Everything posted by SAFETY FIRST
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Thai smile
Strange title Thai Smile is the name for Thai dentist
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Pattaya makes the top 10 list on Expats best low budget places to move abroad!
Top 10 list for numbers of whinging, whining, complaining, moaning foreigners.
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Foreigner Stumbles, Hand Impaled by Wire Rope in Pattaya
It was night time. So by the type of accident (really strange) and time of the day I'd say he was drunk. 🍺 Still, not as strange as the stupid foreigner tripping on a road stud and breaking his nose. 😮
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Mid-air madness: Unruly passenger turns Lufthansa flight to Bangkok into chaos
OMG, look at the size of this guy. This photo was attached to the Facebook AN posting, is this the German guy? He should fly business class, not fair for the other passengers and flight crew.
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Allegedly Intoxicated British Driver Injured in Pattaya Pickup Truck Accident
Yes, very unlucky that pole got in the way on that straight stretch of road. Ha, ha, the guy must have been blind drunk 🍺
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Allegedly Intoxicated British Driver Injured in Pattaya Pickup Truck Accident
I didn't know currie's could marry. 😮
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Allegedly Intoxicated British Driver Injured in Pattaya Pickup Truck Accident
If a foreigner it's pay day for the cops. 💲💲💲💲💲💲
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Allegedly Intoxicated British Driver Injured in Pattaya Pickup Truck Accident
The drunk guy said to the officer that he couldn't see, the sun got in his eyes.
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Allegedly Intoxicated British Driver Injured in Pattaya Pickup Truck Accident
Not for foreigners.
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Most exciting thing you've done in Thailand
Sadly people get offended too easily these days. BTW, your name offends me but I choose to just move on, maybe I should report you.
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Most exciting thing you've done in Thailand
Why are you telling me, are you after an award? Nothing wrong with a bit of creative writing. Half the dribble on this forum is made up nonsense. My post had no swear words, sexual references etc. or similar to offend, just story telling.
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Old age sex?
Where do you buy your 5mg Cialis from, are you in Thailand?
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British citizen stranded in Thai hospital with a 400,000 baht plea to escape
This 'Ben Page' seems like a dope.
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British citizen stranded in Thai hospital with a 400,000 baht plea to escape
Agree
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British citizen stranded in Thai hospital with a 400,000 baht plea to escape
I don't think there's any need to be nasty regarding Thailand's medical facilities. Over the 25 years I've been to many hospitals in Thailand, my children were born here and every couple of years I need to renew my offshore medical, always found the hospitals better than Australia. I've visited the government hospital many times over the years, they look OK, clean and professional. By the way, travel insurance will get you a nicer hospital, you won't have to beg or open a go fund me page.
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I No Longer LIKE People. Do You?
Wow, dude, have you been drinking? Your first, second now third comments have been all over the shop, like a dogs breakfast. I often write strange stuff on this forum when I've been drinking 😂 BTW, I only dislike some of the foreigners here in Thailand, so much so that I'm starting to hate all foreigners. I do come across the occasional good foreigner, they are mostly Aussies I Love the Thais. Have another drink 🍺
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Most exciting thing you've done in Thailand
About 20 years ago me and a couple of my Pommy mates went drinking one afternoon in Nevada gogo bar, soi Post office. We were in there drinking for several hours, when we came out it was dark. Earlier we had parked the car in Royal Garden, so we walking along the frontage and there were about 10 girls sitting in front of what now is Sizzlers. My mate pointed at this pretty young girl, he said you come with me, she jumped up and came along. We all jumped in the car, my mate drove while me and my other mate and the girl sat in the back seat. My mate drove around Bali High, pulled up at the lighthouse My mate (the driver) was in the back seat, myself and other mate waited outside the car, he had the girls clothes in his hands and we both laughed. She was still in the back seat, while she was in the back of the car we walked off and hid her clothes in a speed boat, back then the speed boats parked there. Anyway, after a while my mate drove past and pulled up with this naked girl, sat in the front seat, she did not seemed fussed, just asked if we'd seen her clothes. I felt bad so I went back to get her clothes that I'd hidden in one of the speed boats, I was so drunk I forgot which boat. After a while found her clothes, she got dressed and we dropped her off at her apartment (after paying her). Her apartment was bottom of Theppraya, what a good sport she was, sadly you don't find those type anymore. 😔 The good old days, you could drink and drive, cops would go home at midnight. 😎 😔
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Old age sex?
I reckon you are mostly right. When I met the mother of my children she was 17yo. Sorta pretty but perfect body, nice little body with a peachy bottom. Over the 20 odd years she is still small (not fat) but fell short of my expectations, lost interest in her. My new gf, 26yo, it's nice to have a young chick again, why not, it's all about taking care of the family, I do that well. I have to keep telling her that I take care of her and her family but she must take care of me in a special way (she forgets at times). God love their little brains, always forgetting 😮
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Isaan Woman
Oops, you are right, my bad. I copied the wrong link Too late now to edit. I'll ask the mods to remove.
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Australian Tourist Allegedly Loses 200,000 Baht to Pickpocket on Pattaya Tour Bus
Hope my fellow Aussie gets his money returned
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Australian Tourist Allegedly Loses 200,000 Baht to Pickpocket on Pattaya Tour Bus
That idiot radio announcer on 103fm thought this was funny. God I hate that guy, he's always screwing up on the radio but if anyone else screws up he's quick to bitch and carry on. Look, no one is perfect but this fool is a proper whiner. His morning show (8am to noon, M, T, T&Friday) is just the biggest complaining broadcast ever. Now he's got his assistant (Megan) on the complaint bandwagon. He's so offensive, if anyone has anything negative to say about the show he belittles the guy. Another issue, the guys slurps his coffee on air (I'm sure the coffee can stand by), he doesn't silence his phone, can't pronounce David Bowie, says notel, not hotel. Mr Antagonizer. I'd like to change the channel but not many to chose from. He charges western rates for adverts but we receive poor quality broadcast, every time we have rain his broadcast is down for hours, still businesses advertise through his station. I'm sure he's one of the top 10 moaners here on AN and has a second incognito profile
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Is this a dumb idea?
Many chances of having a great time seeing some beautiful sights and meeting some wonderful people. Its a win, win. 👍
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Old age sex?
I'm middle aged, in my 50's, I suppose that's old age sex. It couldn't be better now I got rid of the kids mother. My kids are teenagers now (late teens), never married the mother, didn't think it was a good idea not knowing Thai law, so we just moved on. My new chick is soft, cute and sexy. This might be what you guys need, a new one. A new model will get the spark back, trade in the old model. 😎
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Bored during the day living in Thailand. Name your top 2 websites, podcasts and youtube channels.
I'm lucky got a big family that keeps me busy. Sad to hear some of you guys get bored here 😮 I'm never bored, if I have some free time I jump on my PCX and zip up and down Pattaya and jomtien beach, pull up at a 7-Eleven or Thai shop for a cold beer, look at the pretties then off for another lap. I've got a new girlfriend, been together for a year and a half, she's busy with work through the day, evenings maybe out for a meal and a few more beers then off to bed for some special time. 😎