Processed cheese is high in bad stuff and more likely to cause a heart attack. Which is why TomazBodner asked his slightly tongue in cheek question.
But obviously you did not see it that way.
Under the Protection of Children Act 1978, it is an offence to 'make, distribute, possess or show any indecent images of anyone aged under 18' The starts in those movies were under 18, together with several more.
Sorry Ralf, but I just do not understand your problem.
The laptop is on a shelf which slides in and out in order to access the keyboard, but you need to disconnect all the cables. Needs a re-think.
I think you need to re-route the cables to save yourself ALL that hassle.
I do not understand anyone who finds pressing an ON/OFF button a PITA. Turn the PC on BEFORE you start the re-wiring.