Bert got kinky

7 minutes ago, Misterwhisper said:

Haven't I said it over and over and over again the past few months and whenever "cannabis" headlines graced these pages?

 

To those of you who already frolicked over the prospect that cannabis will be "legal" as of June 9 -- it's not; and not in the sense you longed for it anyway.

 

And to those of you that had consistently qorried that Thailand's streets will be littered with junkies on a cannabis trip -- they wont.

 

Cannabas allegedly has been "liberalized" -- but it hasn't.

Cannabis allegedly is going to be legal -- but it won't.

 

The one and only thing that will be "liberalized and legal" is so-called "commercial cannabis", i.e. the stuff from which ropes and certain fabrics (linen) are made. No more. No less.

 

So, please CALM DOWN NOW -- all of you!  

There are many on this board who still think that rope quality hemp will grind Thailand to a halt because of the pot-heads taking over.

Hell, there are even posters on here who suggest that we should build more roads to cope with the slow driving of these 0.2% stoners, despite being constantly shown that this could not happen.

If ever these social luddites find out that the Earth is not flat, it would totally blow them away.

Anyway, got to go, I'm planning on drinking myself into a stupor on a bottle of Heineken 0.0. ????

Obviously they do know that he is Thai, otherwise the headline would be 'Crazy Farang destroys bumper on pick-up truck'.

3 minutes ago, JeffersLos said:

This is what happens after being colonized by the French. 

an operation was conducted on 28th May, 2022 at 2:45 pm to search and arrest the suspect.

Not too much of a Francophile, he didn't surrender himself. ????

1 minute ago, pokerface1 said:

Obviously you haven’t been stoned. 555

Not on a joint with only 0.2% THC

11 minutes ago, pokerface1 said:

They will eventually know that this slap dash legislation is not working once they find the need to introduce an extra lane on the expressway for slow drivers. 

Why would they need to introduce an extra lane on the expressway for slow drivers. 

Please explain the logic as it stands in your mind.

6 minutes ago, mikeymike100 said:

You are correct, which makes me wonder why is it only Indian tourists?

Ladyboys are racist?

39 minutes ago, Staxer said:

I have yet to see an Indian wearing a gold necklace ?

That's because the ladyboys have stolen them all.

Average lifespan of an Indian's insurance scam gold necklace in Patters is 20 minutes.

2 hours ago, smedly said:

I call it B S - I am sure they have a photo for insurance 

 

quality tourists 

As requested:

On 5/23/2022 at 10:00 AM, BangkokHank said:

Did you wear a mask at all times before you caught COVID?

Are you serious?

Do you still not understand how the mask works, even though it has been explained on here time and time again?

I would try to explain to to you in a manner that even you could understand but I don't have any crayons.

2 minutes ago, Henryford said:

I am sure wearing a nappy over your face in 100 F heat is a lot more dangerous then the minute chance of catching Covid.

Is this just in your mind or are you able to provide any medical studies on this matter?

3 minutes ago, Woker said:

Great news. Masks are horrible to wear.

And anti-mask morons are hard to bear. ????

11 minutes ago, Johnnyngai said:

That is why doctors working in covid wards wear no  masks.

Doctors don't wear masks?

Where do you live, Cloud Cuckoo Land?

2 minutes ago, Johnnyngai said:

I wear no masks at all times because I have free access to world class medical care,

and I am also protected by the social safety net of a wealthy country. 

 

Ordinary Thais will continue to wear theirs until the end of this pandemic.   

Thais do not wear masks for themselves, they wear them to protect other people.

To not wear a mask is both selfish and ignorant.

Well done and welcome to the club.

I would definitely would not want to know that Seven Seagal is now filming 'The Cook 2'.

50 minutes ago, aussiexpat said:

So you've put out 16 posts in a row telling everyone they're wrong except you!

 

You're missing the main point. It's not about countries having import duties. It's about the ridiculous low amount that Thailand can charge you tax on. 20,000 baht total personal belongings. About US$590 or £470.

 

Most people would have more than that amount on them with their carry on luggage and what they wear through customs, so most people's suitcases are fair game.

 

Tell me one country that will tax you on your used personal belongings if they are over a total value over 20,000 (any one of my suits costs more than)

 

So because you do not understand or accept Thai law, everyone who does not agree with your own misunderstanding of reality is wrong????????????

What a load of tosh.

Every Thai knows that the winning lottery tickets can only be predicted by using snakes.

4 hours ago, JimmyJ said:

What is the minimum age to get a Thai driver license?

15 years old for a motorcycle license and 18 years old for a car license.

3 minutes ago, hotchilli said:

At least I'm being positive rather than negative.

No, you are being wrong.

There is a worldwide shortage of new vehicles and the main reason for this is because of the shortage of parts coming out of China.

I have worked in the Auto trade in Thailand (pick-up accessories) for 21 years and this is our worst year in sales since I have been here.

Our dealers worldwide inform us that are currently unable to order our product range, as they do not have any new vehicle's in their markets to fit them to.

In all honesty, I do not know what impact the Ukraine situation is having on the market but the lack of parts coming out of China is a fact and it is having a massive impact on the global auto market.