I'm here.
Calm down Richard, ΰΉΰΈΰΉΰΈ’ΰΉΰΈΰΉ.
These things happen in other countries, not just Thailand.
Time for dinner mate, I can hear the wife calling.
Go jump in the shower, cool down, relax, put your slippers on and light up the pipe mate.
Come back in the morning when you are feeling better.