cold cheeseburger. Yes yes, I tip the poor bastards and am never mean, they make nothing.

Yes, the fruit guy that sets up in front of the 7/11 has one sometimes with him on the job. I asked his name, being a smartass, the guy just shrugged. In my head I named him Cluck Norris. He said he's a fighting cock, I said yes, so am I.

I'm guessing this a measure to slow the country's significant ageing population problem. Throw not much money at people to boom boom.

It's time to break out your yellow "I Love Big Joke" t-shirt for when they come a callin'

Hook him up, give him a winter jacket, whip his butt if he stops walking. A Siberian husky (if that's what it is} doing that in Thailand is not having a good time, 100% ahole.