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just want to ask. Is it possible to drive Thai registered car to Cambodia , spend few days there and come back. What is involved. <ike to visit Anchor Wat.We live in Rayong. Thanks

We had poisoned meat thrown in our garden twice, but fortunately my German Shepherd can smell something od and prevent other dogs from eating it. He guards it until it gets removed.

Hello Mindy, we remember you well

They steal my dogs food , very cheeky birds

Bangkaews are very very difficult to train ,

This is Jack.I had a dogs all my life,, but he is the most clever dog I ever had.He understands everything. ( only in English - he does not understand Thai)

When the weather is is hot and sunny all my dogs are hiding in the shade and inside a house. Not my 5 year old female Alsation. She sits in the full sun for a long time. Sunbathing? She is happy and healthy. Mind you all the other dogs suffer from ticks but she doesn't. Did she had found the way to beat the ticks?

Will try, thanks

I have tried muzzle, but she just go mad running around the garden and trying to take it off.

My babies

Just a mad cat looking for some excitement.

Can't use the second approach, as soon as she see the dogs, mad scramble and quick escape. But comes back next day.

We have three German Shepherds and our neighbours cat comes regularly to our house. She is not hungry, don't want anything, just waiting for the dogs to chase her.She is playing with fire, dogs already killed three local cats, but so far she managed to escape for 6 months.

I have three German Shepherds.One male, two females. Females are 5 years old and 1 year.The problem is that there older female keeps attacking the younger one. She does not do it if I am there,but as soon as I go out, the problem starts. Now they can't stay together in the night.I do not neglect the older female,she gets same attention as the other two.I have tried everything that I can think of to sort it out , bit no avail.

Any suggestions?

Hi

Just wanted to ask you a question. I have small UK pension, about 600 pounds a month. What is the most economical way to get it into Thailand? Is it better to have an account in Uk and withdraw money in Thailand using debit card, or would the pension office pay directly into Thai account every month?

Somdet hospital - not something. Stupid mobile writes anything it wants.

It was recommended to me by my doctor. I had an operation at Something hospital in Sriratcha for prostate cancer and this supposed to be a follow-up.

Yes, that is the Cancer centre. Can you please e-mail me or Facebook. I sometimes have problem connecting to Thaivisa Alex Pokorny

I have to check the address. I think there is only one cancer hospital in Chonbury.

Thanks, can't find any hotels near by.I will keep searching.

Hi. I will have to go to Cancer hospital in Chonbury at end of March for radiotherapy. I will have to attend every day for about 20 days.The problem is that I live about 150 km away from the hospital. Apparently the hospital can't accommodate anybody to stay there. Would anybody know reasonable accommodation near the hospital where I can stay? Please.

A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

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1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').

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2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'

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3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

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4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

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5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

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6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

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7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

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8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

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9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

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10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

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11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

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13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

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14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

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15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen!

PS: Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour (NOT humor)!

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My Alsations showed me where the Cobra was hiding, but kept the respectful distance from the snake.

Yesterday I evicted a King Cobra from our living room. Little advice: Make very simple device from a bit of rope and any reasonable length of tube (plastic pipe for plumbing would do) and you will have a safe way of handling the snakes.Not harm the creature and take it to the nearest safe place. Done it with rat snakes, vipers,and quite a few unknown.

What ever it is, why would you kill it? Just take it out, and watch out what you are stepping on.We have plenty snakes here and they have right to live same as you.